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Blake: KOLBY! IS THAT A WEED?!
Kolby: no this is a crayon-
Blake: IM CALLIN THE POLICE *puts 9:11 in on the microwave*
Microwave: 911 whats your emergancy?
Kolby: 0-0 *illuminati music*

~meanwhile~

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Tord: *takes Angel's keys and locks them in her car* (I dont have a car TwT)
Angel: *calls the police to help her*
Tord: *sticks his head out the window of the house* ANGEL! IS THAT A POLICE?! IM CALLIN THE WEED! *puts 4:20 in on the microwave*
Microwave: 420 what you smokin?
Angel: ....? *wtf face* *illuminati music*
Cop: *not paying attention to the fact that its Tord and that he's "calling the weed"*

The second one is my favorite XD