So imma go ahead and warn my irl friends
THE SCRATCHES ON MY ARMS AND LEGS ARE FROM TREE LIMBS
I was helping my dad with yard work. He cut some of the limbs off of a tree so when he mowed the yard, he could mow in that area. Of course, little short me got to pick up the limbs, big and small due to my stubborn arse self wanting to prove im not a total weakling. So now I legit have scratches on my arms, legs, and some on my back and maybe my sides. I have a huge one that hurts on my leg so I just put two huge band aids on that X,D I'll live.
Though I did tell my dad "I'll okay..... Man I skipped a whole word.."
EDIT: also may have a few head bruises from limbs smacking me