Chapter One: Wrong Number?

~ MK has added Mei to Group Chat ~

~ MK has added Sandy to Group Chat ~

~ MK has added Pigsy to Group Chat ~

~ MK has added Tang to Group Chat ~

~ MK has changed group chat name to The Best Heroes Team (plus Tang) ~

MK:
Did I get everyone?

Mei:
Yep I think you did.

Tang:
I feel like you are missing a person.

Sandy:
Doesn't the Monkey King have a phone number? Shouldn't he be in this group chat too?

MK:
Oh right, give me a moment.

~ MK has added (***)-***-**** to the group chat ~

Mei:
Are you sure that his phone number?

MK:
That's the one he told me when I got him the phone.

(***)-***-****:
Um...hello who is this?

MK:
Oh Monkey King, I added you to our new group chat so that we can communicate better.

MK:
😁

(***)-***-****:
Um. I think you have the wrong number.

MK:
Wha???

(***)-***-****:
My name's not monkey king. Are you sure you aren't getting played by someone?

MK:
Oops! I put in the wrong number!

Mei:
Wow, good job MK. 🥲

(***)-***-****:
MK? Like the Monkie Kid?

MK:
You've heard of me!?

MK:
😮

(***)-***-****:
You are all over the news. Global news too.

Mei:
Wait, so you aren't even from Megapolis?

(***)-***-****:
Kinda.

(***)-***-****:
I travel a lot and just moved with my company here. I then broke my phone. I got a new number and everything but I lost all my old data and pictures 😔

Mei:
That is so sad!!! 😭

MK:
😭

Sandy:
What's your name new person?

(***)-***-****:
Oh, my name is Y/N.

~ MK has changed (***)-***-**** name to Y/N ~

Y/N:
Thanks MK.

MK:
No problem, sorry for putting you in the group chat.

Pigsy:
MK AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVEIRNG NOODLES RIGHT NOW!?

Y/N:
Gordon Ramsey is that you? 😧

MK:
😆

Mei:
LOL 😂🤣😂

Tang:
😂

Pigsy:
What the?

Pigsy:
Who is Y/N?

Y/N:
Someone they accidentally put in this group chat. Not that I mind. 

Pigsy:
So sorry about me yelling at my employee through here then.

Y/N:
It's fine.

Y/N:
I get voicemails that are way meaner and louder.

Mei:
Who would dare yell at you!? 😱

Y/N:
Karen bosses and customer.  🥲

Mei:
Oh. 😰

Y/N:
Yeah.

Y/N:
Speaking of the devil, they are calling right now. BRB.

~ Y/N is offline ~

Mei:
They seem cool.

Pigsy:
I wonder what they work for.

~ Y/N is online ~

Y/N:
A writing firm that is mostly does food critiques and home designs. My boss is like a woman version of Gordon Ramsey.

~ Y/N is offline ~

Pigsy:
How did they???

Mei:
They must be magic! 😱

Tang:
MK, weren't you supposed to add Monkey King??? 🤔

MK:
Shoot! Thanks for reminding me, Mister Tang!

~ MK has added (***)-***-**** to group chat ~

MK:
Hey Monkey King!

(***)-***-****:
Hey bud, what's up?

Mei:
He knows how to text?

~ MK has changed (***)-***-**** name to Monkey King ~

Monkey King:
I'm a quick learner.

Monkey King:
Also thanks for the name change bud.

~ Y/N is online ~

Y/N:
I'm back~!

Y/N:
And I want to die~!

Monkey King:
Wha? Why?

MK:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?

Mei:
WHERE DO THEY LIVE?! 😡😡

Sandy:
Would you like some tea?

Pigsy:
Guys, calm down.

Pigsy:
They'll explain.

Y/N:
Thank you Pigsy.

Y/N:
My boss just informed me that two of my co-workers quit because of the 'stress' and now I have to pick up their work.

Y/N:
I am contemplating if I should jump off a cliff or quit.

MK:
Please don't do that! You seem so cool!

Mei:
Yeah! You are awesome!

Y/N:
Thanks, you guys seem awesome too.

Monkey King:
What about me?

Y/N:
Wait, is that actually the Monkey King?

MK:
Yep!

Monkey King:
The one and only!

Y/N:
Wow, I really didn't think you had a phone.

Monkey King:
I have an email.

Y/N:
Ah, I see, you are one of those old people.

Monkey King:
WHAT DOES THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?

Y/N:
I have to head to bed. I will talk with you all tomorrow. Goodnight!

~ Y/N is offline ~

Monkey King:
They just left?!

MK:
I mean, it did take you awhile for you to get one.

Mei:
Who uses email anymore?

Monkey King:
I do!

Mei:
That's because you're old. Like Y/N said.

MK:
😂

Monkey King:
I can't believe I am getting bullied by my successor's friends.

~ Monkey King is offline ~

Tang:
What just happened?

Pigsy:
A lot.

Sandy:
Agreed.

~ MK is offline ~

~ Mei is offline ~

Tang:
Hey Pigsy, can I come and get some noodles?

Pigsy:
Only if you pay.

Sandy:
I have to go too. Talk to you all later.

~ Sandy is offline ~

~ Tang is offline ~

~ Pigsy is offline ~

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