Chapter One: Wrong Number?
~ MK has added Mei to Group Chat ~
~ MK has added Sandy to Group Chat ~
~ MK has added Pigsy to Group Chat ~
~ MK has added Tang to Group Chat ~
~ MK has changed group chat name to The Best Heroes Team (plus Tang) ~
MK:
Did I get everyone?
Mei:
Yep I think you did.
Tang:
I feel like you are missing a person.
Sandy:
Doesn't the Monkey King have a phone number? Shouldn't he be in this group chat too?
MK:
Oh right, give me a moment.
~ MK has added (***)-***-**** to the group chat ~
Mei:
Are you sure that his phone number?
MK:
That's the one he told me when I got him the phone.
(***)-***-****:
Um...hello who is this?
MK:
Oh Monkey King, I added you to our new group chat so that we can communicate better.
MK:
😁
(***)-***-****:
Um. I think you have the wrong number.
MK:
Wha???
(***)-***-****:
My name's not monkey king. Are you sure you aren't getting played by someone?
MK:
Oops! I put in the wrong number!
Mei:
Wow, good job MK. 🥲
(***)-***-****:
MK? Like the Monkie Kid?
MK:
You've heard of me!?
MK:
😮
(***)-***-****:
You are all over the news. Global news too.
Mei:
Wait, so you aren't even from Megapolis?
(***)-***-****:
Kinda.
(***)-***-****:
I travel a lot and just moved with my company here. I then broke my phone. I got a new number and everything but I lost all my old data and pictures 😔
Mei:
That is so sad!!! 😭
MK:
😭
Sandy:
What's your name new person?
(***)-***-****:
Oh, my name is Y/N.
~ MK has changed (***)-***-**** name to Y/N ~
Y/N:
Thanks MK.
MK:
No problem, sorry for putting you in the group chat.
Pigsy:
MK AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVEIRNG NOODLES RIGHT NOW!?
Y/N:
Gordon Ramsey is that you? 😧
MK:
😆
Mei:
LOL 😂🤣😂
Tang:
😂
Pigsy:
What the?
Pigsy:
Who is Y/N?
Y/N:
Someone they accidentally put in this group chat. Not that I mind.
Pigsy:
So sorry about me yelling at my employee through here then.
Y/N:
It's fine.
Y/N:
I get voicemails that are way meaner and louder.
Mei:
Who would dare yell at you!? 😱
Y/N:
Karen bosses and customer. 🥲
Mei:
Oh. 😰
Y/N:
Yeah.
Y/N:
Speaking of the devil, they are calling right now. BRB.
~ Y/N is offline ~
Mei:
They seem cool.
Pigsy:
I wonder what they work for.
~ Y/N is online ~
Y/N:
A writing firm that is mostly does food critiques and home designs. My boss is like a woman version of Gordon Ramsey.
~ Y/N is offline ~
Pigsy:
How did they???
Mei:
They must be magic! 😱
Tang:
MK, weren't you supposed to add Monkey King??? 🤔
MK:
Shoot! Thanks for reminding me, Mister Tang!
~ MK has added (***)-***-**** to group chat ~
MK:
Hey Monkey King!
(***)-***-****:
Hey bud, what's up?
Mei:
He knows how to text?
~ MK has changed (***)-***-**** name to Monkey King ~
Monkey King:
I'm a quick learner.
Monkey King:
Also thanks for the name change bud.
~ Y/N is online ~
Y/N:
I'm back~!
Y/N:
And I want to die~!
Monkey King:
Wha? Why?
MK:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?
Mei:
WHERE DO THEY LIVE?! 😡😡
Sandy:
Would you like some tea?
Pigsy:
Guys, calm down.
Pigsy:
They'll explain.
Y/N:
Thank you Pigsy.
Y/N:
My boss just informed me that two of my co-workers quit because of the 'stress' and now I have to pick up their work.
Y/N:
I am contemplating if I should jump off a cliff or quit.
MK:
Please don't do that! You seem so cool!
Mei:
Yeah! You are awesome!
Y/N:
Thanks, you guys seem awesome too.
Monkey King:
What about me?
Y/N:
Wait, is that actually the Monkey King?
MK:
Yep!
Monkey King:
The one and only!
Y/N:
Wow, I really didn't think you had a phone.
Monkey King:
I have an email.
Y/N:
Ah, I see, you are one of those old people.
Monkey King:
WHAT DOES THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?
Y/N:
I have to head to bed. I will talk with you all tomorrow. Goodnight!
~ Y/N is offline ~
Monkey King:
They just left?!
MK:
I mean, it did take you awhile for you to get one.
Mei:
Who uses email anymore?
Monkey King:
I do!
Mei:
That's because you're old. Like Y/N said.
MK:
😂
Monkey King:
I can't believe I am getting bullied by my successor's friends.
~ Monkey King is offline ~
Tang:
What just happened?
Pigsy:
A lot.
Sandy:
Agreed.
~ MK is offline ~
~ Mei is offline ~
Tang:
Hey Pigsy, can I come and get some noodles?
Pigsy:
Only if you pay.
Sandy:
I have to go too. Talk to you all later.
~ Sandy is offline ~
~ Tang is offline ~
~ Pigsy is offline ~
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