Sunday 1:22 PM

Morning

Its lunch time not morning

Tomato tomahto

Its actually kinda early for me to get up on a weekend

Mayb ill go back to bed

You're sad

Ty

So watcha doin?

I was talking to my sister a minute ago but now I'm doing nothing while I wait for her

Thats boring

Sorry?

So u have a sister?

Two

R u the oldest?

Techincally

Technically*

The youngest is 6

And then my other sister and I are twins I'm 5min older

R u guys identical?

Definitely not

Idiot

That was uncalled for

Well it was a stupid question

:P

Hv u ever wanted a brother?

ill sell u mine

I'm broke sorry

U can hav him for 5 bucks

I'm legit broke

U no how to contact me if u change ur mind

I won't

So what are you doing?

So u dont mind talking to me then?

Well you said you wanted to cheer me up and I could use some cheering up right about now

Something wrong?

My sister went for surgery

It is minor and she's had many before but
I still get worried

I thought u were the sick one

Both of us are

She's worse though

Damn sorry then

But lucky for u I am very good at making people laugh and cheering em up!

R u ready for this?

I'm not sure anymore

Wonderful!

How bout we start with a funny pick up line?

Sure I guess

Good

Hey u just dropped something

HEY U JUST DROPPED SOMETHING

Oh am I supposed to play along?

*facepalm*

Yes

Lets start again:

Hey ujust dropped something

What did I drop?

Ur standards. Hi I'm Riley

Lol that's stupid but a bit funny

Fine bringing out the big guns

Whenever u feel bad think of a trex trying to make a bed

Why would it even be making a bed?

Okay how bout this

A random funny fact

Okay?

Sharks are the leading cause of shark attacks

You're an idiot

Maybe this will float ur boat

Water floats my boat

I'm gonna ignore that

Whenevr u feel bad just member that a tree once grew so vry tall 2 b turned into a Justin Bieber notebook

Lol poor tree!

Success!

But I can do better!

Alright I didn't wanna do this

But youve forced my hand

Oh God

Here goes:

I stayed up late last night playing cah

Cah?

Cards against humanity

Oh continue

And the black card said something along the lines of: "the priest couldn't control himself from ___"

I played the best card ever

Which is?

Wait for it

Enjoy the dramatic pause

Embrace the dramtic pause

Alright now here it is:

Altar Boys

XD

XD

YOURE A HORRIBLE PERSON

But ur laughing arent u?

IK

MY EYES ARE WATERING

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

HELP

IT HURTS

lol you still alive?

I DON'T KNOW

OH MY GOD A NURSE JUST CAME IN

SHE THOUGHT I WAS DYING

SHE READ THE TEXT AND RAN OUT THE ROOM LAUGHING

Oh I gotta go ttyl

NO STAY

HELP ME

RILEY

YOURE A JACKASS

;)

Thank you

BYE

I HATE YOU

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Hey!

My friend came up with that pick up line and a different friend played that for CAH. I was crying laughing for at least ten minutes.

Anyway Happy Valentine's Day.

See Ya Eventually,

-Jaz