Error hated this. 

He hated the truce.

It wasn't like he hated not destroying. Although it was a pain in the *ss, he didn't hate it.

But what he did hate, was Ink.

Ink kept coming to Error every day, obviously bored. He kept coming to try to become friends. 

Error may be truced, but he was certainly not friends. 

Lately though, Ink hadn't shown up. It wasn't as if Error was worried, he could care less for the squid. 

He was more...expecting. Like a ticking time bomb. He couldn't help but worry Ink would show up and ruin another perfect day. 

Or would be perfect. With Error's nerves and crashes, he could hardly enjoy himself. 

How hard is it to tell someone that you wont be visiting for a few day? 

"Hey Error, long time no se-" 

Error let out a glitched scream and strung up whatever the noise came from. 

"U-uh!" Ink stammered, blushing rainbow. The strings held his arms together and legs separately. He was extremely uncomfortable, but Ink was also the only one who cared.

"Oh, my, GOD! INK!" Error screamed, eyes filled with 'error' signs. He was furious, but he could never stay mad at Ink for so long. And...he wasn't sure why. 

"C-can you let m-me down, Error?" Ink asked. Error glared at his request.

"HELL NO!!" Error cried, throwing his hands in the air. Ink blushed some more. 

Error noticed this. And he had an idea. 

"What? Are you feeling...uncomfortable?" He asked Ink. Ink looked away.

"Sh-shut up! If you're gonna do something...then do it." Ink told Error.

Error laughed. How stupid could Ink be?

"You thought I was...what? Gonna kiss you?" Error asked Ink. 

Ink stared at Error. What was he planning? 

"Are you going to answer me...or?" Error asked Ink again, with a smirk on his face. He wanted to hear Ink sound even more stupid than he looked. 

Ink didn't want to give him that satisfaction, whether he was right or wrong. 

"N-no!" Ink replied, not sounding as sure as he planned. Error smiled wider.

"You're such an IDIOT!" Error laughed.

"What do you mean..." Ink started to say, thinking as hard as he could.

Maybe he was an idiot.

"WE DON'T HAVE LIPS!" Error shouted between fits of laughter. 

Ink blushed brighter than a rainbow. What was he doing??

Error kept laughing, trying to say something but was laughing so hard that he dropped Ink. 

Ink sat there, staring at Error. He was still blushing, obviously. 

How embarrassing.

"You thought I was gonna f*ck you?" Error questioned, with a huge smile on his face. 

Ink never thought that...at least, not today. 

"WE DON'T HAVE D*CKS!! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE F*CKING TONGUES!!" Error yelled, howling with laughter. He fell backwards and landed on his skeleton butt, that may I remind you, did not have a butt hole. 

Ink began to get mad. He knew he wasn't the brightest, but that didn't give Error the right to tease him like this. 

Error continued laughing, and didn't even realize Ink storm off into another AU. 

"Wow, who would've thought the squid liked me?" Error said to himself, when he calmed down He stared into the white and slowly dosed off. 

THIS CHAPTER IS TO ALL THE F*CKING FAN GIRLS POSTING VIDEOS OR PICS OF NAKED SANS D*CK-