Hey guys! Your favorite cupcake is back with another tag! And I have a very special guest with me today!

Sprinkles: This is so stupid. They obviously know that you're just typing everything I say trying to make it seem like I'm a different person.

Oh come on Sprinkles! Where's your sense of fun?

Sprinkles: My idea of having fun is going through all the ways I can emotionally destroy a character before they are driven to insanity.

Eesh, maybe having you here was a bad idea.

Sprinkles: Well we've come too far to turn back now haven't we?

I guess so...

Anyway, I was tagged by multiple people to do these tags so-

Sprinkles: Wait tags as in there's more than one?

Yeah why? You gotta a problem with that.

Sprinkles: Whatever I don't care. Let's just get on with it shall we?

Fine, the first tag is "What's In Your Wattpad Library?" 

Sprinkles: Other people's works of digital literature. Can we go on to the next tag now?

That's not how it works Sprinkles.

Sprinkles: It was worth a shot.

1. How many books are in your library?

72 books.

Sprinkles: Seriously? Who even reads that much?

I do that's who.

Sprinkles: Wow, you must have no life.

Hey! If it wasn't for my love of reading which inspired me to be a writer you wouldn't even exist Sprinkles!

Sprinkles: Fine point taken. Continue.

2. What genre is most common in your library?

Fanfiction (mostly LOTR) a few rant books, and some fantasy.

Sprinkles: Sounds like a dull library.

Sprinkles if you do not have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

Sprinkles: Then I might as well leave now.

Fine... Say what you want.

3. What book(s) in your Wattpad library are you currently reading?

A lot. Here's some of them:

Defenders of Middle Earth by GerithorDunedain

Where Shadows Breathe by Stars_Alight

With Hope and Without Hope by MonicaTRodriguez

The End of All Things by Mossfire946

Sprinkles: Let me guess... these are all LOTR fanfics aren't they?

Yeah why?

Sprinkles: Don't you get tired of it? You know, doesn't it get boring?

.....

Sprinkles: What?

4. Do you keep your own books in your library?

Sprinkles: Hey! Don't ignore me!

Yes I do. I have three of my books in there right now.

Sprinkles: Seriously what did I do? Why am I getting the silent treatment?

5. What is one book in your library more people should read?

This is a hard one....

Uh, all the books I listed earlier, and another one is 

The Unexpected by NethEllethTeithant

Sprinkles: THAT IS A LOTR FIC TOO!!!! SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THAT FRANCHISE?!?!

6. What is one book in your library that you haven't started yet but are excited to read?

Well, I've actually started all of them.

Sprinkles: HOW?! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!

Are you going to be nice now?

Sprinkles: I'm not supposed to be nice remember?

Oh yeah...

Darn.

Well that wraps up the first tag, time for the next one!

Sprinkles: Which is?

15 Facts About Me

Sprinkles: *very loud and very long groan*

What? You said that you wanted to do this.

Sprinkles: I did not! You made me!

If you don't want to do it fine! I'll find someone else to do it with me.

Sprinkles: Wait, I get to do the tag with you?

Well duh.

Sprinkles: I guess that would be better than watching and leaving snarky remarks.

So you gonna do it?

Sprinkles: Fine, yes I'll do it.

Great! Me first.

1. I can't whistle

2. For some reason I listen to songs from musicals before I actually watch them. I absolutely love The Phantom of the Opera but I still haven't seen it. I am reading the book however and I've listened to the songs.

3. I cannot fall asleep before midnight. I can try, but I will fail. I can't fall asleep until one in the morning or much later.

4. I have absolutely no love for sports whatsoever. Anything sports related bores me to no end. Which is odd considering the rest of my family love football.

5. I cannot watch movies anymore without mentally rewriting everything that happens in my head and changing it.

6. I like to sing, but I mainly sing songs from movies and musicals.

7. I love wolves.

8. My favorite book of all time is The Outsiders

9. The last movie I watched was The Magnificent 7

10. I love cheese

11. My favorite band is Falling Up

12. For some reason I love listening to songs that make me sad.

13. I love Celtic

14. I'd love to do voice acting some day. Or acting in general

15. I can make a list of facts about me

Phew, I was starting to run out of ideas.

Sprinkles: I can still make my list right?

Sure why not?

Sprinkles: Great! Here it is:

1. I love writing angst

2. Despite my name I am the opposite of sweet

3. My favorite stories are ones with a lot of angst and character death

4. I can take virtually any lighthearted film or book and make it as dark and despairing as possible

5. I couldn't write a story with a happy ending to save my life

6. My favorite color is black

7. If I could make any mythical creature real I would get myself a dragon to destroy all who oppose me

8. I can't stand happy endings

9. President Snow of The Hunger Games is one of my heroes

Uh Sprinkles? You sure about that?

10. My dear friend Cupcake often steals the credit for the angst I write

I do not!

11. I wish that Marvel would kill off a character and not bring them back for once

I wouldn't mind if they brought Quicksilver back to the Avengers...

12. I didn't care when "you know who" died in Force Awakens

I saw it coming a mile away, but it was still sad.

13. The Hobbit movies were garbage

They weren't that bad.

14. More characters should have died in Lord of the Rings

Okay calm down Sprinkles...

15. In my spare time I play MineCraft

Really? You play Minecraft?

Sprinkles: I create death traps for villagers

Oh...

Okay then....

Well that's all we have for you today, until the next tag!

Sprinkles: That I won't be in

I never should have asked you to come.

Sprinkles: People who read this are going to think you're insane.

You're the one who is insane!

Sprinkles: And who is responsible for that hm?

.....

Sprinkles: Exactly. We're done here, goodbye all!

bye....