Today Satan was at a baby store with Asmo just looking at some things for the baby. Until he saw Barbatos there looking at some books.

Satan : what are you doing here?"

Barbatos : I was picking up a book for you that I think would help you and you?"

Satan : Asmo dragged me out to look at baby clothes"

Barbatos: and I see you have already picked a few out? Should be no surprise you would only pick cat theme clothes "

Satan : .....it will like cats and I will do everything to ensure that"

Barbatos : that sounds nice"

Barbatos said smiling finding that adorable. Which made Satan get flustered from embarrassment and anger but he knew Barbatos meant well.

Barbatos : so anyway have you thought of any names?"

Satan : ....no...."

Barbatos : it has to do with cats doesn't it?"

Satan : ....I hate you now....."

Barbatos : I'm sure whatever it is it will be a nice name"

Satan : you got any suggestions? I am not doing so good with this naming thing?"

Barbatos : you have plenty of time to decide. On names. It's your choice to make. "

Satan : all I came up with is cat and Kat and I don't think that's gonna change......I need suggestions....."

Barbatos : I see....well i can suggest a few names but depends if you want it to be unique something important to you or after someone important to you. Or even after you"

Satan : if you were to have a kid what would you name them?"

Barbatos :....hmm? I never thought about it since I've raised Diavolo like my own. But I've always thought the name
Xiao was cute. "

Satan : Xiao....."

Barbatos : Anyway this will help you. I have to get going to prepare dinner. "

Barbatos then handed him a book and Satan took it then took it. Afterwards Barbatos left but not before paying for the book for Satan.

Asmo then walked over and asked.

Asmo : what were you guys talking about?"

Satan : about baby names? Also he bought me this book. Were you watching us the whole time?"

Asmo : yes?"

Satan : ....what kind of weird crap were you thinking?"

Asmo : oh nothing.... it's so adorable how sweet and helpful he's been with helping you with this"

Satan : what are you getting at?"

Asmo : let's be real he would make a good dadd-

Satan : Do not! Don't finish that sentence!"

Asmo : .....both meanings I'm right about"

Satan : this is exactly why he doesn't like you"

Asmo : what if h-

Satan : I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"

Asmo : .... anyway let's get this stuff and go get something to eat"

Satan : whatever"

Later Satan and Asmo we're back at the house and Lucifer saw them walk in with some bags and Satan looking like he was going to kill someone while Asmo was smiling and talking about Barbatos.

Satan : ...... sleep with one eye open tonight dear brother......."

Asmo : .......not Again please...."

Lucifer : you both went shopping?"

Asmo : yep! We got so many cute things! Satan show him the shirt we got him!"

Lucifer: oh no..."

Satan then took out the shirt from one of the bags and handed it to Lucifer. And the second he saw it
He immediately was not happy.

The shirt said

"Shittest Dad gets promoted to shittest grandpa"

Satan : Asmo suggest getting you some grandpa thing at the store I liked this one "

Asmo : .....yeah not exactly what I meant but hey at least he got you something?"

Lucifer :......"

Satan : anyway I'm tired so leave me alone "

Satan then walked away with the stuff and Asmo left to and Lucifer just looked at the shirt.

It wasn't nice and he hated the shirt but it was Satan's way of letting him know he wasn't that mad at him anymore so despite hating it he grip the shirt in his hand and walked away to put it in his closet. Where he hope he would never actually have to wear it.