Chapter 110: Sibling Rivalry
Frisk snickered hearing Josh's comment. She glares and wacks him on the head, "Get off of me you walrus!!" "No thanks, your now a pillow....I was literally about to call the police, you have no right to tell me what to do right now, on top of that, I'm older then you" "Jooooosh!! You're crushing me!!" "Juuuuulie!! You scared the shit out of me!! I thought something happened to yooou!" He said in a mocking tone. She starts hitting him in the head. But there was no effect. Josh chuckled. Frisk wore a dorky smile, "Is it bad I find this conversation adorable to listen to?" Josh went still as a blush entered his face, "....I never hung up did I...." "Nope! Everybody in the room can hear you, I put it on speaker because you were breaking my eardrums" His end went silent. Julie starts blushing and mentally flipping out, "JOSH GET OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW YOU FATPIECE OF COW DUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Josh started laughing at his sister's outburst and looked at her, "Why are you blushing?! I know why I am but why are you??" "Josh your blushing?" Frisk added. "SHUT UP FRISK" She started laughing. Julie glares and grabs the closest thing next to her, which happened to be an umbrella, "RELEASE ME FOR DOTH I SMITE THE WITH THIS MIGHTY SWORD!!!!!!!!" "OH DOTH SMITE ME WITH THOU'S SWORD?! I BITE MY THUMB AT THE!" He bit his thumb. Frisk was trying to contain her laughter. Her glare intensifies, "THOU DOTH BITE HIS THUMB?! BROTHER YOU BEGIN A NEW WAR!! I WILL END THOU LIKE TYBALT TO MERCUTIO!!" "OH NO! BUT THIS HAS NOT BE A FAIR FIGHT! FOR I NOT A WEAPON TO DO BATTLE WITH THE!"
His phone ends up sliding and landing against the wall perfectly facing them as facetime came on by accident. It showed Josh laying on his sister but being pushed off as she held an umbrella. Frisk muted her end, "OH MY GOD! HIS FACETIME CAME ON!!" Mettaton went over to watch as did Napstablook, the phone was laying on the ground. Sans peeks over to look. Julie somehow manages to wiggle her way out as she stands, grabbing another umbrella tossing it to him, "RISE BROTHER, AND FIGHT ME LIKE MAN!!OR HAS THOU GROWN COLD FEET IN THE PRESENCE OF A WARRIOR!!" As she finishes saying that the umbrella opens and she struggles to close it, and after finally doing so repeats as she struck a dramatic pose, "PRESENCE OF A WARRIOR!" Flowey had came over and was watching and snickered when the umbrella opened, Frisk had set the screen to record. Mettaton watched, "...I like this girl....." Josh got up and drew his 'sword'. "AH BUT WHO IS TRULY THOU'ST TRUE WARRIOR DEAR SISTER? THOU THAT KNOWS NOTHING OF TRUE BATTLE OR THY THAT LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF DANGER?!" "WHY DOTH THOU LAUGH IN MY PRESENCE! MY MIDDLE NAME IS DANGER NOR I FEAR IT! DOTH THOU COWER BEFORE ME SILLY WORM, LEST THY SWORDS MEET IN BATTLE SHALL LEAD TO BLOODSHED!" "LET BLOODSHED BEGIN! LET US SEE WHO STANDS TALLER IN THAT WHICH STANDS BATTLE!" She readies her weapon, "HEIGHT MAY DON A PROBLEM, BUT MY STRENGTH WILL NOT FALTER!" She takes a swing at him with her umbrella sword.
He dodges and begins to take aim, "ONE MUST BE FASTER TO CONTRADICT THINES SWIFTNESS!!" "SWIFTNESS SHALL HATH NO MERCY WHEN THOU FACE THE ACCURACY OF ANOTHER!" He strikes wearing a dorky smile. She wacks his umbrella down in a block and strikes again hitting him this time, "GAH! I'VE BEEN HIT!!! WHERE TIS ROMEO WHEN ONE NEEDEST HIM MOST!!!" He falls dramatically. She starts laughing, "THOU HAST BEEN STRICKEN DOWN IN COLD BLOOD, SIBLINGS NO MORE HATH ROMEO COME, ANGERING THY KINSMAN WAS A MISTAKE!"
Someone came running in picking her up taking one hand and placing it diagonally on her waist while the other sweeps her legs away, spinning her upside down, "HOW DARE THY BETRAY THINES ONE FAMILY!" "NO I SHALT NOT PUTTETH THEE DOWN, THOU HAS'T BETRAYED THE FAMILY NAME AND HATH KILLED THY BROTHER, NOW THEE SHALT SUFFER!" She groans, "He's the one who was laying on me tho! I'm to tiny to be crushed by a giant!!" "Well that's who he is, either way how'd this start anyway?" "He did things!" "What kiiiiiind of things?" "He stole my crown!" He stayed silent a minute, ".......A crown from your boyfriend?" Josh shot up, "I SURE AS HELL HOPE HE AIN'T YOUR BOYFRIEND" Flowey just stayed silent wearing a poker face while Frisk laughed her ass off. "WHAT?!? NONONO!!!!" She starts hitting him in the leg as she wore a massive blush, "HE IS A FRIEND!!!" Sans just stares at the phone like what. The dad chuckled, "I'm kidding jesus! But Julie why are you blushing so much hmmmmm? That's right I see that face!" Josh just looked like he'd been to hell and back and was ready to kill something. She glares t him still punching him in the shin, "IT A BLOOD RUSH CAUSE IM UPSIDE DOWN!" He takes her flipping her around to where she can't get a bloodrush and waits a few minutes holding her still as she just stared at her holding her off the ground. She was glaring it him, "Put me down!" "Hang on a few minutes"
She kicks him in the leg. There was no affect. She grumbles staring at him. He waited a few minutes, "If that's a bloodrush it hasn't left yet" She's just glaring at him. "Ya know if you have a little crush your over reacting" Josh looked like he was about to break something. She puts her feet on her das chest and starts pushing trying to get away, her face starting to redden from getting mad that he won't let her go. He chuckled and set her down before noticing the vine crown laying on the ground. He bent down picking it up and looking at it, "This looks cool" She snatches it out of his hands with a glare as she starts to her room, mad. He blinks in surprise, "Rude" Frisk waited for Julie to be out of view before hitting the mic and unmuting herself, "That was hilarious" Josh gained a pokerface. The dad looked around, "Was that Frisk's voice?" "Hi Mr. Aspen!" "...Where exactly are you?" "On Josh's phone, prrrrrretty sure he forgot he called" Sans was trying hard not to laugh, a few snickers escaping. "Uh-huh....Who else is there?" "A lot of people!" "Mh-hmm...." "By the way Josh...You ended up hitting your camera, we could see everything.....And I started recording it" Josh's face started to turn red and he just facepalmed. Sans starts laughing unable to control it.
Josh just sat there, ".....Please just kill me....." Frisk started dying in laughter and Mettaton chuckled, "But darling your acting was fantastic!" "JUST SHUT UP!" Sans falls over laughing. Frisk laughed, "Josh I'm putting it on YouTube!" "FRISK NO!" "FRISK YES!!" "FRISK NO" "FRISK YEEES!!" Sans gives a thumbs up. Josh looked around for his phone before quickly finding it picking it up and turning off the camera, "FRISK NO!" "FRISK YES!!!" "FRISK PLEASE NO!!" "FRISK PLEASE YES!!! YOU SHALL BECOME FAMOUS FOR GOING TO WAR WITH YOUR SISTER SPEAKING SHAKESPEAR!!" "FRISK I FUCKING BEG, DON'T YOU DARE!!" Sans was dying, "THIS IS WHAT CHU GET FOR TAKING MY COOKIE!" "THAT WAS TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO!!" "I HOLD GRUDGES!!" "NO SHIT!!" Frisk just fully broke into laughter again. Josh growled, "SCREW YOU!!" Frisk laughed, "NO THANKS!" I have a boyfriend! "I-JU-BU-TH-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!! Y-YOU KNOW THAT!!" Frisk just laughed. Josh hung up making Frisk fall over laughing even harder. Sans was dying-correction-was dead. Mettaton laughed though Flowey just stared at them like what the hell.
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