Name this blasted boy!

You go to type in another stupid yet quirky name but stop. This was no ordinary guy you are dealing with here.
This "man" right here is named Trenton Cox. yes do laugh at his last name, it is quite...fitting to him if I do say so myself.

Trenton go text Max.

That is a splendid idea! And he will certainly jog his way to his lame computer.
Or not! That is a completely horrible idea! He swears Max is a homosexual but he's Max always makes sure to remind him. Even cursing him with the user name Homoexectric!

I'm not one to whine but seriously. The guy has problems.

Trenton find something interesting to do.

Another stupid idea, but whatever. Maybe he should partake in his favorite hobby. Annoying the "trolls". They weren't really actual trolls, just trolling wannabes. They always try to tell him other wise though that they're trolls.

Get on your computer and text the little one.

His favorite of them all was the weakest seeming one who called himself Janorus. His username though was LinkingAstolgic.

Torbitremote has started chirping with LinkingAstolgic

TR: hello. My little man.
LA: Is there an obvious reason why you keep messaging me? Because I still havnt gotten it.
TR: Many reasons. Many.
LA: Okay. Can you please tell me one of them so I understand. Honestly, my feelings toward you are utterly pale, and I don't think this is working out.
TR: shhhhh....everything is working out. This friendship. This life. You. Me. Everything. Just taste the rainbow my friend.
LA: okay. Is this a new test? I don't understand?!
TR: you really don't know how to have fun.
LA: I know many ways! Excuse me if I'm wrong but I do enjoy sports like you! And uhhh girls? Is it that? Yeah girls.
TR: you get girls!? I thought you were gay.
LA: gay? What. Okay. Normal conversation normal.
TR: how's your day been?
LA: Normal. Thank you for asking.
TR: any girlfriends?
LA: Hm ?
TR: oh right your slangs. You guys reallllly play into your rolls. Well maybe you play into your rolls there no telling if your one or many people.
LA: there's not many of us. But I do think there will be in the slight future. Which for you will probably be in a couple minutes. Different timelines communications are a genuine progression for us.
TR: yeah....right,... So matesprites?
LA: are you asking me? To be yours? Oh my god. No! NO?! Yes!? No. no. No.
TR: okay mini freak out on your part but whatever. Any new matesprites? That's what I was asking.
LA: no. I don't need one. Any new ones on your part.
TR: I can obviously tell you don't care. You need help with your typing, though.
LA: what? I'm the carer! I do care if you want someone who honestly doesn't care talk to CaprioasciousCentipede. She's rude!
TR: oh cool. You hate yourself, that's nice.
LA: what! Why would I hate myself? I'm so loveable and cute.
TR: sure.......so. This is kinda awkward I came here to sort of say some stuff, but now I forgot so I think I'm going to take my leave.
LA: this was utterly useless! You wasted more minutes then I wanted of my life. Boohoo }:(
TR: yeah, go talk to one of your buddy's and use your little bull emojis somewhere else. It's weird.

TorbitRemote has flew away from LinkingAstolgic.

Trenton go see if Nichole is online.

You zoom through the pages and pages of friends you have. All but Nichole was on-

SUDDENLY A WEIRD DRUNK GIRL APPEARS!