Remember when you were too innocent to understand the dirty jokes in cartoons?

Remember when you were too short to reach the counter and had to have a big adult help you up?

Remember when you used to send Valentine's day cards and candy to everyone in class instead of giving none?

Remember when you used to be excited about the toothfairy coming to take your baby teeth and giving you quarters and the easter bunny coming to leave you rainbow eggs filled with sweets?

Remember when you used to complain about the amount of recess time you had instead of the amount of homework and stress you have?

Remember when you were too naïve and ignorant to recognize the true evil of the world and the evilest thing out there to you was the super villain in the morning cartoons?

Remember when you were truly happy inside?

Remember your c h i l d h o o d?

I can't seem to remember mine.