They like a "natural" girl with barely any makeup, but they are grossed by any body hair that isn't groomed. And with the hair on your head that they are okay with, you have to do something different with it everyday so he doesn't get bored. Small girls are their favourite but tall girls are hot. Brunettes are the best but blondes have more fun. They want us to text first but they still want a challenge. But we can't play too hard to get, because then they will give up, but we can't be too easy because then suddenly we're a whore. We have be classy but also we have to be freaky. We have to dress up, but also know how to dress down. We have to be adventurous, funny, and be able to speak our mind, but we can't be too loud and obnoxious. We have to be able to "entertain" them. Whatever the fuck that means. They like freckles, but not too many. They like when a girl can play video games, but she can't be obsessed or good at them. They like when a girl has guy friends, because that's cool, but if she's "one of the guys" it's gross. You have to be able to start a conversation, but don't talk too much. You have to have a talent to impress them with and know who you want to be and where you want to go in life. They also want you to manage their life too, able to help them with whatever they need whenever they need it. But heaven forbid you be too clingy. You have to always be willing to go or do whatever, but only when they say. You have to sing. Period. And cook. If you can sing and cook, you're automatically a five. Congrats? You have to be playful, but know how to cuddle. You can't kiss right away, hold back to urge to do what you want. You can't be a pushover, but you can't be negative. Remember to smile! But only if you have dimples. Guys like girls who laugh a lot, but if your laugh is annoying, then they hate you. You can't wear too much makeup, but you have to cover up those zits. Make sure it's not enough to see. Guys want to be tricked into thinking you're actually flawless. You have to have style, but you can't be too fancy. Glasses are cute. But only if you can pull them off like the tumblr girls online. You need to play sports, especially ones where your uniform includes tight booty shorts. Don't act dumb, but you can't know more than they do. They don't like when you can't take a compliment, but if you do suddenly you're self absorbed.

But always remember,

              Just be yourself!