i was working on some lyrics for the album when....suddenly le wild phone rings

me:Hallo?

-?-:Hallo?Raven Black?

me:Ja!who is it?

-?-:Im Raul from DSDS.i called you because you have been chosen by the fans to be the 5th juror of DSDS!

me:ME?really?

Raul:Ja!The casting begins in 2 hours,so you should better hurry!

me:ja!JA!DANKE!!BYE!

Raul:Haha see you there!

me:SURE!

i call my dearest twin

me:BILL!!!!NICKY!!!WAKE UP,SLOTH!

Nicky:WHAT DO YOU WANT?

me:I WAS CHOSEN TO BE THE 5TH JUROR AT DSDS!

Nicky:REALLY?EPIC!

me:i didnt even know i was nominated!can you believe this???

Nicky:actually ja!there were worse options then you!

me:fick dich....im going to get ready,see ya later!

Nicky:gluck!

me:danke!

i change in--->

i go there and Raul told me that only he and Nazan know that i was the 5th juror,so i should go like a contestant...so be it!

and..i,like the normal person that i am,slide the bars...i look at the jurors and see....Dieter Bohlen-like usual-Mateo aka Itchy from Culcha Cadela and....and the Kaulitz Twins?interesting!

i put a smirk on my face,and go to the nearest camera,and begin my usual monologue

me:so,my dearest,as you can see,there,between the Kaulitz twins is an empty chair which belongs to the 5th juror-guessed already?ja!it's me! WolfHowl91 or Raven Black!well...i wanted to thank you for this beautiful gift you've made for me and...umm....i want to....repay you in a way or another....and im telling you this secret:i have 6 tickets to the first liveshow in March,but there will be 3 contests that you will know more about on my Facebook and Twitter pages,okay?well....thanks again,lovely Ninja Turtles,and remember:I love you,no matter what!And now-dear Hunger Games fans-Let the casting BEGIN!

and i run in the chair between Bill and Tom.

me:*turning to Bill*HI!*turning to Tom*HI!! Im Raven!

Bill:oh trust me,my brother here knows who you are!

Tom:*muttering*bitch

me:that is soo cool!we are fans of each other!You are my Ninja Turtle,and I am your Alien!*hyper clapping*YAAY!

Tom:oh gott,another Bill

Bill+me:HEY!

me:YOU DONT ARE!

Tom:umm...what?

me:what the hell?you are the creator of Tomglish and you dont remember the interview where you said"You dont are"?really?were you living in a cave or something for the past years?

Bill:*laughing*maybe!even I know about Tomglish!

me:Ja,you know about that,but do you know about Billaconda?

Bill:what?

me:The Aliens named all of Tokio Hotel's dicks

Tom:im curious

me:Serpentom,Georgython,Gustaviper and the most famous-drum rolls-Billaconda!

Tom+Bill:WHAT?

me:*sigh* is hard with you two!whatever....

-the first contestant comes-

a strange old dude with a little cross in his hand,who was prying...im Atheis so...neah!

we:hallo!

he:may the God be with you

me:yeah...

Tom:Atheist,right?

me:ja

Dieter:what is your name?

he:My name is Michael,but some people call me Jesus,because im the most religious and i have the most faith in God.I believe that everything the apostls wrote about GOD,Jesus and the world are true!

Mateo:like what?

i shink back in my seat,trying to hide..this dude scares me...

Tom:*looking questioning*

me:*muttering*he scares me!i know this type of people!they are fucked up!

Tom:*holding my hand*is going to be ok.i promise

me:i hope so

Michael:first of all:Man has all the rights.*i banged my head on the table*second:abortion should be illegal*banged my head AGAIN*and the third:homosexuals should be in jail*bang again*

i wasnt going to argue with this stuck up idiot cuz i know ill never win...

Tom:dude...that was harsh...i disagree with you completely....

Michael:*awkward laugh*thats because there is Satan staying near you!*throws the crucifix at my head*

me:ouch!that hurt!and im not Satan!im just an Atheist!

Michael:look at what are you wearing!you are sure a vampire!you should burn on a rug!

me:*shocked**stuttering*are you here to judge me,or to sing?*muttering at Tom*told ya!

Tom:*sad smile*Sorry...

i nod an "its fine"

Michael:i am here to sing,but i cant sing if Satan is going to mess with my voice!

me+Tom+Bill+Mateo:what???O.o

Dieter:*laughing*

Mateo:man,you either sing,or go.it's a talent contest,not an exorcist course.

Michael:........*strats to sing some religious-scary...thing*

me:*muttering*he's worse than crap,and calls me Satan....

Tom:*careseeing my hand*you are a good person.dont put at heart what he says.he's just...mental

me:*half smile*thanks Tomi*he smiles*

Dieter:ok ok stop it.i think..its enough....

he stops.

Mateo:clearly no

Tom:not in a million years

me:dude...you called me Satan...do you really expect to give you a "yes"?

Bill:naah

Dieter:bye bye

Michael:SHE CURSED YOU!TWISTED YOUR MINDS!DIE SATAN!

i was so mad now...i was called Satan before...and possesed...and it gets annoying.i get the crucifix from the ground,broke it in 2,throw them at him

me:look what i think about your religion.and BTW i am NOT Satan,and i do NOT worship him....Satan worships me!now bye bye!go pray some more that i will burn my hell will freeze over!i dare you!

Michael:curse you!curse you!you shall die!in the most torturos and painful way EVER!i hope you will be CRUCIFIED!

me:you wont be the first who told me that.and do you really think i care?NOPE!bye bye

he keeps cursing me as he runs back to where he came

me:stupid mothafucka

Tom:you were called that?

me:at least once everyday,and i still am,everyday i go out of the house.you get used to it...

Tom:*holding*it's ok...

me:jaaa...im fine...

Tom:if FINE means Fucked up.Insecure.Neurotic.Empty than yes,you are fine

me:*snorting*good one

-second contestant comes-

a girl with white-blonde hair comes.Her name is Beatrice Egli and she is from Switzerland

me:so,you sing shlager?good luck,dear!

Dieter:i dont know...i dont think Schlager can win...we have enough of this..

me:give the girl a chance!she deserves a chance like everyone does!

Dieter:ok ok ...jeez...

me:do your best,sweety!

she smiled.her smile never leaves that face,and i admire that...i can only fake smiles...i can tell she is already my fave....and she starts to sing....she is so EPIC!im not a Schlager fan,but she is...whoaw!

Mateo:Ja

Tom:Ja

me:i knew you were something special!i may not be a Schlager fan-Hell-i didnt even heard of Schlager till you came,but in my opinion,you will be teleported to the liveshows

her eyes sparkled.she is such a sweetheart hehe.i smile at her

Bill:Ja

Dieter:i dont think you can win with Schlager,but lets see what going to happen.

i give her the recall paper,smiling.she gets it so ethusiatic.she is radiating with happiness and makes me smile like crazy

-after 10 hours of judging and eating candies and drinking Monsters-

me:im almost dying of how tired i am

Bill:he is the last one,than you can go to sleep.then there will be tomorrow and the day after tomorrow,than the recalls,then relaxing in Curacao

me:Saint HAzelnut!We go in Curacao!Epic!i can have FINALLY i day off!epic!

-the last contestant-

a guy.a didnt remember his name.he has a guitar,but put it down,and went to the piano

me:ok.that was weird

now he starts to do some vocalizes...epic fail..

Dieter:look.why dont you start to sing?

guy:ok ok.

he starts to sing..."Vorbei...Bei..Bei...Bei..."

me:ouch...my ears..they bleed...i will die death...

Tom chuckled

Bill:look...umm///why are you here?

guy:why am I here?WHY AM I HERE!huh...im here to sing...but im really tired...i havent slept in 2 days....

me:really?you are tired because of 2 days of not sleeping and you are acting like a drama queen?well,sorry to ruin your show,queen bee,but this is going to be my 7th day without sleep, and the 4th one without any eating,because i was constantly working on the new album,and i only smoked,ate some candies and drank dozens of Monsters per day and im normal and yo tell ME you are tired?well that doesnt work with me,sorry to ruin your plan.sing good or "Das ist vorbei,,,bei...bei..bei..."

he grunted and started to sing again...worse...

Dieter:look...why dont you come after you slept?

he simply stormed off...ehh...nothing interesting

me:FINALLY!oh...studio...stupid bitch....DAS IST GELOOOOGEN!!!

Tom:why dont you sleep a little?

me:im really busy with the album

Tom:we are working on our album too.what you are doing is not natural...you have to sleep...and you are so skinny...i think you can even see your ribs...

me:and the vertebres...but..i dont know...i really have a lot to do...from lyrics to the drum beats...

Tom:....why dont you come with us,so i will be sure you WILL sleep?

me:ehh....i...guess i can try it...

Tom:*leading me to his car*come on*opens the front door*

me:thanks...and BTW this is like....the epicest car ever...i always wanted a Cadillac,but i never afforded one so ja...

Tom:now you have to what to stare

me:hehe

-arriving to his room-

Tom:assuming you dont have portable PJs in your pockets,lemme find you somehthing,ok?

me:i can sleep like that

Tom:nein!wait one sec*comes with black boxers and a very large black t--shirt*

me:danke.i think the t-shirt is kinda too little but ehhh*laughing*

Tom:*laughing*who knows

*changing*

Tom:come on.im going to change.you go to sleep.you are tired

me:danke*hugging him*

what i like about this is that he is 6'2'' and im 6' hehe im not short and i love it

i go in bed and fall asleep immediately....ahhh this feeling is sooo good...i love sleeping

*Tom's PoV*

she is so beautiful....i cant believe I,Tom Kaulitz,am saying that a girl is beautiful and not sexy,hot,f*ckable etc

i....will do anything to protect her....she looks so frail yet is so strong....i want to keep her in my arms and never let go,but im afraid to show my feelings...im afraid of rejection and that im not good enough for her...im afraid i may do something wrong and harm her...

she is,for me,like a piece of glass....i want to keep her safe,but im afraid she will break...she looks so innocentmyet her mind is only of a 14 years old perverted child,like i am....she is like a big baby...i can confess that...I,Tom Kaulitz,the EX-Biggest Manwhore,am FINALLY truly in love with Raven Black