Me: hey guys! Sorry for the delay last chapter. I really gotta stop making promises. Anyway, we got a dare from ANDipperPines: I dare Will, Bill, Rev. Dipper, and Dipper to play go fish and the Mabels to play poker.

Will: yay! I-I get to see Bill!

Rev. Mabel: ooh, who do I get to cheat- I mean, play.

Me: Mabel Pines.

Rev. Mabel: aw, but I wanna play with Gideon!

Me: too bad.

Rev. Mabel: awww.

Me: anyway, let's get started.

Dipper: alright. Who's going first?

Bill: I will. Alright, other Pinetree, have any 2's?

Rev. Dipper: don't call me that and go fish.

Bill: *takes card*

Rev. Dipper: other me, have any... 7's?

Dipper: you can call me Dipper. *Hands him a 7*

Rev. Dipper: Will, do you have any Kings?

Will: g-go fish.

Rev. Dipper: *takes card*

-Meanwhile-

Rev. Mabel: good luck. You'll need it.

Mabel: let's just try and have some fun, huh?

Rev. Mabel: right...

Mabel: you wanna go first?

Rev. Mabel: naturally. *Raises bet*

Mabel: *smiles and raises bet*

Rev. Mabel: oh? Finally. Someone worth playing.

Mabel: I've been playing poker since I was 12. I learned from my Grunkle Stan, a world-class gambler.

Rev. Mabel: same here sister. So, may the best woman win.

Mabel: right.

-Eventually-

Me: so who won poker?

Rev. Mabel: her.

Mabel: yeah I did!

Rev. Mabel: I have to say, you're not as silly as you look.

Mabel: I get that a lot.

*The boys all walk in*

Mabel: hey guys. Who won?

Will: B-bill did.

Bill: of course I did.

Rev. Dipper: only because he cheated.

Dipper: stop being a sore loser. He didn't cheat. You just weren't holding your cards up so he couldn't see.

Rev. Dipper: shut up.

Will: *laughs*

Me: well, I hope you guys liked this chapter. Bye-bye everyone! 💙