*inhales deeply* Life sucks.

I said it, Life sucks. BUT I can't focus on the negative and spiral into a depression so how about some good ol' Jokes! (That may or may not be inappropriate because it's worth it.)

Deceit: "My Dick is like life, hard." 

Everyone:  ............

Virgil: *Not even paying attention* "And short"

Deceit: *frowns*

Made ya smile didn't I *wiggles eyebrows* Okay, that's the only one I have that;s inappropriate. HOW ABOUT ROUND 2!

Patton: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Logan:  If you say 'addictionary' I swear I will cut you.

Patton: Well, I was going to say 'High Definition' but yours is better.

I HAVE SO MANY!

Roman: *walking into the kitchen* Ah, I have finally finished this script!

Logan: Ah, Excellent work Roman.

Roman: Now it's time to reward myself with some water!

Logan: Wh- Roman, thats not a reward that is something you need to do to survive.

Roman: *shrugs* I needed to finish that script. Surviving was not a luxury I could afford.

Virgil: *Throws water bottle at Roman from living-room* HYDRATE YOURSELF BITCH!

Ha, I totally might make this one into a whole, unnecessarily detailed oneshot.

Okay. Bye kiddos!