I don't have a problem with actual sheep, before I start this. I like actual sheep. They're great, and fluffy, and amazing. Just to clarify.

The reason why this chapter is named after the wonderful Ovis Aries is because of this animal's tendency to follow others of its kind when they move around. If you've ever heard any expressions comparing humans to sheep, they're probably talking about humans who just blindly follow others with no regard to where they're going.

In that respect, lemmings might be a better comparison.

ANYWAYYYY.

My problem is with people who act like sheep. You know, people who see others running and so blindly join their headlong rush with utter disregard to where they're going.

FOR EXAMPLE.

At my school, the simple word 'BEEF' (for those of you who are unaware, this usually signals the start of a fight or an argument) can cause hundreds, thousands, millions of people to flock to wherever the sound is coming from. They don't even know what's happening, whether they'll be able to see anything or if there even iS ANY BEEF. They just run, like sheep, because they have nothing better to do with their lives.

A few days ago, at my school, there was a strange cloud of blue smoke coming from over near the dining hall. THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE SCHOOL RUSHED TOWARDS IT. I mean, yes, it was only a coloured smoke bomb, but it could have been anything. 

As people ran past me I took great pleasure in yelling things like 'YES! FLOCK TO THE MUSTARD GAS!', 'GO AND SEE THE PRETTY FLUORINE' and 'RUN LIKE SHEEP TO THE DEADLY CHLORINE GAS! YOU WILL BE DEAD BY TOMORROW' while everyone stared at me.

But yes. My point is, you have NO IDEA what you're going to see. It could be nothing. You could have just got up and run with everybody else only to find some laughing prankster standing in the middle of the playground laughing themself silly because all they had to do was yell 'BEEF' and watch the ensuing madness.

ANYWAY, enough about this.

If you are like me and you yell 'YOU'RE A SHEEP! A SHEEP!' at the people running, then give yourself free wifi. If you're one of the people who runs, then BAD. NO. BAD PERSON. But hey, it's your life choices.

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