Noobs Day Off!
Shope's POV
"Guys wait up!! Ice cream is not going anywhere!!" I scream at them as I catch my breath
"Yes is going somewhere! It's goin' in my tummy!!" Roach run straight to the ice cream shop
"Shope come on! They'll close soon or worst! Sold out!!!!" Kevin said dramatically, too dramatic for my taste
"You guys are over reacting, it's just 10:30"
"But shope don't you want ice cream!" Tyler whined
"Yes I do bu- you know what I'm too tired for arguing with you three, let's just go"
"We're already running!"
"Ugh! Whatever!" I rolled my eyes in annoyance
And so we went and buy but of course they didn't have the money to pay them so as a good and annoyed friend I paid for them
So how did we ended up here....simple
We had a free day so we went to buy ice cream
"Thanks Shope!!!!" The three said in unison
"*sigh* why did you even suggest to buy ice cream if you guys didn't even have money in the first place?"
"Because ice cream is good" roach replied
"That's not a reason"
"We just wanted something good to eat but realised that we didn't have money a bit too late" Tyler explained
"Nah, we just wanted free food" kevin admitted
"Kevin!!" Tyler smacked him on the head
"*sigh* why am I not used to it" I ask to myself out loud
After sitting on a bench consuming our ice cream I asked "So what now?"
"Let's go play video games!" Roach exclaimed
"Great idea! Go battle ball!" Kevin screamed as he smashed the blue battle ball on Tyler chest
" Wai- Ouf! " Tyler was gonna say something but we already teleported inside Tyler's basement
*at Tyler's basement*
"You could've just ask, you know" Tyler said annoyed
"Yeah but it would have taken too long and I want to be player one!"
"Not if I get to the controller first!" Roach challenged
"Oh your on!" And as kevin being himself he accepted the challenge with no hesitation. they were now fighting for the controller, as the fight went on we were getting tired of watching them but also too lazy to do anything so I let them be. Kevin won because he cheated as always
"Ha! I got to be player one!"
"No fair!" Roach whined
"Yeah you cheated" I spoke up with my arms crossed
"Uh, it's called a hustle sweetheart" Kevin said in a 'FYI' tone and for the thousand time today I rolled my eyes
"This deserve a victory dance!" Kevin exclaimed
"Oh please don't" Tyler plead but he didn't listen and proceeded with his ridiculous dance
"I win! You loose! Victory dance!" He chanted and danced
"Are you done?" I ask in a monotone voice
"Not yet!...and....done!"
"Okay, first of all that we horrible, second you cheated and third I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT EVER AGAIN!!"
"Guys please just play the game for Pete's sake!" Tyler
"Wait...Who's Pete?" Roach asked
"JUST PLAY ALREADY!!!"
"Okay, just chill dude" kevin said while grabbing the controller
Kevin and Roach started playing while Tyler watched and me reading something on my phone
I usually read something educational but today is our day off, so I can do whatever I want
*time skip brought to you by 3 hours of slacking off*
We were sitting on the couch lazily minding our own business when the sound of Roach's stomach disturbed the silence
"Guys I'm hungry" Roach announced
"Yeah we can tell" I said blandly
"What time is it anyways?" Tyler asked
"1:43 why?" Kevin replied
"We played for 3 hours straight!!"
"Psshh! I can do better" Kevin said proudly
"*Gasp* we didn't have lunch!!!!!" Roach said terrified
"So where do you guys want to eat?" I ask
"Hmm, no idea" Tyler replied
"Luckly, I always know where to eat" Roach spoke
"Where?" We asked
"It's.......A surprise!"
"Okay then, let's go we're up for anything were starving" said kevin
"Alright, Go battle ball!"
After what it seemed like 30 seconds we reached our destination
"We're here!" Roach announced as we got off his back
"But this is just your house" Kevin said confused
"Exactly"
"So we're eating at your house?" Tyler asked
"Yup!"
"Okay, you know we could of just walk right?" I said
"Yeah"
"Alright then, roach lead the way" I replied
"But you guys already know my house"
"Yeah but it would be rude if we just entered and ate without any permission" Tyler stated
"Yeah whatever, let's just go eat I'm starving!" Said Kevin and went inside without any shame
We sat on the table akwardly because even if we came here countless times we are still not comfortable eating in a mantion
"Are your parents here?" I ask
"Nope, they're off on a business trip"
"Oh, alright" knowing the his parents weren't around made me feel a little better
Don't get wrong, they're friendly and stuff but sometimes I think that I need to be better and by better mean ore classy
"So what's for lunch?" Kevin asked
"I don't know, let's see...Food please!" Roach screamed
A few moments later, lots of servants came in holding silver plates with silver covers and putting them on the table
"Umm...what's this?" I asked confused
"Isn't it obvious? Lunch!" He said as the servants took off the covers revealing the amazing food under it
"We can't finish all of this! This is a buffet for forty not for four!" Tyler said amazed and freaked out
"oh please! Me and roach can do it, right roach?" Kevin said confidently
"Yeah we can!" He replied and giving him a high five
"Alright guys dig in!"
We nodded to each other and started eating and as expected it was delicious
*time skip of laziness brought to you by Louie Duck the lazy expert*
After eating lunch we were all stuffed but we still couldn't half the food
"I full guys, I can't eat another crumb" Tyler stated whole holding his stomach
"We...can...still...do...i-" kevin tried to say but before he could even finish his sentence he colapsed on the floor with roach
"My tummy is full" roach whined on the floor
"We just need sit it out for five minutes and then walk a bit" I calmly explained to them
"But it hurts!" They whined
"If you guys just wait a while the pain will go away"
"Alright" the 3 agreed
After the five minutes of waiting the guys were asleep
"Guys we were supposed to be walking" I tried to wake them up
"Oh well, I you can't beat them, join them" I say as the darkness consumed me
*extended ending*
No one's POV
The two aliens were looking for the 4 earth warriors to invite them to an outer space beach party that one of their friends hosted
They thought it would be a great idea to just relax and have fun but they couldn't find them anywhere. They teleported from house to house until they reached Roach's house
"Maybe their playing here" the yellow alien stated
"Yeah maybe"
"Wait look!" Yellow pointed
Blue faced the direction his friend pointed and he saw 4 sleeping noobs
"So...are we gonna wake them up?" Blue asked
"Nah, let them rest"
"Whatever, we just waster time"
"I think if it's for the noobs it's worth it"
"That so cheesy I can actually smell it" the blue alien said disgusted
"*smack* let's just put the noobs to their respective houses and go"
And after that the 2 aliens teleported to their ship and flew to outer space
The End (for this chapter)
*Hey guys, OK I know that I've been gone for a while and this is not one of the best chapter I wrote but please understand that school is killing me and depression is taking over me
I'm really sorry! please don't delete my book from your libraries because I'm not updating I'm trying to squish this in my schedule but if you want to who am I to stop you
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