Aphrodite looked down from Olympus, grinning happily. 

"Solangelo is so going to happen, I tell you," Aphrodite nudged Ares. Ares let out a small "Whatever."

"I'm the goddess of love! Of course I would know what's going to happen!" Aphrodite said indignantly. 

"But of course I can't let it go so smoothly, eh?" Aphrodite smirked. 

Ares raised a finger. "Kill them."

Aphrodite looked at him, aghast. 

"Of course I won't! They're too cute to kill!" Aphrodite huffed. "Or I could just make another person fall for one of them..."

"But I'll make sure Will and Nico's first kiss would be with each other," Aphrodite nodded. "Aha! I see the perfect person!"

She flew down from Olympus as a water drop, and landed onto Draco
Malfoy's head. 

"Επιλέξτε ένα, μεταξύ των δύο," Aphrodite whispered. Draco's eyes turned glassy and empty.
Draco didn't answer. 

Aphrodite sighed. "Fine, you nitwit. Will Solace it is!"

Aphrodite cackled in glee and flew back to Olympus. 

Draco found himself staring at the Hufflepuff table, at a specific blonde boy that night.

——oooooh did you expect this?——

    Will sauntered to the Gryffindor table and plopped onto the seat next to Nico. 

    Nico looked at him from the corner of his eye. "Is that allowed? Sitting on the other house's tables?"

    "I don't think so!" Will said cheerily. 

     Nico rubbed his temples, chewing on a raisin slowly. "Then why are you here?"
     "Because I want to!" Will smirked. 

Oh no. 

    Nico blushed slightly. "Whatever."

    Percy sashayed over and let out a slight screech. 

     "I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING—" Percy was yanked back to his seat by Annabeth, who mouthed a 'sorry' at the two. 

     Draco scowled at Nico from the Slytherin table. 

     Will kept giving medical advice for Nico, while he just sat there looking confused and flustered. 

     Will reached for Nico's hand and squeezed it slightly. 

     "Well, I gotta go now!" Will pressed his lips to Nico's forehead. "Bye!" Will walked back to the Hufflepuff table with a slight pink tint on his cheeks. 

      Nico gawked at Will slightly before turning tomato red. 

      "I CAN ALSO SEE IT HAPPENING!" Jason screeched.

——————oof line break——————

"You demigods have a special dormitory, due to your...experiences," Professor McGonagall said slowly. 

"Really? That's super cool! Leo, what do you think?" Jason asked Leo, who seemed to have zoned out. 

"Leo?" Jason asked. 

"Leo!!" Percy yelled. 

"Leo Valdez!" Reyna shrieked.

     Leo snapped out of his trance. "Um...sorry."

"Did you even hear what we were talking about?" Nico asked crossly. 

"Uh...We're getting a special dormitory...?" Leo guessed. 

Will patted his head. 

"I hate being short. Absolutely," Leo grumbled, As Jason and Percy also lines up to pat his head. 

"I absolutely understand your pain, Valdez," Nico sighed. 

Professor McGonagall led them to a portrait next to the Fat Lady. 

Hestia was drawn on it, the fire flickering, eyes shining with kindness. Leo let out an unmanly shriek. 

"WHY IS HESTIA STUCK IN THE DRAWING??" Leo yelled, and got up close. "Don't worry, Lady Hestia! I'll save you!"

Annabeth and Hazel facepalmed at the same time. 

"Leo, they drew the portrait of Hestia then enchanted it to make her move," Annabeth explained. "But I don't understand. Did the person who drew this met Hestia? She looks exactly like this in real life."

Leo sniffed. 

Professor McGonagall gave an elegant shrug ("how do you even elegantly shrug?" Nico asked Will).

"Πήρα εδώ τους ημίθεους. Παρακαλώ ανοίξτε," Professor McGonagall whispered. The portrait opened, and revealed a gigantic dorm, complete with a bathroom, infirmary, and fireplace. 

      Nico peeked inside. "Why an infirmary?"

      Will punched his arm. "It might be especially for you."

      Nico rubbed his arm. "Haha very funny."

     Leo threw himself into the fireplace. He gave Professor a thumbs up, while letting out a satisfied sigh. 

     "Get your fucking ass up, Leo, your bed is here," Reyna threw Leo onto a random bed. 

     Leo groaned. "But I can sleep is the fire place! It's warm, and cozy!"

     Piper sighed. "At least it is for you. But for us, it's just trouble. You might set the dorm on fire or something."                                                                                                                                                                             

       Leo put an arm on his chest. "I am offended!" Will rubbed his temples.

       "I don't really give a damn, but... it's better if Leo doesn't set the dorm on fire," Will said, shaking his shaggy blonde hair out of his eyes.

      Reyna scowled at Leo. "Yeah! See? The doctor spoke! Don't you fucking dare to sleep in the fireplace!"

     Frank placed another hand on Hazel's ears. "Stop the swearing, praetor! There are little ears here!" Jason agreed his point by covering Nico's ears. Nico swatted his hand away.

     Hazel had a perfect innocent cinnamon roll face on, and none of them noticed that Professor McGonagall has already slipped away from the dormitory, sighing and smiling slightly.

    Piper coughed. "I think we should sleep in the house dorms. Or it'll cause even more attention, and we already have enough, due to the interesting sorting, y'know."

    Leo nodded vigorously. "She's right!"

-----------somewhere in the Slytherin dormitory-------------

"Hey, Blaise, how does it feel like to fall in love? With someone that's super out of your league?" Draco asked his one of his roommates. He stuffed his head into his pillow, muffling his voice.

 Zabini Blaise looked horrified. 'I know that you're Bi, just don't tell me it's Potter, please."

Draco sighed like a lovesick teenage girl, his blonde hair even more messed up. "No, it's not Potter, but that blonde guy who's in Hufflepuff?"

Zabini raised his eyebrows, polishing his wand. "The transfer?"

Draco sat up slightly, burying his head into his hands. "Yeah, did you see his hair? His eyes? God, I swear, I'm falling for that guy."

Zabini's wand reflected light around the room. "But I think I saw him kissing another guy? Like the Di Angelo guy"

Draco shot up. "What? He was kissing another guy?" 

Zabini looked at him sympathetically. "On the forehead. You still have a chance, Drake."

Draco huffed, falling back onto his bed, just to see Piper McLean standing in front of the two. 

Zabini let out a shriek, his wand flying the room, hitting the corner, making it dirty again. Draco flushed crimson, as Piper looked exasperated.

"Malfoy, we have been trying to set him up with Nico for about 6 months now. Just find another person, okay? Seriously, you can sign up a 'Control-Your-Jealously-Lesson, ft. Piper McLean' contract. You interested?" Piper threw a flyer at Draco's face.

Zabini grabbed a flyer. "'Control-Your-Jealousy-Lesson, ft. Piper Mclean?' that's genius! Draco, sign up!"

Draco shook his head. "Nah, I'm fine."

Draco looked pleadingly at Piper. "Don't tell him, please?"

Piper smirked. "Sure, but he'll find out anyway."

Draco covered his eyes. What is the world doing to me?  he wondered.