(with apologies to that's amore) (not really ... lol)

When a big burly guy

goes and spits in your eye

that's a Moron.

When a girl thats gone mad

Kicks you hard in the nads

that's a Moron

When ears ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

Someone's talking about ya

When you hear tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

someone's stalking you today

When you act like a tool

or just like a big fool

that's a Moron

When you sniffle and pout

and go thrashing about

that's a Moron

If you get what I mean,

then there's hope to be seen,

so carry on.

I think both of us know

we either change or we go

lets carry on

(co-written with Ruechari)