guys. I'm leaving tonight and I have yet to pack. #procrastinationatitsfinest

"omg where are you going?" 

California to scare the jesus out of my family

*scrolls down FB feed* 

"V requested a kissing scene to see what it would feel like--" AW THAT CUTIE "but Big Hit talked about ARMY and V decided to cancel that request--" AW THAT CUTIE "but the producer already signed the contract and they're filming it now." 

Here's how I imagined the conversation going: 

Tae: I'd like to cancel the kissing scene because I don't want to hurt ARMYs feelings

PD: Screw ARMYs feelings. I already signed this and if you lose fans then so be it. You'll gain new ones after they see your acting. 

Tae: oh. 

PD: they're not real fans if they leave you just because you kissed. 

me: *appears out of nowhere* it makes good use for smuts. *disappears into nowhere*

PD & Tae: . . . .-.

Yeah. Um. 

UPDATES WILL BE SLOW CAUSE YOU KNOW. WALKING. SANFRAN. WHO'S IN CALI COME STALK ME. nojk. BUT YO I'D REALLY WANNA MEET YA'LL SOMEDAY. 

NOW MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER BY LISTENING TO THE MULTI MEDIA UP THERE ^^^^

I'll be gone for a week. I'll be back home on the 12th. BUT THERE'S 4G IN CALI SO BLESS. THANK GLOB IM NOT GOING TO BE STRANDED IN THE MOUNTAINS AGAIN.