Random shit

1-Karai and shini go for the good kush
2-Mikey likes pineapple on his
Pizza (people that like that are dead to me)
3-Raph watches porn (mostly lizard porn)
4-April is actually a lesbian and just trolling Casey and Donnie
5-Leo farts when he's alone in his room
6-Donnie knows the whole script to the bee movie
7-Shredder likes to dress in lingerie
8-Baxter stockfly had a crush on shredder
9-Razhar sometimes likes to pretend he's Clifford the big read dog
10-Fish face eats sushi
11-Karai has a Tumblr
12-Shini knows how to dance to juju on that beat
13-Splinter likes memes
14-Casey has a thing for Oprah
15-Mikey once ate weed brownies
16-The pizza guy is aware of the turtles and likes to hang out with them
17-when splinter was human and was a teenager he smokes the good kush and listened to snoop dog
18-Raph likes Ariana grande
19-Casey hates the show drake and josh
20-Shredder has a anime body pillow
21-Leo and karai and shini are in a band
22-Donnie thinks that if Casey was a girl he'll be hot
23-Mikey swears the most out of his brothers
24-Raphael like to watch Romantic comedies and loves the movie is 50 first dates
25-Leo's favorite actor is Seth green
26-Donnie knows how to twerk
27-I farted
28-Casey listens to vapor wave
29-fish face likes to pretend he's Ariel from the little mermaid
30-Leo watches KUWTD (keeping up with the Kardashians)
31-Shini has a Beauty channel on YouTube
32-Karai used to like Hannah Montana as a kid
33-Raph cries like a bitch
34-Chompy and Raph like to play monopoly together
35-shit
36-Mikey likes to read 50 shades of gray
37-When Casey was a young boy his father took him into the city to see a marching band
38-Donnie hates bill nye the science guy
39-Mona Lisa is actually a man
40-Splinter was a pimp in his human days
41-Donnie likes Melanie Martinez because she has a gap tooth
42-April has no soul because she's a ginger
43-Karai likes to listen to k pop
44-Leo has a daddy kink
45-Buy Pink season on iTunes
46-Karai thinks Zac Efron is hot
47-Shini is vegan
48-Karai and shini have twerk battles
49-Raph likes lazy town
50-Donnies favorite anime is Corey in the house
51-Casey loves Beyoncé
52-Shredder knows how to sing
53-penis
54-Leo will fight a bitch
55-CASH ME OUTSIDE HOWBOW DAH
56-Casey likes to swear in Spanish
57-Mikey has a higher iq than Donnie
58-Donnie likes the show Friends
59-April once had a pet turtle but died
60-Hun is a sensitive guy and cries a lot in his sleep
61-the purple dragons are pussies
62-Mikey wishes he can go to Walmart
63-Raph likes to catfish people
64-Donnie believes in santa Clause and the tooth fairy
65-Casey and Raph like to prank call Kirby o Neil
66-Kirby is a pussy
67-Aprils mom is alive and well she just left because Kirby was a bitch
68-Raph watches chopped
69-Casey sisters name is Megan
70-Leo and splinter have a secret handshake
71-Shrek 2 is Leo's favorite movie
72-Raph loves the first movie of shrek
73-April favorite food is turtle soup
74-Follow me on insta tmnt__squad
75-Raph hates human girls because he thinks they have cooties
76-Karai is a dangerous woman
77-Shredder only liked tang Shen because of her tits
78-April uses her powers to scare people in her school
79-Casey loves watching Disney junior
80-Raph hates special agent Oso
81-Mikey farts in his sleep
82-Weed
83-Splinter is chill
84-Casey hates Chuck E. Cheese
85-April takes a shower for hours thinking about life
86-Raph was once caught watching mlp
87-Mikey knows how to speak Russian
88-Donnie farts and sneezes at the same time
89-Vagina
90-Casey is a fuck boy
91-April has a fear of peeing in public bathrooms because she doesn't like the fact that people can hear her pee
92-Leo wishes he had abs
93-Splinter and shredder secretly have tea parties together
94-Obama
95-Mikey has a Instagram and only post scenery of New York
96-Renet is a queen
97-Don't be offended when reading this shit
98-The kraang are actually pretty chill and they are just pranking earth
99-Shredder cries when taking a shit
100-fuck off

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