Evan and Jared recently bought an apartment together and they had been dating for almost seven months. They also went to Virginia Tech.

Jared was at classes at the moment, so bored Evan was bored so he decided to go through Jared's mess of a closet because, why not?

He had already found some...
i n t e r e s t i n g . . .
things already.

He looked at his organized piles of stuff.

He had sorted Jared's shit into categories,

Clothes

Shoes

Hats

KiNKy shIT.........

Toiletries

And stuffed animals.

Jared sure had  a l o t  of stuffed animals.

Anyways Evan was getting to the deepest, darkest corners of Jared's closet and the KiNKy shIT pile was rapidly growing.

But then he got to one item. He looked at it.

Pink. Thigh. High. Boots.

Evan got a brilliant idea.

He quickly put the piles into separate boxes and labeled them.

After he put the boxes in the closet he sat down and pulled on the boots.

He stumbled a lot at first but he practiced for three hours while doing house chores.

By the time Jared was on his way home, Evan was practically an expert.

Evan heard the car pull in and he got ready.

Jared got out of the car and opened the door to the house.

He put his keys away and set his bag down. He walked down the hall to their room but when he turned the corner...

Evan was wearing his hot pink thigh high boots and had his left leg on the doorframe near his head. Who knew Evan was so flexible.

To say that Jared was shocked would've an understatement.

"W-where did you find those Ev...."

Evan dropped his leg and kissed Jared

"I went through your closet. I love ya, but you have waaaay too much KiNKy shIT in there babe."

"WHAT?!?!"
Jared screeched like a pterodactyl.

Extra ;)

Jared had his pink thigh high boots on and Evan was a new pair of blue thigh high boots on.

'Death By Glamour' started blasting throughout the apartment.

They danced fabulously.

The end