My pic. I'm so tired af. This is not serious at all.
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Jared worked at Starbucks with a girl called Tia. But she's not relevant right now.

Jared was clicking his pen because he was a bored ass hoe. The lil bell on the door rang and he looked up.
OH LOOKIE HEERE!

A boy with blonde-ish hair walked in with a girl with glasses and dark skin.

"Well if Brian Boitano isn't the best person EVER, than who is, huh!" The female argued. The blonde boy just shrugged.

The flippidooo hot boy looked Jared in the eyes, his beautiful blue-ish-green-ish eyes met Jared's blue and brown ones. 'OOPS IM GAY!' *flirty mode activated* Jared thought

"Hey there," Jareeee said flirtatiously, "what would you like to order?"

"I-I'd like to order a tall salted Carmel mocha, kids temperature, and with whipped cream on the bottom and on the top. Uh yeh. And the name for the order is Evan.." he seemed oblivious to his flirty tone.

"Well your drink may be less hot, but You're plenty hot... uh,... hot boy? Heh heh.." Jared gave up on life. Evan just blinked and his wife ass fave blushed.

"Well I'll just take these seven bottles of water." The girl said while holding many bottles of water in her arms. Jared just started scanning them.

"A-Alana! Why do you need all that water!" Evan said, worried.

She shrugged and crossed her eyes saying, "cuz I'm a thirsty hoe???..?.?"

Jared laughed and prepared the coffee. When he was done, he handed the coffee to Evan and a plastic bag to ALama (oops I mean Alana but idfc) so she could carry all the waters.

The lesbian and the bisexual left the shop with their drinks as Jared shouted from the shop. "BOY THAT ASS IS FINE !!1!11!!! CALL ME •3-  !1?!"

Evan sipped his coffee and looked at his cup. "HAYRIDE! My name is not 725-"

"Evan," Alana started, "that's his phone number you silly dingle()@()"

Evan went o0o and kept walking, sipping his coffee occasionally.

Then later on he called the gay man and they dated after a while cuz I'm the author and they bend to my will.