Shoutout to @roxannethejackal !

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How to get Senpai to love you:
1) Learn mind control
2) mind control others to stay away from your Senpai
3) steal Senpai.
If that doesn't work, here's an option 2:
1) Mind control Senpai to love you, and only you
2) Senpai is yours... Forever~