Purdy: HEY Y'ALL! WHY DOES IT TAKE MORE THAN ONE SQUIRREL TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Audience: BECAUSE THEY'RE SO. DARNED. MOUSE-BRAINED!!!!!!

Bramblestar: *gasps and falls to the floor* My show!!!! Oh, my glorious, classy, dapper show! IT IS RUINED BY YOUR JOKES OF THE SPONGEBOB!!!

Squirrelflight: *shoves Purdy off stage and throws a tomato at him* I am so sorry about him, Bramblestar. I think he got into the waffles again...

Thornclaw: *gasped* He... got into the WAFFLES?

Ivypool: Disgusting.

Daisy: The sacred waffles cannot be sacrificed to the Waffle Lord! HE WILL KILL US ALL!!! *runs, screaming*

Bramblestar: *goes to mike and adjusts his monocle* Good evening, toms and she-cats. Today, ThunderClan will show you a presentation made by the Banana King, which touches on the issue if the world did not load in real life. Enjoy, my classy Clanmates!!!

Sandstorm: *chucks a tomato* BOO, YOU STINK!

Jayfeather: GET OFF THE STAGE!!!

And now, the spectacular Banana King presentation...

Squirrelflight: All right, come on out so we can sort the patrols!

Sandstorm: *lying in a wet heap by the fresh-kill pile, soaked by her own tears*

Dovewing: *in the entrance to the warriors' den* Hold up, I need to wait for my world to load...

Dewkit: Hey, Dovewing! There's some gold underneath of you.

Dovewing: Really? Where? *looks down underneath belly* ...I don't see anything. WHY DO YOU LIE???

Dewkit: No! I meant in the Earth, under you. My world isn't loading, either!

Squirrelflight: *growls* Is ANYONE'S world loading?

Bramblestar: Oh, mine's looking fine. It must suck for you guys! See you later, losers! *runs out of camp*

Clan: *groans*

A while later while hunting...

Lionblaze: *is stalking a mouse*

Mouse: *disappears*

Lionblaze: Wha-- *sees world isn't loading* THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Mouse: *comes back* Hey, man.

Lionblaze: *swipes claws at it*

Mouse: HAHAHAHAHA, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! *disappears again*

Lionblaze: Am I dreaming...? Do I have radiation? *gasps* OH, IT'S FALLOUT 4, ISN'T IT? I'LL SAVE YOU, MY FAMILY! *runs off into trees*

Curtains close.

Sandstorm: *crying* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! TEN OUT OF TEN, DONALD TRUMP COULDN'T BEAT THAT FOR ANYTHING!

Dovewing: Who's Donald Trump?

Cinderheart: And who's the Banana King?

Bramblestar: You are dead to me. Anyway, buy people! You have to pay five mice to gain exit! GOODBYE!! *slides down a rainbow*

Brightheart: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!