A DAY IN THUNDERCLAN

Bramblestar: As you all may have known, Firestar has died.

Purdy:....THAT KABBABLEBABBLE DINK!

Squirrelflight: *shifts glasses* Kabbabblebabble-dink is not a word, Elder Scroll.

Purdy: RIPPLECLEE SHOOBOO!

Bramblestar: *gasp* HOW OFFENSIVE! Well, you're a KNUCKLEHEADMCSPAZATRON!

Purdy: How could you, Samantha? *runs away crying*

Blackstar: Too bad I birthed his kits...

Everyone: WHA????????

A DAY IN SHADOWCLAN

Rowanclaw: Blackstar? May I come in?

Blackstar: *snores silently*

Rowanclaw: I just wanted to say...

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?

Blackstar: WHAT?

Rowanclaw: COME ON LET'S GO AND PKAY?

Blackstar:...?

Rowanclaw: I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE,

COME OUT THE DOOR!

IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GONE AWAAAAAY!

Blackstar: My nine lives isn't over!

Tawneypelt: I think some company is overdue!
I've started talking to

The pictures on the walls! (Hang in there, John!)

Rowanclaw: Do you want to build a snowman?

It doesn't even

Have to be a snowman!

Blackstar: OMSC IS IT LEAF-BARE ALREADY???

Tawneypelt and Rowanclaw: Wha????

ANOTHER DAY IN WINDCLAN

Onestar: A-A-A-ASHFFOO! *sneezes*

Ashfoot;: A-a-a-a-ashfoo?

Onestar: A-A-ASHFOOOOO! *sneezes*

Ashfoot: Ashfoo?

Onestar: *sneezes* A-A-AAAAASHFOOOOOOOO-

*everything explodes*

Onestar: ...foot.

Ashfoot: Nice going.

You: WHA????

ANOTHER DAY IN RIVERCLAN

Reedwhisker: Mothwing? May I talk to you?

Willowshine: I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for what I did yesterday...it was uncalled for.

Reedwhisker: I hope you think that I am still the trustworthy, loving cat you always thought I was.

Willowshine: If you just told me earlier that it bothered you, I would've apologized sooner.

Reedwhisker: But we're still friends...right?

Willowshine: We good?

Mothwing:...Reedwhisker? What exactly are you talking about?

Reedwhisker What I did yesterday to you!

Mothwing: Kissing me in front of Mistystar? Oh, yeah...

Reedwhisker: And I apologized.

Mothwing: This is what you said: Mothwing, may I talk to you? I hope you think that I am still the trustworthy, loving cat you always thought I was. But we're still friends...right?

Willowshine: Than this is what I said when I laughed at you: I'm sorry what I did yesterday...it was uncalled for. If you just told me earlier I would've apologized sooner. We good?

Mistystar: Mothwing, why are you talking to yourself?

Everyone: WHAAA?

ANOTHER DAY IN THE ROUGE WORLD

East: Good-day North!

North: Hello East.

East: I am meeting my archenemy West. Have you seen him?

North: I have seen West west, actually.

East: Why thank you.

South: Not so fast!

North: *freezes* W-what do you want, South?

South: *flicks her tail* A fight. To the death.

North: But I love you!

South: Wh-what?

North: *flicks his tail* I. Love. You.

South: Then why fight me all these years?

North: Because you're a mouse-brain.

South: Then why love me?

North: Because I'm a mouse-brain too.

*Skips off in the sunset*

East:...Wha?

West: JALLY HO!