Episode 17
Bassripple: Yo guys! Here! Sorry if the dares are out of order and such, it's just there are SOOO many!! Thanks!!!
Greystripe: Yup.
Bassripple: Yah...he is back...
Greystripe: Well?! Where is Hollystream?
Bassripple: Well, she got Netflix the other day....
Greystripe: And you let her do that why...?
Bassripple: I was mad, wanted to get rid of her for a while, gave her Netflix.
Greystripe: Bad idea.
Bassripple: I know, I know. Shesh, trust me, I'm gonna pay for it.
Greystripe: You should go get her
Bassripple: Fine, *goes*
Hollystream: Whaaaaaaa?! My soap is still on!!
Bassripple: *facepaw* Hollystream, we have a job to do! We've been lazy,
Hollystream: Who you calling lazy??!!
Bassripple: Us. And you shouldn't be talking, considering you've been watching TV for the last few weeks.
Hollystream: ...
Greystripe: Heh heh heh
Hollystream: *slap*
Greystripe: Heeeyyyyyyyy!! >:(
Hollystream: Whoops. Accident.
Bassripple: Ugh, you two. Let's just get to the first dare. It's from -star_
Hollystream: And it says?!
Bassripple: Wow, you are always so impatient! Alright, here it is! It says to lock Jayfeather in a room with ALL the kits in the forest...and to make sure it's a small room
Hollystream: >:) Me love it
*zoom*
Jayfeather: No no no no no no no no no no no no no-
Greystripe: *slaps tail over mouth*
Jayfeather: *bites*
Greystripe: OWWWWWWWW
Jayfeather: *ehem* -no no no no no no no no no
Hollystream: Oh gosh just stop, you don't even know what the dare is!
Jayfeather: And I don't want to!
Bassripple: Oh. Okay. Then we'll just do it without telling you what it is!
Jayfeather: NOOOOO *runs* *hits a tree* Ugh.
Greystripe: In you go! *shoves in small room with all the forest's kits*
Jayfeather: You've got to be...
Maplekit: YAWY!!! JAYFEDER!!!
Jayfeather: ...foxdung
Greystripe: Aaaannnd we will be turning off the audio now,
Bassripple: *hiss* That's my job! *turns knob* we'll check back on them later.
Hollystream: If there will even be a them left.
Greystripe: True, true.
Hollystream: Aha!! The next dare is a dilly!! *glances at Bassripple*
Bassripple: Hmmmm....
Greystripe: Whaaaaaa is it??!! *grabs paper* OOOOO!!!
Bassripple: Uhm, I'm just gonna leave now...
Hollystream: Nope! We have a truth for you!!!
Bassripple: I have a feeling that a Truth is worse then a Dare right now,
Greystripe: Totally bruh.
Bassripple: -_____-
Hollystream: Alright, it's from wattycat8, and you have to tell ALL of US who YOUR CRUSH IS!!
Bassripple: Hm, I wonder how sharp Mr. Croc's teeth are...
Croc: *brushing teeth* *shrug*
Hollystream: No way bro, you are doing this!! WHO IS IT?????!!!!!
Bassripple: *gulp* She's gonna hate me...
Greystripe: Probably.
Bassripple: *growl* Alright, she's...Uhm...
Hollystream: Cummon, say it!! You must remember her name! You want me to say it??!!
Bassripple: Starclan no, I will. It's...... NOOO I CANT SAY IT!!!
Hollystream: *facepaw* Just say it!
Bassripple: DBSKNSAOSNSO I CANT
Hollystream: This is so pathetic
Bassripple: I can always tell them who YOUR crush is!
Hollystream: O_0
Greystripe: Heh heh, at least I'm not in this spat.
Hollystream: Oh yah? We can always tell every cat which of your mates you like better!
Bassripple: As if it isn't slightly obvious...
Greystripe: ...
Bassripple: And, that brings us to our next dare!
Hollystream: Your not getting off that easy!
Bassripple: *throws cookie*
Hollystream: *zooooom*
Greystripe: ....Alright, well, who's it from?
Bassripple: It's from MoonstarLunarClan! And it's for UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Greystripe!!
Greystripe: Alright then, what's it say?
Bassripple: It says to dare you to tell Mille you think Briarlight should be killed
Greystripe: ................DIS NOT GOOD
Bassripple: Hm, a little dark...yah...
Hollystream: Do et man.
Greystripe: Foxdung....Shesh, after this, Bassripple saying your crush's name will be nothing
Bassripple: -__- Kinda right though...
*zwipe*
Millie: Hi Greystripe! Is this your new show?
Bassripple: Uhm, YOUR show?!
Greystripe: Er, heh heh, *gulp* yah, this is the show I was talking about.
Mille: Okay, well, what's up?
Greystripe: Uhm...I think Briarlight should be killed.
Mille: Wut
Greystripe: Uhm, well, she SHOULD have been killed,
Mille: Wut
Greystripe: Well, I mean, in that tree accident...she should have been killed
Mille: YOUR SAYING YOU WISH SHE DIED??!!
Greystripe; N-no, I mean...Uhm...I mean it's amazing she didn't die! Like, she SHOULD have, in all like hood, but didn't!!
Millie: ...
Greystripe: ...Dear?
Mille: You dead to me.
Greystripe: It was a dare for the show!!
Millie: *already left*
Greystripe: Dat wasn't fun...
Hollystream: FINALLY, a dare that was for Greystripe!!
Greystripe: -__-
Briarlight: What's going on?
Millie: *appears* NOTHING!!
Briarlight: Uhm, okay...
Mille: Letz get you back to the medicine cat den, dear.
Briarlight: Woo-hoo. Fuuuun.
Greystripe: By hun....
Millie: You still dead to me.
Greystripe: Ah, yes, sorry.
Bassripple: ...Should we go back to Jayfeather at this point?
Hollystream: For Greystripe's sake...I dunno. And for Jayfeather's.....probably not. But, for our viewing audience, I guess so.
Greystripe: -__-
Bassripple: Wait, while we do this, who will run the camera?
Hollystream: I've got an idea...
Bassripple: Who-no...no...NO...
*poof*
Crowfeather: YAYAYAYAYAYAY CAMERAS!!!
Hollystream: Woah big fella *grabs* you are here to RUN them, not BREAK them.
Crowfeather: ...Okay...*twitch twitch*
Bassripple: *shoots look* Well, let's get to Jayfeather. *goes to locked room* *oddly silent*
Hollystream: Approach with caution...*puts key in lock* *door creaks as opens* *falls off hinges* Uhm....h-hello?
Bassripple: Jayfeather?
Maplekit: Uhm....abowt Jayfeder...
Greystripe: Yes?!
Maplekit: He dwosnt wook too gwood...aftwer Warkkit bewwy fwopped on hwim...
Bassripple: What?!
Larkkit: Dat was before Pondkit shwedded hwis taiwl.
Hollystream: *facepaw* And where was Stormkit in all of this?!
Maplekit: He was being owr weader.
Bassripple: .......Greattttt....so where is Jayfeather?
*huddled mass of fur creeps out*
Greystripe: Hm, he doesn't look too good...
Jayfeather: *stumbles and falls off cliff*
Hollystream: Dang not again. Well, it's not coming out of MY allowance this time!
Bassripple: SO sympathetic, Hollystream.
Hollystream: *shrug*
Greystripe: Is that the end?
Bassripple: Yup, I'd say so. Leave you dares everyone!!!!
Crowfeather: OOOO I WANT TO BE IN THE LAST FRAME!! *camera crashes to the ground*
Bassripple: ...Preferably dares for him.
Greystripe: Same.
Hollystream: Bye y'all! Remember to, uhm, what was I supposed to say?
Bassripple: Nevermind. Bye everycat!
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