Episode 17

Bassripple: Yo guys! Here! Sorry if the dares are out of order and such, it's just there are SOOO many!! Thanks!!!

Greystripe: Yup.

Bassripple: Yah...he is back...

Greystripe: Well?! Where is Hollystream?

Bassripple: Well, she got Netflix the other day....

Greystripe: And you let her do that why...?

Bassripple: I was mad, wanted to get rid of her for a while, gave her Netflix.

Greystripe: Bad idea.

Bassripple: I know, I know. Shesh, trust me, I'm gonna pay for it.

Greystripe: You should go get her

Bassripple: Fine, *goes*

Hollystream: Whaaaaaaa?! My soap is still on!!

Bassripple: *facepaw* Hollystream, we have a job to do! We've been lazy,

Hollystream: Who you calling lazy??!!

Bassripple: Us. And you shouldn't be talking, considering you've been watching TV for the last few weeks.

Hollystream: ...

Greystripe: Heh heh heh

Hollystream: *slap*

Greystripe: Heeeyyyyyyyy!! >:(

Hollystream: Whoops. Accident.

Bassripple: Ugh, you two. Let's just get to the first dare. It's from -star_

Hollystream: And it says?!

Bassripple: Wow, you are always so impatient! Alright, here it is! It says to lock Jayfeather in a room with ALL the kits in the forest...and to make sure it's a small room

Hollystream: >:) Me love it

*zoom*

Jayfeather: No no no no no no no no no no no no no-

Greystripe: *slaps tail over mouth*

Jayfeather: *bites*

Greystripe: OWWWWWWWW

Jayfeather: *ehem* -no no no no no no no no no

Hollystream: Oh gosh just stop, you don't even know what the dare is!

Jayfeather: And I don't want to!

Bassripple: Oh. Okay. Then we'll just do it without telling you what it is!

Jayfeather: NOOOOO *runs* *hits a tree* Ugh.

Greystripe: In you go! *shoves in small room with all the forest's kits*

Jayfeather: You've got to be...

Maplekit: YAWY!!! JAYFEDER!!!

Jayfeather: ...foxdung

Greystripe: Aaaannnd we will be turning off the audio now,

Bassripple: *hiss* That's my job! *turns knob* we'll check back on them later.

Hollystream: If there will even be a them left.

Greystripe: True, true.

Hollystream: Aha!! The next dare is a dilly!! *glances at Bassripple*

Bassripple: Hmmmm....

Greystripe: Whaaaaaa is it??!! *grabs paper* OOOOO!!!

Bassripple: Uhm, I'm just gonna leave now...

Hollystream: Nope! We have a truth for you!!!

Bassripple: I have a feeling that a Truth is worse then a Dare right now,

Greystripe: Totally bruh.

Bassripple: -_____-

Hollystream: Alright, it's from wattycat8, and you have to tell ALL of US who YOUR CRUSH IS!!

Bassripple: Hm, I wonder how sharp Mr. Croc's teeth are...

Croc: *brushing teeth* *shrug*

Hollystream: No way bro, you are doing this!! WHO IS IT?????!!!!!

Bassripple: *gulp* She's gonna hate me...

Greystripe: Probably.

Bassripple: *growl* Alright, she's...Uhm...

Hollystream: Cummon, say it!! You must remember her name! You want me to say it??!!

Bassripple: Starclan no, I will. It's...... NOOO I CANT SAY IT!!!

Hollystream: *facepaw* Just say it!

Bassripple: DBSKNSAOSNSO I CANT

Hollystream: This is so pathetic

Bassripple: I can always tell them who YOUR crush is!

Hollystream: O_0

Greystripe: Heh heh, at least I'm not in this spat.

Hollystream: Oh yah? We can always tell every cat which of your mates you like better!

Bassripple: As if it isn't slightly obvious...

Greystripe: ...

Bassripple: And, that brings us to our next dare!

Hollystream: Your not getting off that easy!

Bassripple: *throws cookie*

Hollystream: *zooooom*

Greystripe: ....Alright, well, who's it from?

Bassripple: It's from MoonstarLunarClan! And it's for UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Greystripe!!

Greystripe: Alright then, what's it say?

Bassripple: It says to dare you to tell Mille you think Briarlight should be killed

Greystripe: ................DIS NOT GOOD

Bassripple: Hm, a little dark...yah...

Hollystream: Do et man.

Greystripe: Foxdung....Shesh, after this, Bassripple saying your crush's name will be nothing

Bassripple:   -__-  Kinda right though...

*zwipe*

Millie: Hi Greystripe! Is this your new show?

Bassripple: Uhm, YOUR show?!

Greystripe: Er, heh heh, *gulp* yah, this is the show I was talking about.

Mille: Okay, well, what's up?

Greystripe: Uhm...I think Briarlight should be killed.

Mille: Wut

Greystripe: Uhm, well, she SHOULD have been killed,

Mille: Wut

Greystripe: Well, I mean, in that tree accident...she should have been killed

Mille: YOUR SAYING YOU WISH SHE DIED??!!

Greystripe; N-no, I mean...Uhm...I mean it's amazing she didn't die! Like, she SHOULD have, in all like hood, but didn't!!

Millie: ...

Greystripe: ...Dear?

Mille: You dead to me.

Greystripe: It was a dare for the show!!

Millie: *already left*

Greystripe: Dat wasn't fun...

Hollystream: FINALLY, a dare that was for Greystripe!!

Greystripe:   -__-

Briarlight: What's going on?

Millie: *appears* NOTHING!!

Briarlight: Uhm, okay...

Mille: Letz get you back to the medicine cat den, dear.

Briarlight: Woo-hoo. Fuuuun.

Greystripe: By hun....

Millie: You still dead to me.

Greystripe: Ah, yes, sorry.

Bassripple: ...Should we go back to Jayfeather at this point?

Hollystream: For Greystripe's sake...I dunno. And for Jayfeather's.....probably not. But, for our viewing audience, I guess so.

Greystripe: -__-

Bassripple: Wait, while we do this, who will run the camera?

Hollystream: I've got an idea...

Bassripple: Who-no...no...NO...

*poof*

Crowfeather: YAYAYAYAYAYAY CAMERAS!!!

Hollystream: Woah big fella *grabs* you are here to RUN them, not BREAK them.

Crowfeather: ...Okay...*twitch twitch*

Bassripple: *shoots look* Well, let's get to Jayfeather. *goes to locked room* *oddly silent*

Hollystream: Approach with caution...*puts key in lock* *door creaks as opens* *falls off hinges* Uhm....h-hello?

Bassripple: Jayfeather?

Maplekit: Uhm....abowt Jayfeder...

Greystripe: Yes?!

Maplekit: He dwosnt wook too gwood...aftwer Warkkit bewwy fwopped on hwim...

Bassripple: What?!

Larkkit: Dat was before Pondkit shwedded hwis taiwl.

Hollystream: *facepaw* And where was Stormkit in all of this?!

Maplekit: He was being owr weader.

Bassripple: .......Greattttt....so where is Jayfeather?

*huddled mass of fur creeps out*

Greystripe: Hm, he doesn't look too good...

Jayfeather: *stumbles and falls off cliff*

Hollystream: Dang not again. Well, it's not coming out of MY allowance this time!

Bassripple: SO sympathetic, Hollystream.

Hollystream: *shrug*

Greystripe: Is that the end?

Bassripple: Yup, I'd say so. Leave you dares everyone!!!!

Crowfeather: OOOO I WANT TO BE IN THE LAST FRAME!! *camera crashes to the ground*

Bassripple: ...Preferably dares for him.

Greystripe: Same.

Hollystream: Bye y'all! Remember to, uhm, what was I supposed to say?

Bassripple: Nevermind. Bye everycat!

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