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Vanoss,delirious,wildcat,moo,Marcel ,cartoonz ,lui,mini,Nogla,panda,Ohm and Terroriser were playing GTA5

Vanoss:ALRIGHT lets try this new glitch out boys

Nogla:does it involves potato

Wildcat:NO YOU RETARDED FUCK

Vanoss:we need rocket cars and c4 we drive to a building AT the same time we blow up we should end up in a military

Cartoonz:right if we die I blame you

The gang went in there cars and drove

Vanoss: 3 2 ....1...... Go fucka

They all did what the glitch do but they crashed in a mansion

Archer 3 person Pov

Archer:HOLY shit mother

Mallory:what sterling

Lana:what the shit is that

Archer and Lana looked at the 12 cars

Mallory:ahhh

Archer:MOTHER

cartoonz:fuck my head

Archer:hey demon

Cartoonz:names car..(shot in head)

Archer:good he's dead

Cartoonz spawn behind him.and pulls out a RPG

Cartoonz:do that again I fucking dare you

Archer:wh..how

Ohm:ohhhhhhhhh !

Vanoss:RUNNNNN!!

Panda:help!

Pam:raaaaaaaaa

Delirious:hey guys

Ray:who are you people

Wildcat:ALRIGHT RETARDS SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND TALK

Everyone sat down

Wildcat:good for fucks sake let's introduce ourselves

Archer:ok I'm sterling Archer The BEST secret agent there is

Lana:I'm Lana Kane and Archer stinks at his job!

Cyrel:I'm Cyrel a bank accounting

Pam:(eating chips) mames Pam

Mallory: I'm Mallory archer his mother

Carol:I'm Carol tunt

Ray:I'm ray

Krieger:hello I'm dr Krieger

Cartoonz:good I'm Cartoonz with a Z and blue hoodie over there is. H2O delirious

Vanoss:I'm Vanoss but you can call me Evan

(BTW nogla and Marcel have there Gmod character)

Marcel:I'm basically but you can call me Marcel

Nogla:hi

Ray:The hell wrong with your face

Nogla:well my name is daithi de Nogla and I ran face first to a door and I have brain damageamageamge

Other started laughing

Panda:I'm bigjigglypanda but call me Anthony

Mini:I'm mini lad and the monkey is Lui

Lui:hi

Terroriser:greeting I'm Terroriser the robot but call me Brian

Moo:I'm moo

Ohm:I am ohm wrecker but ohm for short

Archer:all right so how did you get here

Vanoss:we were trying out a glitch with rocket cars and c4

Mallory:did you just say "glitch"

Nogla:we were playing GTA5

Krieger:that's impossible

Wildcat:yeah now it is also why was fatass chasing the three

Vanoss:we were in the pantry where there was a cage full of cocaine

Panda:then we were about to take some when this bitch started chasing us

Mallory:we were coke dealing

Delirious:really we use to sell cocaine too

Lana:great we have something in common (sarcastic)

Marcel:yeah we were also selling meth ,pots,Crystal meth ,even weed man

Mallory:How much money you made

Ohm:around 10 billion dollars

Mallory:interesting who about you help us and we help you

Vanoss:crew assemble

Vanoss:were joining right?

Everyone:He'll yeah

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