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Vanoss,delirious,wildcat,moo,Marcel ,cartoonz ,lui,mini,Nogla,panda,Ohm and Terroriser were playing GTA5
Vanoss:ALRIGHT lets try this new glitch out boys
Nogla:does it involves potato
Wildcat:NO YOU RETARDED FUCK
Vanoss:we need rocket cars and c4 we drive to a building AT the same time we blow up we should end up in a military
Cartoonz:right if we die I blame you
The gang went in there cars and drove
Vanoss: 3 2 ....1...... Go fucka
They all did what the glitch do but they crashed in a mansion
Archer 3 person Pov
Archer:HOLY shit mother
Mallory:what sterling
Lana:what the shit is that
Archer and Lana looked at the 12 cars
Mallory:ahhh
Archer:MOTHER
cartoonz:fuck my head
Archer:hey demon
Cartoonz:names car..(shot in head)
Archer:good he's dead
Cartoonz spawn behind him.and pulls out a RPG
Cartoonz:do that again I fucking dare you
Archer:wh..how
Ohm:ohhhhhhhhh !
Vanoss:RUNNNNN!!
Panda:help!
Pam:raaaaaaaaa
Delirious:hey guys
Ray:who are you people
Wildcat:ALRIGHT RETARDS SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND TALK
Everyone sat down
Wildcat:good for fucks sake let's introduce ourselves
Archer:ok I'm sterling Archer The BEST secret agent there is
Lana:I'm Lana Kane and Archer stinks at his job!
Cyrel:I'm Cyrel a bank accounting
Pam:(eating chips) mames Pam
Mallory: I'm Mallory archer his mother
Carol:I'm Carol tunt
Ray:I'm ray
Krieger:hello I'm dr Krieger
Cartoonz:good I'm Cartoonz with a Z and blue hoodie over there is. H2O delirious
Vanoss:I'm Vanoss but you can call me Evan
(BTW nogla and Marcel have there Gmod character)
Marcel:I'm basically but you can call me Marcel
Nogla:hi
Ray:The hell wrong with your face
Nogla:well my name is daithi de Nogla and I ran face first to a door and I have brain damageamageamge
Other started laughing
Panda:I'm bigjigglypanda but call me Anthony
Mini:I'm mini lad and the monkey is Lui
Lui:hi
Terroriser:greeting I'm Terroriser the robot but call me Brian
Moo:I'm moo
Ohm:I am ohm wrecker but ohm for short
Archer:all right so how did you get here
Vanoss:we were trying out a glitch with rocket cars and c4
Mallory:did you just say "glitch"
Nogla:we were playing GTA5
Krieger:that's impossible
Wildcat:yeah now it is also why was fatass chasing the three
Vanoss:we were in the pantry where there was a cage full of cocaine
Panda:then we were about to take some when this bitch started chasing us
Mallory:we were coke dealing
Delirious:really we use to sell cocaine too
Lana:great we have something in common (sarcastic)
Marcel:yeah we were also selling meth ,pots,Crystal meth ,even weed man
Mallory:How much money you made
Ohm:around 10 billion dollars
Mallory:interesting who about you help us and we help you
Vanoss:crew assemble
Vanoss:were joining right?
Everyone:He'll yeah
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