Leafpool: *shudders and hides in den*

Graystrip: *In his usual, evil hissing voice* Leafpool!

Leafpool: Y-y-y-y-yes G-G-Graystrip?

Graystrip: stop shivering or I'll strip the flesh from your bones.

Leafpool: Yes Graystrip! What is it?

Graystrip: Killy is kitting.

Leafpool: I'll be right there.

Graystrip: *leaves*

Leafpool: *to herself* Killy may be a violent, angry, demonic former kittypet, but she is my Clanmate, so I must help her. *goes into nursery*

Killy: *lying on the moss and breathing hard*

Leafpool: Hello Killy. Are you feeling ok?

Killy: no you ignorant maggot! I am in labor!

Leafpool: Yes Killy, sorry Killy. *Helps Killy who births 3 kits*

Killy: Dang, those are the ugliest kits I've ever seen.

Leafpool: .......

Kit #1: *Hiss*

Kit #2: *Growl*

Kit #3: *hiss spit yowl froth growl yowl*

Killy: I like that one. I'll name it... Rumblekit.

Leafpool: I love that! So non-violent--

Killy: So he can cause avalanches to fall on other cats!

Leafpool: *Sigh*

Killy: I'll name this one... Tirekit, so she can run over other cats with big trucks, and this one can be... Fossilkit, so she can turn other cats into fossils.

Leafpool: .............Lovely names.

Killy: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?

Leafpool: I mean uh, violent names! Heh heh...

Killy: They BETTER be. Well, I've gotta go kill Squirrelfight. See 'ya. *leaves*

Leafpool: *quietly* you don't deserve horrid names like that. I will call you... Bumblekit, and you... Briarkit, and you can be... Blossomkit. Sleep tight little ones, and try not to grow up to be violent.