(WARNING MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS TO READERS WHO ARE NEW TO MY WRITING)

Btw the purpose of this is to make you laugh and that I am aware of my faults but I'm exposing myself:

1.) If you're reading a fanfic and the girl gets pregnant in the end you might be reading a chingyonce story.

If the baby dies then you're definitely reading a chingyonce story.

2.) Me: I really want to show my characters expressing their emotions well.

(writes about them furrowing their eyebrows 24/7)

3.) Can make lots of complicated, abstract plot twists.

Still mixes up you're and your and also didn't know how to spell guard and adrupt for the longest time.

4.) Me: I love talking to my followers

(Rarely ever replies and lets messages on my message board pile up until I finally do reply to most of them in one sitting)

5.) I like to make all of my Harry's that I write seem different from each other.

Writes them to all do that one move where they run their tongue along the inside of their cheek.

Perfect.

6.) That moment that I confuse my stories with disney channel since I'm always pulling a freakin cross-over with the characters. lmao.

7.) Reads other people's stories and
obsesses over one word I didn't know I could use in my own works and overuses it. Example:

"I love you." Harry rasped.

"Love you too." I rasped.

"Why are we rasping?"

"I don't know." I rasped.

8.) Is writing smut.

Has to make alternative words so I don't repeat the same word multiple times.

Fuck I said finger, I'll make it a digit.

I'll call her feminine parts folds because it sounds just a smidge better than PUSSY LIPSSSS.

9.) Looks intensely at my Cliché cover.

Wonders why I drew Harry's body like a stretched penis.

10.) Readers comment their theories of my plots.

Reads it and see's that their theories are better than my actual plot I had planned.

Cries.

11.) Writes smut scene.

Everything goes downhill from then on.

Me: dick comes with a cost.

12.) Writes and see's character development.

Moans.

13.) Fun fact: Malu from Colors was the first main character I've ever wrote to giggle BECAUSE I HATE READING ABOUT THE MAIN GIRL GIGGLING IDK THATS JUST ME.

14.) Fun Fact: The Psycho, Assassin, and Vampire were actually made before I was into Harry Styles and were all separate characters who were brothers, therefore they always cross paths somehow in their own stories since in my old drafts they were brothers.

15.) See's a typo in one of the paragraphs in my stories.

Doesn't correct it because it has over 100 comments on it and if I correct it those 100 comments besides it will be gone. (it's true, if you correct a sentence or paragraph the comments won't be erased but it won't say how much will be on their anymore).

So Malu will forever run "fact" instead of fast downstairs in one of the chapters of Colors cause I didn't want to correct it aha.

16.) Goes back to old stories to read comments that readers leave and laugh and enjoy them.

Lowkey laughs at the rereaders though cuz ya'll are as subtle as a heart attack with your comments lemme tell you, but I love you still no matter what.

17.) Complains how main characters are too cringey in other stories when they giggle or stutter too much.

Makes my own characters do the maximum cringy stuff on full blast like saying yo mama jokes while fighting, meeting Harry's mom wearing a BDSM outfit, and running blindly into Harry while he's having sex. (all different events my leads have done in different books).

18.) Writes about Harry talking about the main character's body.

Thinks it's hot.

Later on reads it.

"Your breasts are caramel colored, Harry sai-"

19.) Hates After.

Writes a book that constantly had After references.

Pettiness Level 10837282 activated.

20.) Makes my character eat a weed brownie and automatically makes them high along with someone having a few sips of alcohol and they're immediatly drunk.

Me to me: You really don't know how drugs work do you.

Me: Nopeeeee

(I know now that eating eadibles like weed brownies takes a while to take effect which is why smoking a blunt is faster but it does hit you hard when you eat it so you have to take small pieces.)

Btw idk if you knew or if I mentioned this before but I have a journal where I have all my writing and drafts and then I type it on my phone.

Lmao this is how the inside looks if you wanna see more pages just let me know, I draw with my writing.

Like disss for Shapes, blurred it out so you can't read what's next lmao. Even if you might try haha but now you know what I think when I'm writing and how my journal ideas are.