I AM THE MOTHAFUCKIN' MAILMAN!

Can I pet your dog?

I KILLED THAT DUMBASS ANYWAY!

*steals all your valuables*

Hehehehe

STEP THE FUCK UP!

*listening to the radio while killing Deathclaws* And I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle!

I definitely DID NOT have anything to do with this...

That's right... I AM badass.

I ain't NEVA givin' you this ya computerized mothafucka!

No.... WHYY?!

I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH!