[Broccoli]
2:04am

>Broccoli:
"people always hateon thanksgiving and tbh i agee"

<Dad:
"Ok... Where are you going with this?"

>Broccoli:
"i hate thinaksgiving bc i hvw nothing to be grafeul for"
"tbh i dont even want to be alivw"

<Dad:
"Mood."

>Broccoli:
"but u know whst i wouod be gratful for if i haf to chose 1 thing?🥺"

<Dad:
"sigh."
"what?"

>Broccoli:
"if santa brough menu for chsirmas"
"*brought me u[cute]"

<Dad:
"..."
"Halloween was literally like a week ago..."
"Its too soon to defrost Mariah."

>Broccoli:
"2 late"
"she alredy deforested"

<Dad:
"Did... did you just say deforest? as in de-forest?"
"Speaking of, you need to deforest your hair."

>Broccoli:
"stfu b4 i deforest ur ass"

<Dad:
"That message made me highly uncomfy, so therefore I will be going to bed."

>Broccoli:
"I LOVE U🥺🥺🥺"

>Broccoli:
"i can loterialy c u red that"

>Broccoli:
"whore."

*read 2:11am*

(A/N):—————————————————————
Ack- I really wanted to make a halloween soecial but i had no clue what to put for it

and again im so sorry for my inconsistency in uodating i wont make any emoty promises but i'll see if i can make more updates! even if theyll be shorter, kinda like this and how they were in the beginning

anyways, i will be doing a thanksgiving(maybe) and christmas special! along with plenty of chaoters to go with the festive season!

Love you all so, so much! thanks for putting uo with my dumbass<3