"Name, maggot!"

Emma's eyebrow twitched.

"Emma Olivia Smith, sir!"

"And what in Hell is that?"

"That is my horse Jamison."

Keith Shadis glared into the horse's eyes, who snapped his own teeth in reply. The two males, albeit of different species, began a glaring match. Emma was thoroughly embarrassed as she stood at the edge of the line.

She saw Sasha near the inner line, munching on a potato. Of course it was Emma's luck that she was picked first in the entire line, as being almost two entire years older than most of the group made her 'fair share'.

At least she saw the infamous trio of Eren Yeager, Armin Artlert and Mikasa Ackerman. All as haunted as the day the titans struck.

If only they were as funny as the A Slap On Titan versions.

She would love a demon Armin.

"Mister Whiskers shall live on," Emma whispered as she stared at Armin, who looked terrified of her fixed gaze. Eren saw and glared back at Emma, getting Mikasa to join merely because Eren looked at her wrong.

"The fuck did you say?" Keith Shadis asked as his left eye began twitching rapidly, due to failing a glaring match with a horse.

"Well, aren't you an uncultered swine..." Emma muttered with a grin.

Keith took a step forward, raising a fist. Emma stood still as it connected with her face, forcing her to wince. "'Uncultered swine', huh? And why the fuck should I, your superior, listen to your bullshit!?"

"Sweet double barrel jimmeney christ on a cracker box," Emma muttered. "Why oh why, must I be in this position? Sir," Emma straightened. "Please. Show us the beauty that is the sass of your ASOT side."

Keith punched the side of Emma's head.

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"Emma, please. Don't anger the commander!"

Emma smirked at the worried Sasha.

"That would happen the day Reiner would stop his colossal motor boating with the titans!" Emma cackled, seeing Annie's small flinch.

"Reiner!?" Christa asked as she heard this.

"Sorry, hot blonde. But the references must live on through me. Tom Andre's mighty work must live on long than Keith's sass." Emma hissed and lifted her hands in a strange motion.

"Emma, have you gone insane?" Sasha asked hesitantly.

"Might as well be."

A vibration went off, making Emma reach into her pocket. She tugged out her phone and glanced at it. Sasha shuffled closer at the sight with large eyes as Christa copied.

"What's that?" They asked. Emma grinned and opened her phone lock screen, showing a large smiling female titan.

The two girls launched themselves back as Mikasa, Ymir and Annie wandered over to have a look. Annie froze at the sight of her titan form.

"It is called a phone, it can make calls, take pictures and play digital games!" Emma explained as she opened her camera and took a picture of the shocked girls around her, showing them.

Sasha gasped and began touching the screen. "You never told me about this!"

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"NO!"

"Emma, please!"

"GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!"

"Ymir...!"

Emma gripped her bed, screaming and kicking as Ymir tugged at her feet. Ymir grunted as Emma kicked her stomach.

"Dammit, woman! What are you, the armoured titan!? You have fucking abs!" Emma shrieked and saw that her hand slipped. Ymir stilled at that as Annie began scowling.

"We do not joke around about that..." Annie called out once Christa finally got Emma to get dressed. Emma muttered something about being 'a titanic asshole' and walked out the door, shrugging her jacket on.

Christa followed like a puppy with Ymir trailing after her.

Emma snapped into her salute stance, straightening her back and steeling her face. Sasha gaped at the sight, since she knew Emma never managed to keep a straight face when in public.

"Cadet Smith, you go up first." Keith Shadis called out with a demonic smirk.

Emma walked up to the large metal rods that were to hold her, hoping to the universe that she would not get stabbed.

She grabbed the belt from the helping and put it on, trying to keep a calm mind. But 'poundtown' would not let her.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD, POUNDTOWN!" Emma screamed as she flipped around, spinning repeatedly.

Reiner was hilarious in ASOT but honestly, Emma could not handle the poundtown right now.

"The fuck is poundtown?" Keith snapped angrily as Emma was let down, a wide berth opening for her.

Everyone now knew she was practically crazy.

"Poundtown, brah." Emma quoted, taking a glance at Reiner.

Reiner raised an eyebrow.

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Keith Shadis stood infront of Emma.

"Cadet, are you mentally ill?"

"No Sir. I just think you should watch this."

"Watch what-?"

A few hours passed as Keith Shadis watched the phone and the show shown to him.

"What... the fuck..."

A body dropped. Emma sighed and picked up her phone, which was currently playing ASOT episode 18.

"That swagless beast." Emma muttered and dragged Keith Shadis to his bed. "He'll get over it."

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"Cadet Smith!" Keith Shadis yelled into the mess hall, slamming the door open.

"Yes, Sir?"

"Get your craggly ass out here and tell me who the fuck Voldemort is!"

"Ahhh, for that. We need my books."

"FUCK BOOKS! GET OVER HERE!"

"NO!"

The rest of the 104th training corps watched the conversation.

"Sasha's sister is strange..." Eren muttered to Mikasa, who nodded.

"They're not sisters." Armin spoke up as he compared the two girls. "She has darker skin and hair."

"THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR!?" Keith Shadis and Emma screamed and turned to face the cadets.

"N-Nothing, Sir and Ma'am!" Armin shrieked.

Eren watched the girl, sweat dripping down his face slightly. He gulped when Emma glanced at him with a dark glare before jumping when she grinned. His face flushed at the teeth shown, alerting Mikasa.

Mikasa matched Emma's stare before nodding at her, who nodded back.

Armin merely avoided her gaze at all costs.

"Smith." Keith Shadis snapped.

"Yes, sass master?"

"Stop making boys fall for you and get to my quarters. We need to finish that."

"My oh my! I didn't know you like girls!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME FIGURE HOW TO WORK THIS BLASTED THING!"

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