Today you had accidentally left the jar of catnip out on the counter after you had givin a little to Sasha. Ulaz had walked into the kitchen and he saw the catnip so he decided to check it out. When he opened it up and sniffed it and he started to feel strange, like he was floating on air and he also started to feel happy, like he didn't have a care in the world. He got some out of the jar and ate it and he realized that it tasted good so he ate a little more. After he was done eating catnip he felt a little high and he ran out of the kitchen.

Once he got to the living room he saw one of the pillows on the couch so he snuck up on it and pounced, catching it instantly. He then began to nibble on the pillow as he purred louder than he ever had in his entire life.
When you walked in the living room and saw Ulaz with a pillow.

"Um, why do you have that pillow?" You asked him curiously..

"I captured it before it could run away." Ulaz said as he looked up at you.

You then saw him roll on his back as he held the pillow against his chest.

"What is that strange sound?" Ulaz asked you as he purred.

"That's you." You said awkwardly.

"I wonder what other sounds I can make." Ulaz asked as he started making various strange sounds.

"What has gotten into you?" You asked Ulaz.

"I tried some catnip, and I liked it! I liked iiiitttt." Ulaz sang.

You were really suprised that Ulaz actually sang, normally he was very quiet and mostly kept to himself, even though he loved being around you and your children. His ears twitched and he sprang off the couch and ran out of the living room, dropping the pillow in the process. You picked the pillow up and put it back on the couch before you decided to go see what he was doing. You then heard something in the kitchen so you decided to go see what was happening. When you got there you saw Ulaz had gotten into the leftover barbecue chicken, and was eating it before warming it up, you were defiantly thankful that he could handle raw meat.

"Y/n, do you think Kolivian and Antok and Thace and Krolia and Regris would like barbecue chicken and beef and pork?" Ulaz asked you as he ate.

"I-I don't know." You said, you definitely knew that he had gotten high from the catnip when you saw the jar on the counter.

He then ran out of the kitchen and you quickly cleaned up the mess he had made, and hid the jar of catnip while you were at it. When you didn't hear anything, which worried you so you checked the living room, the bathroom and the laundry room before you went upstairs. You checked in the guest bedroom and bathroom but didn't see him and you checked your kid's room, and they were still taking their daily nap so you checked your bedroom and didn't see him, but when you went in your bathroom you saw him sleeping in the bathtub. You decided to let him sleep after his little.....misadventure.

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Solar_x_Prime suggested that I do a chapter where Ulaz tries catnip