(Not really a chapter. Based on a comment from one of the other chapters and thought it was funny, so..)

"Irresponsible,"

Crunch.

"Impossible,"

Crunch.

"Full of yoursel-"

Crunch.

"Would you stop that!" You snap, turning to Johnny as he pauses before shoving another chip in his mouth. "Seriously. You're just confirming that you're everything I had said and-"

Crunch.

Growling, you snatch the bag out of his hands and- wait. You inspect the brand and choke on your breath. Doritos. In Captain America flavor.

"You..bought chips made to taste like.."

"Your bf?" Johnny takes the bag and offers you a chip. "Want a try? I'm sure you'll love it."

Blinking at the Dorito, you suddenly smack it out of his hand with a huff of annoyance.

"Whoa!" He digs around in the bag and plops a chip in his mouth. "Easy there, tiger. Captain America sure tastes delicious."

"Um.. What?"

Turning, you spot Steve frozen, eyes glued to Johnny as he chews.

"Did you just-"

Johnny holds up a Dorito with a teasing smile. "Chip?"