Seashell: You know, some scavengers have been requesting that Meander should be a host.

Joy:......

Joy: People want my wacky Latin daughter to be a host?

Nightflyer: ....Never say Wacky Latin Daughter again

Joy: Why?

Nightflyer: That sounds like the name of a cheesy sitcom.

Air: Oh! That reminds me *adds Supernatural gif*

Rainkeeper:....Why.

Air: NUTCRACKER!

*players appear*

Riptide: Sup?

Nightflyer: Coal has a backstory.

Joy: It's called Damaged Wings.

Air: *holds up tissue box*

Air: You'll be needing these.

Players:.....

*lights flicker*

Sunny: What was that?

Seashell: What was what?

*doors simultaneously lock at once*

Starflight: Why did the doors lock?

Qibli:.....Shit.

Qibli: *shields Moon*

*lights go out, so everything is black*

Umber: *screams*

Peril: I CAN'T SEE!!!

Deathbringer: I can.

Moon: Me too.

Glory: Uh, I can kinda see, but it's probably wrong.

Deathbringer: Why would you say that?

Glory: Cause last time I checked no one had a creepy clown fa-

Turtle: *screams bloody murder*

Fatespeaker: AH! BLOODY MURDER!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: *is dead*

Turtle: *freaks out and starts crying*

Glory: *screams*

*room goes even darker*

*more screams ensue*

Clay: PERIL WHERE ARE YOU?!?!!?

*no answer*

Clay: PERIL?!?!?!!?

Starflight: Found her.

Peril: *is dead*

Clay: *freaks out*

Turtle: *freaks out more*

Riptide: WAIT EVERYONE STOP!!!

Carnelian: What?????

Riptide: TSUNAMI WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND NOW SHE'S GONE!!!

Moon: *screams*

Tsunami: *is dead*

Riptide: *screeches*

Turtle: *curls up in a ball and sobs*

Winter: Did you guys hear so-*dies*

All:....

Qibli:....Wi-inter?

Moon: *whimpers*

Deathbringer: Oh, he's dead.

Deathbringer: *looks around*

Deathbringer: WHERE THE HELL IS GLORY?!!??!

Glory: Right behind you.

Deathbringer: *screams* DON'TDOTHAT!

Starflight: Wait a sec....WHERE'S FATESPEAKER AND SUNNY????

Sunny: *dead*

Fatespeaker: *dead*

Umber: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?

Riptide: HOSTS HELP US!!!!

Clay: AIR I WILL MURDER DESTIEL IF YOU DON'T BRING PERIL BACK RIGHTNOW!!!!!

Peril: *respawns*

Peril: What the-

Clay: *shot with arrow, dies*

Peril: *screeches in rage*

*chainsaw sounds*

*Riptide, Starflight, Umber, Carnelian, and Turtle die*

Deathbringer: Whose left?

Glory: You, me, Peril, Moon, and Qibli.

All: *shudders*

Zombie: *bursts in and drags Qibli away*

Qibli: *screams* NO!!!! HELP HELPME!!!!!!

Moon: *screams*

Moon: QIBLI!!!!! *fights Zombie, gets eaten*

Peril: Well, now it's just Glorybringer and me.

Peril: *dies*

Glory: *screams*

Deathbringer: *hugs Glory and tries not to panic*

Glorybringer: *hyperventilating*

Deathbringer: *dies protecting Glory*

Glory: *dies*

*lights come on*

Joy: *hums and cleans off weapons*

Other hosts: *staring in horror*

Joy: *holds up bloody chainsaw* 

Joy:...What?

*Everyone respawns*

All: *freaks the fuck out*

Joy: *smiles*

Joy: This was a fun dare.