Dawnberry: Hey hey everybody! It's your local Truth or Dare show, coming back to town!

Bluefeather: Um, YEAH!

Dawnberry: We got a couple dares, so we're here to carry out your wishes!

Bluefeather: Okay, we first have a dare from MoleCherry, and she dares Sandstorm to get a SmartPhone and call Firestar, then repeat the words from the Deez Nuts vine!

Dawnberry: Bring her in!

*thrown in*

Sandstorm: I should've known I would be on this show again...

Dawnberry: Yes indeed! *hands her a smartphone* You have to call Firestar and repeat the words from the Deez Nuts vine!

Sandstorm: Um, okay... *dials number* FIRESTAR!!!! *sobs*

Firestar: Hi Sandstorm... how are you talking to me?

Sandstorm: DEEZ NUTS GOT EM!

Firestar: Er, what?

Sandstorm: DEEZ. NUTS. GOT. EEM.

Firestar: Sandstorm, what did I tell you about smoking weed?

Sandstorm: DEEZ NUTS GOT EM, LOVE. *hangs up*

Bluefeather: Well done. Now go! Shoo! *waves the fly swatter as she runs away*

Dawnberry: Now MoleCherry dares Jayfeather to change his name to Kool-Aid and feed Kool-Aid to all the sick cats!

Bluefeather: Bring him in!

*thrown in*

Jayfeather: *sighs loudly* What is it?

Dawnberry: You have to change your name to Kool-Aid.

Jayfeather: And there's something wrong with that?

Dawnberry: And you have to feed Kool-Aid to all the sick cats.

Jayfeather: And there's something wrong with THAT? Okay. Take me home.

*teleports*

Toadstep: Jayfeather, I--

Jayfeather: SSSSHHH. My name's Kool-Aid. Now, what's wrong?

Toadstep: U-um, I stepped on a thorn... Kool-Aid.

Jayfeather: *hands him Kool-Aid* Drink the essence of my kin, and all will go well.

Toadstep: J-Jayfeather--

Jayfeather: *brings out a chainsaw* YOU BETTER CALL ME KOOL-AID AND DRINK MY KOOL-AID UNLESS YOU WON'T SEE THE SUN EVER AGAIN!!

Toadstep: *runs out of the den crying and drinking Kool-Aid*

Dawnberry: Obviously Kool-Aid can fix anything AND everything.

Bluefeather: Finally, MoleCherry dared Kestrelflight to change his name to Watermelon and announce it to all the Clans.

Dawnberry: Bring the old geezer in!

*thrown in*

Kestrelflight: Helloo.

Dawnberry: News flash: You have to change your name to Watermelon and announce it to all the Clans!

Kestrelflight: Um, nice, I guess.

*teleports to Gathering*

Mistystar: Yeah, everything's all nice in RiverClan, yada, yada, yada--

Kestrelflight: WAIT, MY GOOD MISTRESS! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Mistystar: Oh really?

Kestrelflight: My name is now Watermelon! You have to say it with the accent, too, like WATERMELOWN.

Rowanstar: Okay, now GET OFF THE GREAT OAK! *pushes him off*

Kestrelflight: WATERMELOWN IS FALLING! OH NOOO!!

Dawnberry: Oh noo. *note sarcasm* Well, anyway, PowerPuffWarriorCat asked Firestar what his deepest darkest secret is! Throw him in!

*thrown in*

Firestar: I don't have any that aren't revealed.

Bluefeather: WHAT IS IT THOOOOUGH?

Firestar: I think loving Spottedleaf was it. I was a cool youngster. *vanishes*

Dawnberry: *sighs happily* Such a hipster.

Bluefeather: Then finally PowerPuffWarriorCat dares Leafpool to give a pie to Nightcloud as a peace offering, but the catch is it's a deathberry pie! Get them from the playdate with the badger, will you?

Fallen Leaves: I hate my job.

*thrown in*

Nightcloud: WE WERE LITERALLY TWELVE FEET AWAY!

Dawnberry: I don't tell you how to live YOUR life.

Nightcloud: *sighs*

Bluefeather: *whispers dare to Leafpool and hands her pie*

Leafpool: Nightcloud. Let's be friends. *hands her deathberry pie*

Nightcloud: No. But I'll take this. *tries to eat pie*

Pie: *explodes*

Nightcloud: Wow. Thanks.

Bluefeather: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Dawnberry: Hehe. So that concludes this episode! If you have a truth or dare for any cat of your choosing, leave it down below! And--

Both: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!