Chef: CHRIS LOOK!.

Chris gasps as he sees you getting abducted.

Chris: GET ME THE MILITARY!.

Chris sprints towards the base.

Chris: SOMEONE HELP A CONTSANT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!.

Camera cuts...

Heather: This better be good Chris.

Chris shows the footage of you getting abducted!.

The girls gasp with looks of fear and horror.

Duncan: Good riddance-

Brick: WHATS YOUR DAMN PROBLEM, THATS A HUMAN BEING!.

Duncan: So what?. I hope the aliens eat him or something.

Chris: Duncan as much as I love seeing you and Y/n beat the crap out of each other. HE GOT ABDUCTED!. I COULD LOSE MY JOB, MY SHOW, MY RATINGS, MY CREW, AND MY REPUTATION!.

Harley: Fuck all of that, my boyfriend had been kidnaped!.

Chris: oh yeah...and I guess Y/n's safety is important to me-

Chef: If you lose a camper, you'll be out a job and you'll be working like me-

Chris: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO!.

Camera cuts.

???: He's still breathing, but he's weak.

???: Sweetie, can you hear us.

You slowly nod.

???: We are going to help you recover...but we want something in return...is that alright with you?.

You slowly nod again.

???: Good, now just hold still and we'll make this quick and painless.

The camera cuts to you having bloody screams outside a laboratory.