Raichu: Last time on Total Drama Pokémon, over the river and through the woods, our contestants went! After that, Mewtwo, my old friend who kidnapped me two episodes ago, hunted down the campers like prey. In the end, Charmander and Litten figured out what was going on, epically confronted Mewtwo, and earned immunity for their team. However, despite having the most members, Team Grass lost and Pokémon expert Turtwig was sent packing after a touching goodbye from Piplup. Wow, still am a little shocked that those two of all people ended up becoming friends. That just goes to show you that anything is possible. What kinds of unexpected things will happen today? It's time to find out! Right now, on Total Drama Pokémon!

(Theme song; In the spa hotel)

Litten: (approaches Fennekin) Hey, I snagged you a muffin from breakfast.

Fennekin: Awe, you're so sweet. You know, when I first met you I thought you were kinda scary but now your the sweetest guy on the island.

(In confessional)
Litten: Sure Fennekin's awesome and all but I'm a graffiti vandal. I can't let this ruin my tough image even though she is so amazing and... (snaps out of it) She should know we are just friends.
(End)

(In confessional)
Fennekin: Mom, if your watching start planning my wedding because I think Litten is the one! (Squeals)
(End)

Charmander: (takes a bite of sausage) Another day, another glorious win by me.

Cyndaquil: Yeah, that's two challenges in a row for us. And look I'm really sorry about-

Charmander: Yeah, yeah, I know. You apologized like ten times.

Litten: (walks over) Hey dudes, what's happening?

Cyndaquil: Nothing much. Why, what's up with you?

Litten: I was just thinking us guys should hang after today's challenge you know?

Charmander: Um, okay. Yeah. I gotta go get the butler treatment I deserve after doing so good in the last challenge so see you later. (Heads off)

Litten: Um, alright fair enough I guess.

Cyndaquil: Guess he just doesn't want to let any minute of his reward time go to waste.

(At Water Cabin)

Oshawott: (playing cards with Froakie and Squirtle) So Mudkip is still asleep?

Squirtle: Yeah. He needs the rest after how weird he was yesterday. I mean like he needed some sleep to get his calmness back.

Oshawott: And Piplup?

Froakie: Outside moping about Turtwig. I never knew she had a heart.

Squirtle: Everyone does genius.

Froakie: (rolls eyes) I mean I'm surprised she actually cares about someone.

Squirtle: (laughs) Yeah, I know.

(At Team Grass' cabin)

Treecko: (to Snivy) Man am I glad Turtwig is gone. That traitor.

Snivy: Same here, but he isn't the only traitor here.

Treecko: What's that supposed to mean?

Snivy: You ran away from me too!

Treecko: That twerp pulled me away with him.

Snivy: Sure. (Sharply) You're lucky I'm forgiving and wanting to get rid of Chespin or Bulbasaur. Just never do that again.

Bulbasaur: (to Chespin and Chikorita) So what do you think today's challenge is gonna be?

Chespin: Not sure, but whatever it is I'll be able to save Chikorita.

Chikorita: (giggles) Come on Chespin, you know I can handle myself.

Chespin: Yeah, I'm just joking. (Walks off with Chikorita)

Bulbasaur: (frowns) Okay, catch you later then.

(In confessional)
Bulbasaur: Chespin's a good friend but whenever he gets the chance he seems to ditch me for Chikorita. This is where a friend like Squirtle, who would always be by my side, would be nice.
(End)

Raichu: (Over the intercom) ATTENTION! Soldiers meet me in the mess hall stat! (Pauses) That means NOW!

Piplup: Dangit, this better not be a military type challenge.

Fennekin: Yeah, but five bucks says it is.

(In the mess hall)

Raichu: Okay campers, for this challenge Koffing will be the official "host" since he was actually in The Great Pokémon War.

Mudkip: Didn't that happen hundreds of years ago? I don't think that-

Kofing: Shut up slimeball.

Raichu: We do not need another Turtwig to give us stupid facts and such.

Piplup: (glares at Raichu) Then you could of kept the original. Just saying!

Chikorita: (surprised) Wait I didn't know you and Turtwig were a thing. (Piplup fires a bubble beam at her) Agh! Hey!

(In confessional)
Piplup: Okay I admit I like Turtwig a lot, but as a friend. Probably because he's one of the only ones I got. Shit! Did I just say that on tape? (Tries to rip the tape out but can't) UGGG!
(End)

Koffing: So for today's challenge we will be doing military challenges, all in which you can drop out of. However, if you quit you are out!
Last person standing wins for their team and first team to lose all their members will be discharging one of their own tonight.

Oshawott: Sounds straightforward enough. (Gulps) I hope.

Koffing: First challenge, you gotta eat like soldiers! Which means you can eat what you can get. (Dumps out revolting meals from the trash) Alright, you gotta eat this to move on.

Raichu: Okay campers, chow down!

Fennekin: Ewww, this is disgrosting!

Litten: Don't be a wuss, just eat it!

Fennekin: Excuse me? Litten why are you being so rude! (Litten rolls his eyes first and then leans over)

Litten: Look, I don't want anyone thinking I'm a wimp got it? (Fennekin gives him a blank stare)

Charmander: (finishes his meal) Guess I'm the first one done.

Snivy: To bad for you there's no prize for first. (Finishes along with Chespin) Done.

Treecko: And I'm done too. (Pukes) I'm okay, or maybe not. (Pukes again as Snivy goes over to help)

Froakie: (slowly eating) This is vile, but at least there are no Tomato berries.

Squirtle: (finishes) Phew, I am done. That wasn't as bad as I thought.

Froakie: Probably because you have no taste in anything. (Squirtle glares but then takes a deep breath and calms himself as Piplup starts to eat hers)

Koffing: Come on you princesses. Can't you eat faster?

Bulbasaur: I'm not sure I can do it.

Chikorita: Me neither.

Treecko: Come on just eat it! I have a weak stomach and I did it!

Chikorita: Rude! Wait a second, I have an idea! (Uses sweet scent) Get a good whiff Bulbasaur and then eat. (They both do it)

Bulbasaur: Wow, I didn't even taste it!

Chespin: Alright, we all made it past this round.

Cyndaquil: (finishes) Now that was awful. Come on Litten and Fennekin, I know you guys can do it!

Litten: Just a little more. (Finishes and then vomits)

Fennekin: (reluctantly puts a tiny bit in her mouth and then starts vomiting) I can't do it! Sorry guys but I'm out!

Piplup: I'm all finished! (Triumphantly holds up her empty plate)

Froakie: And me too! Come on Oshawott and Mudkip hurry. (They both throw up)

Oshawott: Just one more bit. (Puts food in his mouth and swallows)

Froakie: Alright Oshawott! (Oshawott faints) Oshawott? You okay?

Mudkip: (puts his spoon down and severely vomits) That's it! I can't do it, my stomach hurts badly. I'm sorry.

Koffing: The challenge is over! Mudkip and Fennekin you two are eliminated from the challenge, hit the showers.

Charmander: (sarcastically) Nice going Fennekin.

Fennekin: Hey I did my best.

(In confessional)
Litten: Charmander's alright and all but he shouldn't be so rude to Fennekin- I mean, he's pretty tough and bad just like me (burns a hole in the confessional) Yeah! Vandalism!
(End)

Koffing: Next challenge, an obstacle course of death.

Bulbasaur: (sighs) Why must everything on this show be so life threatening.

Raichu: If it wasn't, it wouldn't be an interesting show.

Snivy: Well it still isn't.

Raichu: Okay then I guess you don't want ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Snivy: Nevermind. I retract my mocking tone. This show is clearly the best one in the world! (Everyone goes to the start of the course)

Koffing: The last three to finish will be eliminated from the challenge. Ready? GO!!!

Snivy: Hey Chikroita lets go together and help each other through the course.

Chikorita: Great idea! How about Ches-

Treecko: Seriously Snivy? Ditching me again for stupid Chikorita?

Snivy: Treecko, (pulls him aside) Don't blow the plan. We need another vote on our side.

Treecko: Fine, whatever. (Quickly dashes past the first obstacle)

Charmander: Yes Cyndaquil! We are in first! (They approach a rope swing) Shouldn't be too tricky.

Cyndaquil: Yeah. (Swings across but Charmander gets tangled up) Um, you alright?

Charmander: Yeah... (struggles as Piplup and Froakie go past) Just don't lose! (Cyndaquil leaves)

Bulbasaur: (struggling to make it up the big wall) That's it I'm finished. I can't make it up.

Chespin: (from the top) C'mon you can do it!

Squirtle: (panting) Great, this is never ending. Oh hey Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur: Yeah, hi.

(By the finish line beyond a mud minefield)

Piplup: Yes Froakie! There's the end.

Froakie: Great, we're gonna make it

Oshawott: (falls face first in the mud) Too. Much. Mud. (Spits some outta his mouth)

Treecko: (does a flip and lands on Oshawott) Oops, sorry! My bad.

Piplup: (running) Ha, you'll never catch up to us sucker. (Steps on a land mine and gets blown up) AHHHH!

Froakie: (jumps over a mine and over Treecko to the finish) Yes! First place!

Raichu: Yeah but there wasn't a prize.

Froakie: Bragging rights are good enough for me. (Treecko, Cyndaquil and Oshawott finish)

Cyndaquil: Well, guess we did pretty good. (Treecko ignores)

Oshawott: Yeah, guess so. Not sure how exactly I did it, but yay.

Litten: LOOK OUT GUYS! (Comes flying in)

Cyndaquil: Woah. Cool!

Litten: Yeah, used a mine as a shock wave to send me flying. Work smarter, not harder! (Piplup and Chespin finish)

Piplup: Can we take a shower or something? Look at us we are covered in mud!

Koffing: NO!

Chespin: Chikroita, Bulbasaur hurry! I know you guys can make it.

Snivy: (sarcastically) Thanks for the support.

Chikorita: (panting) I can't keep going. (Gets blown up)

Snivy: Eeesh. Well, I better just keep going myself then.

Charmander: (uses flamethrower to burn the rope) Why didn't I do that earlier? (Sprints to the finish behind Snivy) Yes, made it.

Koffing: CHIKORITA, BULBASAUR, SQUIRTLE YOU ARE ELIMINATED. Hit the showers maggots.

Squirtle: Wait seriously, we can shower?

Koffing: JUST KIDDING! And the rest of you follow me to the next challenge. (Everyone starts to head out when Snivy stops Treecko)

Snivy: Hey can we patch things up? Treecko you realize we need need another vote right? No need to flip out on me, okay? Trust me, you're my buddy here.

Treecko: (sighs) Yeah I know. Sorry for overreacting.

Chespin: (comes up) Overreacting about what?

Snivy: Quit eavesdropping you mutated squirrel.

Chespin: Did you really just say that? You are a jerk that's pure evil! Ugh!

(In confessional)
Chespin: I try to be nice and give others the benefit of the doubt, but how many second chances can you give someone? From day one that grass snake hated me for some reason. He has to go, and soon.
(End)

Litten: Hey Charmander guess what I did earlier? Graffitied Raichu's mansion!

Charmander: That's sick. You sound like the old you again. The you BEFORE you met Fennekin.

Litten: Y-yeah... Fennekin...

Froakie: I can't believe Squirtle lost. I told him he needed to warm up and exercise but he didn't listen. Idiot.

Oshawott: Did you call Squirtle an idiot?

Froakie: No, I said Squirtle lost and Koffings an idiot.

(In confessional)
Oshawott: I'm pretty sure he called Squirtle an idiot. I thought Froakie was nice, just a little direct at times, but now I don't know if I'm honest.
(End)

(In confessional)
Froakie: Oshawott is pretty nice and all but unfortunately nice doesn't win this type of show.
(End)

Koffing: Okay guys go and stand over on those logs over there. (They do as they're told)

Cyndaquil: So is this it?

Litten: Of course we know this isn't it!

Koffing: No, actually it is. Have a good afternoon. (Laughs evilly) Anyone who steps off in the next four hours is out.

Piplup: Sorry but no! I am not wasting my life like this! (Steps off the log)

Froakie: Wait, seriously Piplup?

Piplup: Yeah, I said I'm not wasting my life. You guys handle it.

(In confessional)
Piplup: Okay look, I'm not the lazy type. You should know that by now. The truth is I had this cute thank you note in my head that I wanted to write to Turtwig cuz I really appreciate him and- (slaps herself) What am I doing!?
(End)

Piplup: (walks over to cabins) So what do we do now?

Mudkip: Nothing. We've just been playing cards and entertaining ourselves.

Fennekin: I just hope Litten's doing okay.

Chikorita: Really, you care about him? Isn't he like a punk or vandal or something?

Fennekin: No he isn't! He's a little sweetheart and I love him. (Puts her paw over her mouth) Oh no. Please don't say anything!

Chikorita: So he has a soft side I guess... And yeah your secrets safe with me but you should just tell him how you feel so.

Bulbasaur: Eh? Chikorita?

Chikorita: (rolls eyes) Yeah, yeah, you're right, I should me taking my own advice. (Leaves)

Squirtle: What's with her?

Bulbasaur: No idea. I was just gonna ask if she was gonna play cards.

(At the logs two hours later)

Cyndaquil: (tired) How long has it been? Surely it's been four hours by now...

Charmander: Ugh, my legs are killing me. With the boredom of the nothingness this just... ugh yeah my legs could really use a break.

Snivy: Let me help you. (Uses vine whip to knock him off)

Chespin: Hey that was an underhanded trick! I always knew you were like that.

Snivy: And what do you care? Who's team are you on anyway?

Charmander: Ugh, no fair! That's it, I may be down but not out! (Tackles Snivy and Chespin off their logs)

Koffing: (comes back) HOLD IT! (The three fighting on the ground stop) Okay I don't know what happened but you three are all out!

Snivy: (glares at Chespin) Okay Treecko it's all yours now! Make us proud.

Treecko: Yeah, yeah.

Oshawott: I can't go much longer... I'm tired...

Froakie: Come on Oshawott you can do it! Just tighten up and focus your mind.

Oshawott: I'm sorry Froakie, I'm just too tired. (Falls off his platform)

Litten: And then there were four.

(2 more hours later)

Koffing: Okay you four, you made it to the final challenge. Y'all gonna dangle from a tree as the blood rushes to your head. Last one remaining  wins. (They take their marks as the other teammates all come to cheer)

Fennekin: Go Litten! You can do it!

Charmander: Yeah dude! And you too Cyndaquil! Let's keep our win streak going!

Bulbasaur: Let's go Treecko! Let's go Treecko! (Snivy just gives Treecko a thumbs up)

Treecko: I'm a gecko, no way am I falling here.

Oshawott: Go Froakie we believe in you!

Squirtle: Yeah I may not be fond of you but I am fond of winning.

Piplup. (Sarcastically) Wow great cheering Squirtle.

Froakie: Don't worry I got this.

Litten: I can't wait to graffiti this tree to show- (speaking slowly as the blood rushes to his head) that I won. (Falls)

Raichu: Oooh, all teams have one member remaining. This should be awesome for dramatic effect.

(Everyone stares quietly as minutes pass by but then someone falls)

Snivy: No!

Raichu: Treecko is out so Team Grass loses again!

Cyndaquil: Alright we are safe team. (Falls off) Ow. Oops, guess I celebrated a little too early.

Charmander: Hey its fine, you did good Cyndaquil.

Raichu: That's means Team Water wins because of Froakie! So I assume that means he gets the butler.

Koffing: Congrats Froakie! I'd go into a double battle with you anytime.

Froakie: Eh, thanks.

Mudkip: Alright way to go Froakie!

Squirtle: I've gotta admit, you did good. Nice job!

(By the cabins)

Chespin: Hey Chikorita.

Chikorita: Hey.

Chespin: I know you and Snivy are kinda friends but I don't trust him. I really think we should consider voting him off. He's ruthless!

Chikorita: Well I happen to know he has a heart. But there is someone on this team who doesn't. (Whispers in Chespins ear and he nods)

Treecko: (to Snivy) So are we booting Chikorita yet?

Snivy: No. We need her for her vote. (Thinks for a moment) I don't think I can get her to vote off Chespin but maybe Bulbasaur.

Treecko: Whatever, good luck with that then.

(At the campfire)

Raichu: Alright, you all voted so let's just get down to business. I'm real tired tonight. Chespin, Snivy and Chikorita you guys are safe!
And the final pokepuff goes too...

(Bulbasaur and Treecko both look nervous)

Raichu: ...Bulbasaur!

Bulbasaur: Oh my gosh, phew! That was close. Thanks guys.

Treecko: What? You have to be seriously joking!

Raichu: Sorry but I'm not.

Snivy: What? Chikorita? I can't believe you double crossed me before I got the chance to double cross you!

Chikorita: Wait what?

Snivy: Um...

Chespin: I KNEW IT! (Chikorita goes and stands by Chespin)

Treecko: Um hello? Anybody even care about me?

Snivy: I'm gonna miss you Treecko. You were a good alliance mate.

Treecko: Thank you. Now before I go I'd like to- (gets catapulted) GAHHH!

(In confessional)
Chikorita: Treecko was kinda mean to me today, that why I voted him. He also was not a supportive member of the team at all. And I can't believe Chespin was right about Snivy! I feel so bad for not believing him. I hope he still likes me.
(End)

(In confessional)
Chespin: I hope Chikorita still likes me since I was kinda assertive towards her today. (Sighs) But hey, at least she now knows Snivy's true colors so that's a step in the right direction!
(End)

Raichu: Things are getting all kinds of spicy and heating up like never before! Will Snivy be the next to go due to his fraud? Will Chespin and Chikorita finally become a thing? And most importantly, will I be nominated for any outstanding hosting awards? Find out all the answers and more next time on Total Drama Pokémon!