Chapter 12: Basic Straining
Recap:
Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island... The teams were given three challenges that tested their trust in their teammates. The rock climbing challenge revealed more than just Heather's grudge against Gwen. And (Y/N) got the bad end of a blowfish courtesy of Lindsay. DJ trusted (Y/N) with his pet bunny and he gave it to Lindsay. Some other campers got dropped on their butts and my own daughter shocked everyone by calling me by my own real name, which hurts a lot dude. Yeah, touching moments. Good times. Stay tuned for the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet on Total. Drama. Island!"
Here we see you wake up next to Leshawna as you see her in her nightgown which looked like she was wearing just her bra.
(Y/N): "I will never get over the fact you look like you're in your underwear."
Then the PA system activated and everyone in camp hears it.
Chef: *over the PA system*"Listen up, you little cockroaches! I want all campers to report to the Dock of Shame at 0900 hours! That means now, soldiers! Now!"
Lindsay: "0900?"
(Y/N): "That's 9 Am in military slang."
Heather: "Welp it's official, Chris has finally lost it."
Later, at the Dock of Shame, we see both teams at attention, or at least the same attention they would have.
Courtney: "Morning (Y/N), our team still misses you."
Duncan: "We didn't plan on pranking Harold because we want you to do it."
Chef: *through a megaphone* "Lone up and stand at attention! You call this proper formation?!"*hit Geoff in the knees with a stick*"Knees together!" *hit Duncan with a stick*"Arms down! Eyes forward! Head up!" *About to hit you but then remembered what you did to your brother* "Keep up the good work soldier. If your father was here today, he would be proud."
(Y/N): "Um, thanks, permission to go awol for a few days with Courtney?"
Chef: "Permission denied."
(Y/N): "Welp, no harm in trying."
Gwen: *whispers to Leshawna*"Oh this is gonna be a fun day."
Chef: *through a megaphone*"What did you say to me, soldier!?"
Gwen: "Um...nothing?"
Chef: *through a megaphone*"And you'll continue to say nothing until I tell you that you can say something! Today's challenge will not be an easy one. In fact, I do not expect everyone to come out alive."
(Y/N): "Uh, permission to speak freely sir, Chris put you up to this didn't he?"
Chef: "That's right son, and when Chris told me that I would be in charge of the next challenge and finding out your father used to be my brother in arms. I was honored to do this challenge, we went through boot camp together on the first day and we were like brothers."
Duncan: "You knew his dad?"
Chef: "We fought in the war and he took a bullet for me and I pulled that bullet out of his beating heart. Save a man's life, that will save yours."
Courtney: "Which war was it?"
(Y/N): "My dad told me he was in the Korean War, but he refused to go to the Vietnam war because....well you know."
Chef: "That's right and if any of you maggots go through history class. It was a dark time for everyone."
Confessional: Courtney and Duncan.
Duncan: "Do it for (Y/N)?"
Courtney: "Well we will be a lot closer to having less members on the team, but that would mean his team loses and one of them goes and he might not like it."
Duncan: "I hate it when there's a moral dilemma, but jokes aside, what should we do? We can't afford to lose any more teammates and who knows when the teams will merge."
Courtney: "Should we try to win?"
Duncan: "I guess... his dad did take a bullet for the guy and with (Y/N) back on the gophers. Either way we lose."
Courtney: "Yeah...sucks for us..."
End of confessional
Chef: *through a megaphone*"My orders are to make sure that all of the babies in front of me drop out of my boot camp except one. The last one standing wins immunity for their team! Rule number one! You will address me as Master Chief! Have you got that?!"
Everyone: "Yes, Master Chief!"
Chef: *through a megaphone*"You will sleep when I tell you to sleep! And you will eat only when I tell you to eat! Is that clear?!"
Geoff: "Yes, Master Chief!"
Chef: *through a megaphone*"Rule number two! When you are ready to give up, you will walk to the end of the dock and ring the bell. Which brings me to rule number three! I'll have to get one quitter before the end of the first day! And that day will not end until someone drops out! Now get your butts down to the beach, soldiers! Now, now, now!"
You and the others then head to the beach as fast as you all could.
Duncan: *To you* "When he said Master Chief is he talking about-"
(Y/N): "The same guy from Halo, yes."
Confessional: Gwen
Gwen: "Okay, whoever's sick, twisted idea this was to put him in charge of this challenge, I have to say... I'm a little bit impressed. But uh, jokes aside, I'll go along with it for the sake of not ticking off (Y/N)."
End of confessional
Chef: "Listen up! Each team will hold a canoe over their heads! I catch you taking your hands off the canoe, and you will be eliminated. And no one eats lunch until someone drops out. Canoes up!"
We then see both teams pick up canoes over your heads.
Owen: "Pfft! This isn't that hard."
Geoff: "Piece of cake!"
(Y/N): "Don't be so overconfident, we have to hold them until one of us can't take it."
Frenchie: 3 hours later
We see everyone, except for you, struggling to keep the canoe up and you hear Leshawna's stomach rumbling.
Chef: "Come on, you sissies! It's only been three hours!"
Chris: "Looks like they missed lunch today."
Chef: "Mmhmm. Guess they just weren't hungry! Unless someone wants to quit now."
Gwen: *hears Owen's stomach rumbling*"Don't even think about it, Owen!"
Courtney: "Ughh, Owen if you're hungry just eat something. There's no shame in getting something to eat."
Duncan: "Yeah big guy, everyone needs to eat."
Owen: "I can't! But I must! I can't! But I must! I can't! But I must! I can't! But I must! I can't! But I must! I can't! But I must! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!"
Trent: "Stay strong big guy!"
Later, at night time, we see Chef telling you all a story about his time in the war.
Chef: "Twenty-five of us went to the jungle that night. Only five came back out."*to you*"Son, your father was a hero that night and I salute him."
(Y/N): "Thanks."
Lindsay: *strained*"Guys, I-I can't do this anymore."*heads to the bell*"I have no more feeling in my arms."
Chef: "Looks like we got ourselves a quitter."
Owen: "Don't do it Lindsay!"
We then see Lindsay hit the bell as you step out of the team's canoe as you then throw it to the side as the Killer Bass did the same with their canoe.
Chef: *to Lindsay*" Listen here. You have nothing to be ashamed of."*through a megaphone*"Except being a little baby that let your team down!"*to the others*"As for the rest of you, head to the mess hall! Dinner is served!" *to Lindsay* "You tried your best."
Owen: "Sweet Marie, thank you!"
Later, at the mess hall, we saw everyone at the table and you were cooking something up.
Chef: "All right, maggots! Open your ears! You've got ten minutes to eat before night training begins! Get to it!"
Duncan: "Oh come on!"
Gwen: "Um excuse me? Master Chief? Where's the food?"
Chef: "(Y/N) making the food, now originally you were gonna eat garbage but uh, because of some complaints and not being chewed out by Kristal again, thank goodness she's not here. When you're at war, you take what you can get. (Y/N) gave me a psychological profile of all of you and he is making foods that you dislike the most."
You then put the covered food on the table and you serve the food that each person hates the most.
Courtney: *Noticed it's green jelly*"Ugh, green jelly!"
Owen: *sees it's a large plate of only vegetables*"NO!!! Not vegetables!"
Duncan: *sees that it's not food form Juvie*"Oh come on! None of this stuff was made to give me a stomach ache, I can't eat this!"
Lindsay: *sees it's nothing but meats*"This stuff will go down to my hips!"
Heather: *sees it's foods that will go down to her hips*"And I don't want to be as bloated as Leshawna or Owen."
DJ: *sees it was a traditional Icelandic feast*"Oh no...so much animal suffering put into this man!"
Everyone then sees you place meatloaf on the table and you begin to eat it.
(Y/N): "Non-stop meatloaf dinners at my old family house..."
Duncan: *Winces* "Oh man, brutal."
Courtney: *In her head* "For (Y/N)"
Courtney then takes a spoonful of green jelly and eats it and to her surprise it actually tasted good.
Courtney: "Mm, this is actually good."
Duncan: "Easy for you to say, I can barely taste the earwax the lunch lady put in because she hates the kids at Juvie."
Trent: *sees Owen struggling to eat his vegetables*"Dude, it's vegetables. Everyone eats them."
Owen: "I refuse to eat them! They're sooo green!"
Duncan then grabs some broccoli and shoves it into Owen's mouth.
Duncan: "Just eat it you big baby!"
Geoff: *Looks at the Icelandic feast* "Yessh, I can see why you hate it. Putrified shark, cured ram, broiled puffin, and a singed sheep head. Nasty man"
(Y/N): "I honestly feel bad about making that one and to all animal lovers out there, especially Bridgette and DJ, I am deeply, truly sorry."
Bridgette: *looks at a meat lovers pizza made out of multiple kinds of meats with pineapple on it*"Way to commit to this show (Y/N)."
We then see Bridgette take a bite of her first slice and she was disgusted by it and she continues to eat it because she had no choice.
Bridgette: "Oh god! This tastes so greasy! I can't even taste the cheese!"
(Y/N): "I'm really sorry guys it's nothing personal." *Notices Courtney is actually enjoying her green jelly* "I see you grew to like green jelly."
Courtney: "It's not actually that bad, is this lime?"
(Y/N): "Lemon and lime actually, with a hint of spicy peppers for an extra kick."
Courtney then breathes fire out of her mouth and burns off Harold's clothes by accident.
Courtney: "Sorry..."
Later on, we see you and the others doing some synchronized dancing with Chef leading the routine.
(Y/N): *while dancing*"Uh, permission to ask a question, Master Chief?"
Chef: *while dancing*"You have the floor son."
(Y/N): *while dancing*"What's this for?"
Chef: *while dancing*"Gotta get limber, this is what your father did when he got limber."
Duncan: *while dancing*"He did thriller?"
Chef: *while dancing*"Sure did, this dance gets all the kinks out of the whole body."
Lindsay: *while dancing*"He's right, I feel much more limber now."
Gwen: *stops dancing*"Can I go to the bathroom?"
Frenchie: Not too long later.
We see Gwen at the bathroom with a mop and bucket and she was tasked to clean the toilets.
Gwen: "Not exactly what I had in mind."
Gwen then gets to work on the bathroom and when she opens one of the stalls she can tell by the smell that Owen used it.
Gwen: "Oh god! This stinks! Dang it Owen!" *sighs* "Come on, suck it up Gwen, This sucks."
Meanwhile at the lodge, we see Chef giving out the next challenge.
Chef: "For your next challenge, you will complete a three-hundred word essay about how much you love... me. Anyone who falls asleep or fails to complete the challenge will be eliminated!"
Duncan: "Was this a part of the army?"
(Y/N): "The leader has to know the team one way or another. That's how dad was taught."
Chef: "Now get to work!"
(Y/N): "Dude I finished the whole thing while you were explaining the challenge. I love you as a family friend by the way."
Chef: "Already."*reads your essay and started crying a little bit*"Oh thank you son."*hugs you tightly*"You are just like your old man! Always having a way with words!"
(Y/N): *Strained* "You are welcome sir."
Confessional: DJ and Courtney
DJ: *sniffs*"That was so beautiful!"
Courtney: *Sniffs* *wipes a tear* "So true."
DJ: *hugs Courtney tightly while crying*
End of confessional
We see most of the contestants barely awake or half asleep as we see them go to their cabins to about finished with their essays and Chef sees Trent and DJ asleep.
Chef: "You two slackers are out. The rest of you, get to bed and report to the playing field at 0500 hours."
(Y/N): "Yes sir!"
Lindsay: "5 am right?"
Chef: "That is right, now get a move on!"
You and the others head to bed and you and Courtney are about to head back to your cabins.
Courtney: "Hey (Y/N)?"
(Y/N): "Yeah Courtney?"
Courtney: " Were you and your dad close?"
(Y/N): "Well he and I kept each other buys with working around the house or play video games thanks to his know-how with weapons. He even told me: Either in a game or real life, you grab a gun, point, shoot, no longer your problem. His old war buddies have this inside joke where they just punch each other in the nuts and then say: "There's She and her, let me she her mom's titties."
Courtney: "I don't get it." *Realizes* "Ooooh, it's a play on the pronouns."
(Y/N): "Yeah it's a pretty good joke. And then I said to them that my pronouns are Liberty and Freedom."
Courtney: *Giggles* "That's a good one."
(Y/N): "And your pronouns are Maple syrup and cheap medical care, eh."
Courtney: *giggles*"Is it because I grew up in Canada?"
(Y/N): "Yep."
Courtney: *giggles*"Oh you're so funny."
(Y/N): "Thanks, well better get to bed, we gotta get some sleep."
The next day, we see you and the others at a boot camp style obstacle course.
Chef: "You will all run this course until you can all complete it in under one minute."*to you*"Am I making myself clear?"
(Y/N): "Yes sir, also you have some gunk under your eyes."
Chef: *cleans the gunk from his eyes*"Thank you for catching that cadet, now go, maggots, go!"
We then see both teams go through the obstacle course and we see you go through it under a minute as Chef sees you finished the course.
Chef: "Well you cleared the course so fast that I didn't see you. Just like your old man, our drill sergeant was surprised to see that as well."
(Y/N): "I feel like I should go again just to support the team."*sees Harold spewing out mud from his mouth*"Looks like Killer Bass lost another teammate."
Chef: *helps Harold up*"Ring the bell and report to the infirmary! Your tour of duty is finished."*to the others*"Back on the course soldiers, now!"
After the course, we see you serving Courtney multiple bowls of jelly in different colors.
(Y/N): "You know different slimes have different powers."
Courtney: "Like what?"
(Y/N): "White ones you just ate onto statues and form boobies to make themselves alluring enough to bait pervy men, red ones form a gelatinous version of you, purple ones expel gas that makes everyone giggle, and green ones melts your clothes off revealing your naked body."
Courtney then sees the green jelly move a bit as she jumps back along with the rest of the girls from the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass.
Lindsay: "Not my outfit, I got this on a clearance sale!"
Leshawna: "Do your worst slime!"
The girls are ready for the impending melting of their clothes as you eat the jelly as nothing happened at all because you put a small device that makes gelatin move on it's own.
(Y/N): "Got you girls."
Heather: "The whole world could have seen us naked and we were afraid of green slime for nothing!?"
Gwen: "We were convinced that green slimes were real!"
(Y/N): "I bet blue slimes provide a powerful mind numbing aphrodisiac to make it's prey feel relaxed and have their worries washed away with pleasure while the slime eats the callus and dead skin cells like a cuttlefish."
Lindsay: "Ooo like a spa thing?"
Heather: "Gross!"
Leshawna: "How is that gross?"
Heather: "Do you really want icky slime all over you? In places that it shouldn't go?"
Gwen: "Okay point taken."
You then turn to Owen who is refusing to eat his vegetables and you grab a large piece of broccoli.
(Y/N): "Eat the broccoli Owen."
Owen: "Never!"
You then step on his foot as Owen shouts in pain and you shove the broccoli into his mouth and make him chew and swallow it.
(Y/N): "You ate the broccoli, it's a miracle."
You then see Courtney looking at the bowls of jelly and she was too nervous to eat any of it because any of them could be the slimes you were talking about.
(Y/N): "How are you feeling Courtney?"
Courtney: "Uhh... on second thought, now I'm afraid of jelly in general."
(Y/N): "I'll get you something else."
Trent: "Like what? You're not allowed to serve us food that we like and the food served to Chef and Chris are for them."
(Y/N): "Close your eyes everyone."
Everyone then closed their eyes and then wait a minute until they heard you step into the room.
(Y/N): "You can open them."
Everyone in the room saw the wide assortment of food on the table and they were shocked at how well made they are as Courtney and Duncan realized that the food on the table belonged to Chris and Chef.
Duncan: "Dude.....you just raided their fridge?!"
(Y/N): "Yep."
Meanwhile with Chef, we see him opening the fridge and he sees it's empty except for a note and he reads it and says you took the food as Chef sheds a single tear.
Chris: "Are you crying?"
Chef: "Yes because I'm proud of that kid, his old man and I raided the fridge of our drill sergeant once and it was glorious ... .I salute him!"
Chris: "He also took your desserts dude."
Chef: *sniffs*"I know, I'm too proud to be angry right now."
Meanwhile, we see everyone enjoying the food that you got from them as Duncan pats you on the back.
Duncan: "I can't believe you of all people would sneak food for us behind our backs. You would fit in at Juvie."
Owen: "You taught me to eat my vegetables man."*eats 40 bowls worth of vegetables*"These vegetables ain't half bad. Especially cabbages."
Trent: "Yeah man."
You then see Courtney eating a bit too many ice cream sandwiches and then she goes outside and vomits from the side as you pat her on the back.
(Y/N): "You okay? If you think about it, you did convince me to raid their fridge."
Courtney: *to you*"Okay. That was so gross. But you're right, it was like, once I did something bad, it was so much fun, I just wanted more!"
(Y/N): "More would be a bit much, start small and work your way up."
Courtney: "You're right, I would use lawyers to get me out of legal trouble and build a casino to rig the machines to not pay out, or maybe rig horseback racing!"
(Y/N): "Not what I had in mind."
Courtney: "Well I can be evil in a legal way."
(Y/N): "Just try not to go overboard okay?"
Courtney: "Hm, okay I won't go overboard."
Chef: *over the PA system*"Attention, all remaining boot camp recruits, the next evolution of your training begins tomorrow morning at 0700 hours! And (Y/N), you raided the fridge! Good job!"
Courtney: "Well, uh we better get to the challenge."
(Y/N): "Maybe a kiss for good luck for both of us?"
Courtney: *Giggles* "Okay."
We then see Courtney kiss you on the lips as Harold sees this from a window. Later on, we see both remaining members of both teams on tree branches hanging upside down like bats as we see you taking a nap upside down.
Chef: "What you are experiencing is an ancient form of torture. By now, the blood has begun rushing to your head. The next stage is nausea, followed by dizziness and a flushed appearance as the blood begins to pool your eyes. You may experience fainting spells."*sees you asleep*"And (Y/N) here is sleeping while upside down. Just like his old man, after the war he used binoculars to spy on a pretty girl that will soon be his happily married wife. He did have a dream of marrying a stripper after the war, but not a stripper but the stripper."
Everyone then sees Duncan fall down to the ground and then he gets back up.
Duncan: "I did that on purpose because of the mushy romantic stuff between (Y/N)'s parents. I don't do romance at all."
Gwen: "But that was the most perverted yet the sweetest love story ever."
Owen then farts by accident and then chuckles a bit as Heather was disgusted by this.
Heather: "Okay, that's it. I'm done."
Heather then drops down and lands on her feet as we see Owen fall on top of her as muffled screaming can be heard as Owen gets off of Heather.
Heather: "Off of me, you big ox!"
Owen: "Sorry."
Courtney then begins to giggle loudly as Chef notices this.
Chef: "Stop laughing this instant!"
Courtney: "I'm sorry."*giggles*"I can't help it."*giggles**falls to the ground*"Whoa!"*giggles*
Chef: "I expected more out of you, soldier."
Courtney: *clears throat* "Master Chief? Heh. I just have one thing to say to you."
Chef: "And what might that be?"
Courtney: "You really need to take a chill pill."
Courtney begins to laugh a bit as we see Chef gets angry at Courtney as Duncan was shocked by this.
Duncan: "Whoa...(Y/N) just turn little miss princess into a rebel. Mad respect."
Duncan: *to Geoff*"Okay, Geoffy, it's all up to you!"
Owen: *to Gwen*"You got this, Gwen?"
Gwen: "Actually, let (Y/N) handle Geoff on his own."*drops to the ground*"He got it covered."
Geoff: "Rock on, sister! I live for the head rush! Heh."*slurring*"It feels... so... good."
We then see Geoff fall to the ground as you then wake up and saw what happened.
(Y/N): "Did I just sleep through the whole thing?"
You then drop down from the tree branch as we see the Screaming Gophers catch you and they cheered for you.
Chef: "(Y/N)!"*salutes to you*"Congratulations, soldier. I'd go to war with you anytime."
(Y/N): "Same here if I ever get drafted."
Chef: "If your father was here right now, he would be so proud of you."
(Y/N): "I'm sure he saw the whole thing up in Heaven."
Later on, at the bonfire ceremony, we see Chris holding a plate of 5 marshmallows.
Chris: "I only have five marshmallows on my plate. And these marshmallows represent the campers that will continue to be campers. Here. You've all cast your ballots in the confession can. If I do not call your name, you must immediately go down to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and go home. And you can't come back. Ever."*hands the marshmallows to the campers* Duncan, DJ, Bridgette, Geoff."*to Courtney and Harold*"Campers... this is the final marshmallow of the night."*hands the marshmallow to Harold*"Harold."
Harold: "Yes!"
Courtney: *shocked*"What?! You guys voted for Harold over me?!"
"Chris: Yes, yes. It's always a shock."
Courtney: "This is impossible! I demand a recount!"
Duncan: "Aw, seriously dude. I know for a fact there were three of us that didn't vote her off!"
We then see Chef and Chris take Courtney to the Boat of Losers.
Courtney: "I do not concede! I do not concede!"
Duncan: "Aw, man. This sucks!"
Courtney: "I was your only hope. I was a counselor-in-training!"*to Chris and Cef*"Let go of me!"*gets thrown onto the boat of losers*"You are going to hear from my attorney."
Courtney then sees a paper airplane heading her way and she catches it and she unravels it to see its airmail from you and then she reads it.
Courtney: *reading the airmail*"Harold rigged the ballots at the elimination ceremony for the Killer Bass team. Which is why I'm teaching Harold a lesson at this time and it's the reason why I didn't come to you at this time. PS: I hope you love the gift I made for you, a little thing to remember everyone by."
Courtney then sees a small bracelet attached to the airmail and it was a charm bracelet with all the heads of all the contestants on Total Drama Island.
Courtney: "Aww that is so sweet."
Meanwhile, we see Harold tied to branches of a tree and he sees that you aimed the baseball machine at Harold's crotch.
Harold: "I'm sorry! Please spare my nuggets!"
(Y/N): "You will have plenty of time thinking about what you've done once the ammo is out."
You then turn on the machine as it starts shooting baseballs at Harold's crotch as the rest of the Killer Bass sees this.
Duncan: "This is what you get for rigging the votes dude!"
Geoff: *sees Haorld get hit in the nuts by baseballs*"Oh man that has to hurt!"
Duncan: "He's getting to third base with baseballs and not girls! What a loser!"
DJ: "Man, (Y/N) is brutal. Remind me not to get on his bad side."
Duncan: "That was his good side, his bad side was when he beat up his drug junkie bro."
DJ: "You're right, no one gets him on his bad side except for his brother."
Geoff: "Wanna get some popcorn and watch baseballs hit Harold in the nuts?"
Duncan: "Heck yeah!"
Meanwhile, we see the Screaming Gophers watching Harold getting hit in the nuts by baseballs from a baseball launcher.
Owen: "Ohoho! You do not want to be on (Y/N)'s bad side."
Gwen: "That was his good side, I witnessed his bad side back in Phobia Factor."
Leshawna: "Oh yeah, his brother was nasty, I can smell the drugs off of him from the other side of the island and he's nastier than Owen."
Owen: "Yeah, even I'm grossed out from what he put in his body."
Heather: "There's nothing nastier than drugs. Weed will give you the bad case of the munchies and ruin your figure, heroin will make you go nuts, meth ruins your teeth, and don't get me started on Jenkem."
Gwen: "What's Jen-Wait I don't want to know."
Later on, we see Courtney is wearing the charmbracelet and she is at a resort with other campers who got eliminated and we see the girls looking at the bracelet.
Beth: "(Y/N) made that himself."
Katie: "It's so beautiful!"
Sadie: "I know right! It has our heads on the bracelet so Courtney remembers us."
Courtney: "(Y/N) found out who rigged the votes for the elimination ceremony for the Killer Bass and it was Harold."
Eva: "What did he do?"
Courtney: "He tied him to a tree and aimed a baseball launcher at his crotch and fired it away until the ammo ran out."
Eva: "Dang, he's brutal."*gets lovey dovey*"I love him so much! If Chris brings me back on the show, the first thing I would do is kiss him on the lips!"
Izzy: "Well cupid hit Eva on the butt this time. There is no way we will get back on the show, unless Chris is planning on it."
Next: Chapter 13: X-Treme Torture
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