I don't even know, this is just something I'm gonna post while waiting for requests *wink wink* I'm fucking desperate.

All of them are in 3rd Person POV!

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Tord was reading hentai while slouching on the couch, Matt sitting next to him. Tord quietly laughed to himself and blushed a small bit, making Matt curious. "What'cha reading?" Tord looked up from his hentai and turned the book towards Matt, keeping a straight face. Matt stared at it for a moment, questioning Tord's mental health.

"Tord, why?" "Says you. You made a porn movie about yourself... on yourself." "You would only know that if you watched it..." Tord set the hentai book down next to himself and sweat-dropped. "Wh-what do you mean? It said '18+' on the cover..." Matt squinted his eyes at Tord and hummed. "Someone seems nervous." Tord rubbed the back of his neck. "Hahah! You-you're just... you..."

Matt gasped and grabbed Tord's shoulders. "You totally watched it." "I-I might've..." Matt frowned and shook Tord, still holding him by his shoulders. "You watched it-" "I'm sor-" "AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Tord cocked a brow and Matt stopped shaking him.

"What?" "Yeah! We could've watched it together!" "That's pretty gay, Matt." "The movie is technically gay itself, so who cares? Let's watch it right now!" Tord's cheeks reddened and he shoved his hands into his hoodie pocket. "O-okay?" "Yay!" Matt ran off into his room to fetch the DVD. After getting it, he came back and put the DVD into the DVD player.

"I'm so excited!" "...Me too?" "Todd, you should've told me earlier! We could've watched a few of my other movies..." "You made more?" Matt giggled and looked back at Tord, going back to the couch. "Of course! I have a few T.V. series things too." Matt chirped, sitting next to Tord. Matt used the T.V. remote to put the movie on, leaning back onto the couch.

"So... Tord..." "Yeah?" "Did you like it when you watched it the first time?" Tord paused, trying not to say something weird. "Yeah, I liked it a lot." Tord answered, looking blankly at the screen. After watching the movie for a while, around the middle, Tord got his phone out and recorded a particular dirty scene. Matt glanced at him and got his phone out, recording Tord as he recorded the movie scene. Tord stopped recording when the scene ended and saw Matt recording him.

"What're you doing?" "Recording you." Matt responded, acting as if it was a casual thing to do. Tord shrugged it off and looked back at the T.V. screen.

(Ending this short here-)

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Tord came out of his room, slamming the door behind himself. He spotted Matt on the sofa and smiled a small bit. "Hiya, Matt!" Matt looked over at Tord and waved, his mirror in his hand. "Heya, Tord!" "So, Matt, wanna sloppily makeout on the roof while watching the sunset?" Matt stood up and nodded. "Of course!"

(Lmfao)

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(So... during high school?)

Tord and Matt were in the boys' locker room, changing into their gym clothes. Tord didn't know Matt too well, but they did have a small chat a few days ago. Tord turned slightly, getting to see Matt with his shirt off. He went red-faced and averted his gaze, continuing to change.

"I saw that." Matt said, startling him. "N-no idea what you're talking about." Matt got up and walked over to Tord, sitting closer to him. "Are you sure about that? I know, I'm very hard to resist." Tord looked at Matt again, still blushing. "I-I... uhm..." Matt took his phone out of a pocket on his pants and snapped a selfie with Tord. "What the h-hell?" "I'll send it to you. What's your Insta username?" "It's 'Weeb.0.Communist'."

Matt sent the picture to Tord along with a few other selfies he's taken recently. "Well, I sent it to you." Matt winked at Tord and stood up, going over to his locker and putting his shirt on. "I'll see you out there! I hope we play football..." Matt announced, exiting the locker room. Tord waited until Matt wasn't in sight to grab his phone. He went through the pictures Matt sent him and grinned.

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(Back to normal.)

"Tord, Tord!" Matt ran into Tord's room, extremely excited. Tord sat up, sitting on his bed. "What's up, Mattie?" Matt jumped up and down from how excited he was. "Tom told me something in your language!" "Yeah? Tell me." "Knulle meg, pappa~!" ("Fuck me, daddy~!) Tord squeaked and fell off of his bed. "Matt, wh-what the fuck?!" "Tom said it means, 'best friends forever'!"

Tord could hear Tom laughing outside of the room. "TOM, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Tord got up and left his room, tackling Tom. "C'mon Commie, you know you liked it." "T-Tom, you ignorant thot."

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Tord held Matt's cookie jar close, hiding in his room. He knew that Matt would murder him if he found out about his missing cookies. "Damn, how can cookies be so good?!" Tord whispered to himself, taking small bites to cherish the flavor. Matt opened the door so harshly that it hit the wall, causing Tord to jump and hide the jar in his hoodie. "O-oh, hey M-Matt!" Matt didn't reply, he just approached with his hands behind his back. "Wh-what're you-"

Matt pulled a pistol out and flicked the safety off. He pointed it at Tord's head, staring at the smaller male. "The cookies, now." "Shit..."

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(Introduction of one of my headcanons - Tord's Chihuahua named 'Skip'.)

Tord came into the living-room, the others were sitting on the couch. "Guys! Look!" They turned around, seeing Tord's back. Tord turned to face them, holding a small brown Chihuahua in his hands. "Look at my little boy!" "Wow, that was... unexpected, so say the least." Tom commented, taking a swig from his flask. "Good for you, Tord." Edd added.
"What's his name?" Matt asked, jumping over the couch and going up to Tord and the small dog. "I dunno, I haven't thought of it." "Ooh, ooh! I've got a perfect name! Please let me name him, please!" "Uhm, sure." "I'll call him..." Matt brought his hand up and gently scratched behind the dog's ears. The dog panted and his tail wagged quickly.

"...Skip." Matt decided. "...Skip?" Tord questioned. "Yeah, his name is now 'Skip'!" Tord shrugged his shoulders. "Alright. 'Skip' it is." Matt giggled and pumped his fists into the air. "Yay!"

(Okay, that's it for this 'shorts' collection.)