WARNING: If you stan Bala, this chapter may contain dangerous materials. Possible symptoms include hyperventilation, choking, and even having a stroke. Proceed with caution.

Lmao the AZ stan will be fine

Today I just wanted to talk about something that I personally lament over

I DON'T

UNDERSTAND

/HOW/

SOMEONE CAN LOOK LIKE THEY NEVER GREW UP

YET SIMULTANEOUSLY LOOK LIKE PUBERTY'S BEST ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER

Let me elaborate

As you're aware, the human known as Daniyar Kulumshin is quite a gorgeous specimen

But I'm hysterical, he looks exactly the same as when he was a child, the sass stayed the same throughout all the years

EXAMPLE

Little Bala, disappointed in everything;

Grown up (well he's only 19 but that counts) Bala, still disappointed in everything;

HE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME

HOWEVER, KEEPING THAT IN MIND....

Cringey preteen Bala compared to now Bala is like aSDFDHJBLLKXG

OBSERVE

Awkward young Daniyar, sitting with his sister

aGE NINETEEN DANIYAR

HE DIDN'T HIT PUBERTY-HE BEAT IT UP, SET IT ON FIRE, RAN IT OVER WITH A FCUKING TRAIN, LAUNCHED IT INTO SPACE, AND BLEW IT UP WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB

//you can tell I'm such a blatant Bala stan it's not even funny//

I'm just wondering if I'm allowed to call him my ultimate bias or not

**tECHNICALLY** HE IS FROM ASIA

bACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING

we can all agree that he's a mystery

hyoyeon don't even know

I'VE WRITTEN A HAIKU ABOUT BALA TO CONVEY THE TRUTH

"O holy Bala

How you murder all your stans

Someone stop this boy"

Anyway that was today's rant

Have a nice day

I'll leave you with this picture of his beautiful smile to bless your eyes

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Someone: Describe Bala in three words

Me: "ENDING MY LIFE"