Top 5 Worst Things From 2019
Despite me saying i would not do this for 2019.....the 3rd and final Top 5 Book is taking forever. So Why Not?
Here we go guys Here are my Picks for the Top 5 Worst Things from 2019.
Note: There will possibly be some curse words but take it with A Grain of Salt. Also No Theatrical Films on this List. I might do those another day. And as per usual, No mentioning of Politics, or tragedies as I am No Where close to an Actual News Service.
5) Subscription Services EVERYWHERE:
Scott the Woz Strikes again!
2019, and evidently 2020, has a Subscription Service Problem.
There's WAY TOO MANY!
While I am more than cool with Disney+, every one else on the other hand.....well, they are being greedy.
I get why Disney made Disney+, they have a VAST Supply of Content. After all they basically own Half the Planet, the rest being owned by the Evil Dictatorship that is Google.
Apple Made Apple TV+ because....I don't know they felt like it.
AT&T Has like 5 of them, examples being VRV, DIRECTV Now, DC universe, HBO NOW, and coming Soon HBO MAX, which unfortunately will have The new JG Quintel Show that was supposed to be on TBS, "Close Enough," on there for the low low price of-
NOT WORTH IT!
There's also the Upcoming Peacock Streaming Service from Comcast, which is sadly going to get some people to buy it because The Office is going to be forced on there. Also Peacock is a Weird Word isn't it?
I don't understand what's wrong with Netflix or Hulu, I TOTALLY GET WHY NOT AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AS IT'S VIDEO PLAYER SUCKS!
Corporations are getting greedy, I don't have a Problem with Disney+ as now I can basically watch all the Disney Content for $7 a month.
But to every other company going to start one, I got one thing to say.....
STOP! WE DON'T NEED THIS MANY!
So will have so many that its going to cost more than a Cable Bill!
Except Streaming is better because, lets be honest, WHO WATCHES EVERY SINGLE CABLE CHANNEL? No one I know whether personally or online watches MTV Classic!
4) Old Town Road Getting Overplayed:
Gosh without even watching the video for half a second i already have the Song stuck in my head.
This was a Country Rap song made by Atlanta Rapper Lil Nas X.
This song was overplayed at a Taylor Swift Level as in, 10 minutes after release, it finds a way to become overplayed.
And if any Taylor Swift Fans find that analogy disrespectful, guess what, it doesn't matter its my opinion if you got a problem with that, complain in the comments.
Back to the Topic at hand.
This song was every where, and there were Remixes coming out every single week up to a Point. And with practically everyone. I'm surprised I wasn't invited for a remix.
Honestly I like Panini better...mainly because in that remix they made a Chowder themed video and my boy Schnitzel drop some sick rhymes.
Humanity officially peaked with Schnitzel rapping, its all down hill from here!
3) Terrible Cartoon Finales:
Yeah Apparently OK KO got cancelled, and the Finale was literally 2 seasons worth of content RUSHED for a 15 minute Episode.
And it got canned Literally weeks after they aired their Best Episode which was a Crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog.
Shame Really.....But sadly this isn't Cartoon Network's Dumb Finale Decision in 2019.
I know in the Past I stated im not a Fan of Gumball.
But thats because they rely a little too much on Meme culture.
That and also the Fandom is kinda weird. Sadly that episode mocking the toxic part of the fandom only scratched the surface.
But the fact they ended on a Cliffhanger like that and the only thing coming up is a Spinoff Miniseries that is NO WAY connected to the literal cliffhanger in the finale shows they are trying to go, "EVERYTHING IS FINE!" When clearly EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE!
By the way in the middle of writing this a promo for the Spinoff came out and....
WHY IS GUMBALL'S VOICE SO DEEP?
Didnt they make an episode where they stated they can't go through Puberty because they are cartoon characters?
Also, FUN FACT: they replace his and Darwin's Voice Actor every couple of seasons because, yeah Boy's Voices tend to get really DEEP!
Also Darwin's Yearbook is a Clip Show so......I was right it's Ignoring the Finale.
The Creator did state that it will all be resolved in a movie that will be a true Finale. But it has yet to be announced.
Plus knowing the way WarnerMedia is running things there's a 50/50 chance they would dump it onto HBO MAX.
At least Disney is still making stuff for Disney Channel along side Disney+!
Although Disney Is Just as Guilty because.....
Okay, yeah Starco was the Endgame I know, like Thanos it was Inevitable.
But the Finale didn't feel, Full. I hope that makes sense.
Yeah, while Gumball's Ended on a Cliffhanger, Star's ended Abruptly.
Alot of fans, myself included.
Were Not Happy about how it ended.
After Earth and Mewni basically Fused together, they ended it the lovebirds saying Hey, Hi!
They left SOOOOOO much unanswered.
After that Fans Started Up Petitions to give Star vs either a 5th Season or a Movie to wrap up loose Ends. Even the Creator of the Show, Daron Nefcy, signed the petition.
Yeah, Unlike Gravity Falls which Ended after 2 seasons by the Creator's Choice, this ended because of Disney's Kind of Stupid and Outdated, "Four Seasons and You're Done Rule."
Certain Shows had Exceptions. But, Most of the time you get at most 4 seasons of a Disney Channel show.
Now even through I mocked The Idea of a Gumball movie on HBO Max. But, I feel they should do a Wrap Up Movie and Release it on Disney+.
I'm only saying that because HBO max is $15 a month and Disney+ is at a Much more reasonable $7 a month.
Plus I rather not have a 5th season because I feel a Movie would Wrap up the series much better.
Now, I pray this doesn't happen again with future finales.....I'm saying that because Bojack Horseman is wrapping up in January and I hope the Finale doesn't Suck.
2) That Disney/Sony Spiderman Divorce:
Yeah I know they made a new deal after a month, but, the scars are still there!
Back in August Sony announced they were pulling Spiderman out of the MCU.
Fans didn't take it too lightly.
The reason why is because they were working on a renewable deal, basically Disney was asking for more Money, but Sony pulled out.
Yeah Disney was being a little selfish. But Sony was just as bad.
Sony really doesn't need a movie studio in my opinion. Don't they make enough from Playstation alone?
A month later a New Deal was made and the 2 studios reconciled.
All because, and I'm not making this up, Tom Holland got drunk one night and called disney CEO Bob Iger...
Oh Tom you rap scallion you!
Okay normally I would throw in an In Memoriam segment but this year I decided to cut it because I'm on a Time Crunch, sorry.
Besides....I GOT ALOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS LAST ONE.
Let me guess, the Paul Brothers again?
Surprisingly, no! Also where were you the last couple Top 5's?
I don't like Video Game Youtubers.
Okay, odd....anyway.
1) The Generational War:
Normally I Don't go into stuff like News and junk.
But, I cant keep my mouth shut about the, "OK Boomer," Movement.
Basically Millenials and Generation Z, anyone Born after 1996 but before 2007, aka Our Generation. have pretty much their own take on what older generations.
We're basically telling those Baby Boomers who call us all, "Snowflakes," because according to them we are all too oversensitive.....all we say is we don't use those words anymore grandpa!
And then they go, "STOP ATTACKING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!"
We aren't attacking it, we're just saying actions still have consequences if you don't think before you say!
Before i go on i have to bring up this comic i found once that someone made using a clip from Family Guy with Quagmire admitting why he hates Brian.
Bravo! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Now i should clarify, i don't believe all Baby Boomers are Bad, I'm mostly saying that because my Mom is one and never invokes any of the typical Boomer Stererotypes, but, the ones who are basically the ones who scream at us because we are, "Walking Over-Sensitive Politically Correcting Social Justice Warrior Snowflakes," yeah they are the problem.
Yet in reality when any of us say OK Boomer, they become over sensitive, not making that up.
Now that was the Worst of 2019, sorry of it seems a Little Sloppy.
What Do You Think is the Worst Thing of 2019, Tell Me In The Comments.
As per usual I focus more on the Good than the Bad.......... I think You See Where I am Going from here.
Next Time: Top 5 BEST Things From 2019. Why 5.....2019 is almost over i sadly had to cut it in half.
See Yah Tomorrow!
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