Top 5 Weirdest Product Tie-Ins

Normally its Normal to see A Product Sponsor a movie or tv show. Like When McDonalds has toys based off of the Lego Movie or whatever.

But sometimes, it gets weird.

And that's What I'm counting down.

5) The Hunger Games Runs on Subway:

Oh yeah because a film about a Post Apocalyptic Future Runs on a Restaurant that probably went out of business who knows how many years before the events of the first book!

Serriously the only reason they got the second Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire is because the food they were selling was Spicy. Not great brand synergy, but then again they sponsored Star Wars 7 which actually got me a Sweet Kylo Ren Mask for Free.

Ironically I hate Kylo Ren, He a joke more than he is a Villain.

4) Spiderman Uses Cingular Wireless:

Oh yeah we all care about what cell phone service superheroes use!

That was sarcasm. Before it became AT&T Wireless, Cingular was one of the Products used to promote the 2001 Spiderman Movie with Tobey Maguire, aka my Childhood.....Tom Holland is still better.

Also now its ironic now that Cingular was bought by AT&T, and earlier this year AT&T bought WarnerMedia, which owns DC which is Marvel's Biggest Competitor....now Batman, Superman, And best for last Wonder Woman run on a Cell Phone Company.

3) Star Wars Coffee Mate:

.........When do you see any of the Star Wars Characters Drink Coffee?

Blue Milk yes, but Coffee, no!

And I thought that Jar Jar Tongue Lollipop was wrong....I wish I was making that up!

Okay we got to slap Star Wars on everything.

Just be lucky we dont have Star Wars Diapers!

DON'T!

What?

DAMMIT! Also, where did you-

Unsurprisingly Screen Rant had a list of Weird Star Wars theme Products.

2) Frozen Olaf Snowcone maker:

Should I explain what's wrong with this? Olaf, one of the most lovable characters from the Movie Frozen, is letting you eat his guts......I repeat, Olaf, is letting you eat his guts.

OH MY GOD THAT'S DARK AND TWISTED!

1) Stranger Things Ouija Board:

............WELL THIS IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!

Look I love Stranger Things, it's easily one of Netflix's best shows.

But combining it with a Ouija board, that is a crazy Product Tie-In.

Ouija Boards are not a play thing that should be taken lightly! It could Litterally make your house haunted! And Exactly the reason why I will never use one in my life, I will Litterally go to the grave saying that!

But when Stranger Things is involved, that's an even worse idea, do you want Actual Demigorgans in your house? Because if yes, you better have 1000 Eggo Waffles, Eleven don't work for cheap!

Yeah As much as I love Stranger Things, this is taking things WAAAAAAAAAAYYY too far! I think even the Cast of the show would agree this is too far. Especially Will because he knows what happens in the Upside Down!

Wait how do you know this? You Don't have a Netflix account!

My older brother lets me use his. He is kind to me. I'm Hiro and he is Tadashi, without the death!

Okay that is Sibling Goals!

Thanks Underline Word Dude!

Anyway do you know of a Weird Product Tie-In Involving A TV Show or Movie? If so, leave it in the comments.

And if you have a Top 5 Suggestion, leave it in the comments as well.!

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