DAMMIT!
DAMMIT!
DAMMIT!

Language!
Language!
Language!

Shut up!

So you haven't had a Top 5 since January. Big whoop, we all hit slumps. I know I have.

For the last time you hitting that roadblock with your idea of a Half Recliner/Half Toilet wasn't a slump. It was a cease and disist from the Simpsons.

Screw it I'm gonna watch TV.

*Turns on TV*

Wait this show is still on, I thought it got cancelled a long time ago.

*Light Bulb Appears over head*

Where did this light bulb come from? Actually Underline Word Dude I think you gave me a good idea for a top 5.

Would you call my mom and tell her that?

No way, your mom asks me why I don't have a girlfriend. Surprisingly my excuse is that I don't have a job no longer works.

Anyway, you talked about a show that is Still on the air. That is what I'm talking about.

These are my Picks for the Top 5 Shows that are, SURPISINGLY, still on.

Note: This is a Mix of Good and Bad Shows, so if you hate one show, or like one, uh........I don't know.

5) Law and Order: SVU:

That's the best video I can find.

Anyway, litterally the only Law and Order show left on TV.

Yeah, the original isn't on TV anymore. Which is kinda weird when you think about it.

By the way, don't think about it, you don't want to hurt your brain.

4) The Peoples Court:

For those that live outside the us the plot is pretty simple.

Its like an Actual Courtroom. But no jury and clearly half the time its just Old White Guys Complaining to a "hopefully real," judge.

Remember Judge Trudy from the Amanda Show?

Its like that without the dancing lobsters.

I am just as upset as you are.

Okay lets get into the Kids Shows.

3) Power Rangers:

Nothing can kill the power rangers apparently.

Not even a Hasbro Buyout.

Anyway, Power Rangers has been going on since the early 90s and, well not to sound mean since I have nostalgia for the classic episodes. The show managed to get stupider as time went on.

Aslo they always go back to the same 3 themes: Animals, Dinosaurs, and Ninjas.

Why?

I don't know, maybe if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Also, the best ones were Mighty Morphin and Dinothunder.

2) Arthur:

And I Say, HEY!

HEY!

What a Wonderful Kind Of Day!

This was ALWAYS the only thing to look forward too on a school day when Recess got Rained out.

And surprisngly, been going since 1996.

That was before I was born.

I'm glad its still on, and on PBS.

I'm surprised it didn't move to Nickelodeon like a couple PBS kids shows I can name.

Oh really?

Teletubies, Thomas the Tank Engine, and coming soon *shivers* Barney the Dinosaur.

That creepy purple dinosaur is still a thing?

Its harder to get rid of him than Jack Sparrow.

*A Rock is thrown towards the back of Xander's head*

OW!

rewrite: I HEARD THAT!

The more I think about that joke I made in her book the more I regret it.

1) Cyberchase:

When your too sick to go to school, what do you do?

Manage to watch the only TV show in history to make Math Fun.

*GIRLY SCREAM*

Calm down bro.

I'm not joking, this is sadly one of the few ways they make math Fun.

And Math is Hard.

Unless you're me and you do it for fun.

You do math for fun? NERD!

I take the word nerd as a compliment.

Anyway, do you know of a show that is surprisingly still on, leave it in the comments below.

See yah next time!

Whenever that is am I right?

*Punches ULD in the gut*

I deserve that, OW!