Marvel's Avengers Endgame is coming up.

Anyway, with Endgame coming up I figure I do little list myself

Don't you usually have jimbob16gros to help yah?

Oh yeah about that.

Guys, he has a reason, which I won't say because it really doesn't matter, not to be here.

Honestly guys and gals, if I ask you to be a co-host to be on Top 5 and you don't want to, you can say no.

I would never force you to do this ever, if it makes you uncomfortable, just say no, I'm good.

Can I say No?

You don't have a choice, I created you, you're the Sparky to my rewrite. Except Sparky is Smarter than you. And doesn't get easily distract like you.

What was that I wasnt listening, I was watching this:

My words exactly.

Anyway, these are the Top 5 Things You'll Need to Do Before you see Avengers Endgame.

5) Rewatch all, or at least most of, the MCU Movies:

This is kind of obvious because it is a no brainer but this is the end of the newly named Infinity Saga, has such a nice ring to it huh?

Anyway, simply Rewatch the MCU Movies, except for The Incredible Hulk, that movie is Kinda Boring. Also adds nothing but this question, "How Bruce Banner went from Looking like Edward Norton to Mark Ruffalo in 4 years?"

If you're Strapped for time I got 8 movies I recommend you watch before hand.

A Countdown within a Countdown? That's Countdownception!

Wells its more bullet points but yeah.

· The Avengers (Avengers Assemble for my UK Buddies)
· Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1
· Avengers: Age of Ultron
· Captain America Civil War
· Thor Ragnarok
· Ant Man and The Wasp
· Avengers Infinity War
· Captain Marvel

If it helps I recommend seeing Captain Marvel First.

4) AVOID Spoilers at All Cost:

This is another obvious thing to do, since I wont be able to see it opening might or day, and I think I wont be the only one since lets be honest opening night tickets are already sold out. But I got Saturday!

No Spoilers for a day and a half!

Also for obvious reasons I won't post spoilers on here after I see it.

Yeah don't be a Dick and spoil movies.

Same goes for everyone reading this.

3) Get tickets ahead if time:

Wow, alot of obvious things in this list huh?

I know.

How about a little hack to save money at the movie theater?

Okay!

2) Get your snacks ahead of time:

Lets be honest your spending way too much at a movie theater, although I would never reccomend you sneak certain foods, for some reason I can imagine one of my friends sneaking Taco Bell into a movie theater.

What about a rotisserie chicken from a Grocery Store?

I don't think that's possible, but I actually want to see someone try that and succeed.

What I would recommend is smaller things like Candy, because ironically you can get 4 boxes at Wal-Mart for the same price of 1 box at the movies.

Also, if you're you can sneak in cookies and a sandwich if you want, just make sure its in a Purse or something, I am not responsible if you get busted by the movie theater staff.

Mabel: I knew I should have brought a purse when I saw Pony Heist.

And lastly, and More important thing to do before you see Avengers Endgame is.....

1) Cory in the-

NO!

1) Make sure you can stay seated for the entire movie:

Pfft, like that's hard.

Uh Underline Word Dude.

*points down*

*Jaw Drops*

3 HOURS AND 2 MINUTES?! That's...... DAMMIT I forgot I suck at math.

I got it so you don't hurt yourself.....again.

An hour is 60 Minutes.

So 60×3=180+2=182.

182 minutes of Marvelly Goodness.

Damn!

So yeah, lets be real here. No one wants to go to the bathroom during that time.

rewrite prepare to hear a joke I told you a lot...

EVERY👏ONE'S👏BLADDER👏WILL👏HATE👏THIS👏MOVIE!

So, unless you have a bladder made of Steel or Vibranium, or whatever, you good

You may have to sip slow on that 72ounce soda.

Or, lets be honest, since your dignity may die with this movie either was, you might want to wear a diaper to the movies.

Normally I would say that as a joke but if you want to see all 182 minutes of the movie, you might have to suck it up and wear a pair of Pampers to the Theater.

Also, as of writing this, during an Interview with Good Morning America on April 8th 2019, Mark Ruffalo, aka the Hulk, pretty much said, "Bring a Box of Kleenex and A Diaper."

For a while I made a joke that people would buy diapers just to see this movie, and I am pretty sure some of you did the same, but now I'm probably thinking I'm right.

I won't be surprised now if I go to the movies and see people wearing adult diapers.

Either that or they go to a theater that has this as a Special Avengers Combo:

Or they magically developed whatever power Gumball has:

It works doesn't it?

I don't know I'm not Doctor Strange!

Anyway, weird list I know, but next list will make up for it.

Because next time:

Top 5 FOX Properties to Bring Into the MCU.