*Snoring*

Ah Man, Xander's still asleep? New Years was __ Days Ago. Ironic cause his resolution was to not sleep for __ days straight.

*Snoring*

Okay, time to wake up sleepyhead!

*Snoring*

*Uses Air-horn*

*Snoring*

*Sets off fireworks*

*Snoring*

*Plays Dubstep Song from Phone*

*Snoring*

And this is why Dubstep is dead. No wonder i saw Skrillex living in a box yesterday.

Ugh, what are we going to do, we need a new Top 5, It's not like a backup host will just fall right out of the sky!

*Suddenly the legendary rewrite Rose Plot Twister comes in with a Parachute*

BOOM BABY!

It's not like Infinity Trillion Dollars will just fall from the sky!........I'm Waiting!

This isn't Phineas and Ferb you know?

STILL WAITING!

*Slaps UWD in the back of the head*

Fair point! Also why are you here? Is this somekind of Disnerd Telepathy thing?

Nope! Xander messaged me to host the Top 5, while he hibernates through winter, see:

I'm still saying it's Disnerd Telepathy!

Can't you read it says CARTOON NETWORK!

The Second Most Watched Kids Channel behind Disney but ahead of Nickelodeon?

Just let me do the intro and just add your Commentary later on since you're clearly not going anywhere. Sigh!

You're not the boss of-

Do you want Sparky to eat your DVD's again?

I'LL BE GOOD!

*Cracks knuckles* Good! I'll be taking over the chapter from now! Today will be remembered as Rewrite's Top 5!

Anyway, as much as I love Disney as the next person, let's talk about another Network that holds part of childhood: Cartoon Network.

Yes! The old Cartoon Network when it wasn't garbage as it is now. Shows like Billy and Mandy, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Dexter's Laboratory, Samurai Jack, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls And Courage the Cowardly Dog...to name a few.

BUT those are the shows you think of when you think about old Cartoon Network shows. I'm not here for those shows, I'm here for the ones that nobody remembers or ever thought excited.

Here are my TOP 5 FORGOTTEN CARTOON NETWORK SHOWS.

You mean the Teen Titans GO! Network?

*Slaps UWD in the back of the head*

Tuesday is applesauce day!

Ugh. This will be a long day.

5.) TIME SQUAD

Imagine a world where all of the nations have merged into one, where everyone lives in peaceful utopia, where there are "no wars, no pollution, and bacon is good for your heart."

So Heaven?

Pretty much, yeah!

This is the premise of Time Squad. However, this future is threatened when the past starts to unravel. Abraham Lincoln is leaving his presidency to pull pranks, Winston Churchill becomes a nudist, and Eli Whitney invents flesh-eating robots rather than the cotton gin.

To save the future, the Time Squad - consisting of Otto Osworth, Buck Tuddrussel, and the robot Larry 300 - must travel back in time to correct the course of history.

According to the creator of the show, Time Squad is a "C-average student's approach to history." However, it was well-received by many audience members.

I literally have no idea what this show is nor have I ever seen it.

4.)THE MOXY SHOW

Chris Rock is a weird cgi bug and not a zebra? Whhhhaaaatttt????

What makes The Moxy Show truly unique is that it was the first real-time, live cartoon. A puppeteer wearing a motion capture suit acted out Moxy's movements, while a technician controlled his facial movements.

The characters were even laid out in front of a physical set, and the show was sometimes aired live so that Moxy could talk to viewers that called in during commercial breaks.

As brilliant and innovative as The Moxy Show was, it is now known as a lost series. Cartoon Network has seemed to distance itself from the show and it's nearly impossible to find full episodes of the series. It has been dubbed one of the rarest Cartoon Network programs to be seen after 2000.

Then why did he appear in the OK KO Crossover Nexxus Special?

I'm pretty sure that was all the creator's intention.

3.) Wulin Warriors

Bwahahaha!!! What in the world is this??? I can't even with this? How America can you this Taiwanese show? It's too much it's bad but funny! Haha!

The series aired in the United States on Cartoon Network's Toonami in February 2006, but was taken off the block due to poor ratings and complaints. The translation had a number of problems puns were inserted in which they were not present originally, and Scar (known as Ye Hsiao-Chai in the original), was changed from a mute to a dispenser of wisecracks (normally about pizza). Another complaint was that the show aired on a network that airs cartoons. Of the thirteen episodes produced, only two episodes aired in the U.S. before its ultimate cancellation. From 2008 onwards, episodes that were not shown on TV were available on AOL's Kids Online channel until the service shut down. As of 2016, all 13 episodes can be seen on YouTube.

After watching the first episode, I can't keep a straight face on how bad and dumb it is. I do say the fight scenes are incredible for marionettes. Probably because I have high respect for marionettes because of Jim Henson. Love his work.

2.) SQUIRREL BOY

Squirrel Boy centers on the lives of an anthropomorphic squirrel named Rodney (Richard Steven Horvitz), who is full of crazy ideas and get-rich-quick schemes and his best friend and owner, a boy named Andy (Pamela Adlon). In the family are Bob (Kurtwood Smith), Andy's pessimistic and unlucky father who utterly dislikes Rodney, and Lucille (Nancy Sullivan), Andy's cheery, happy-go-lucky, and mild-tempered mother.

Time for Honorable Mentions:

Toon Heads

A show about the history of Cartoons before the internet was a thing. Pretty much sums it up.

What a CARTOON!

A show that included The Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, and Courage the Cowardly Dog for the first time and how they got started.

GRIM & EVIL

Yep, literally never heard of Grim & Evil, only Billy and Mandy.

Princess Natasha

Why does this show reminds me of Word Girl?

And the top Forgotten Cartoon Network show is!!!!!

1.) WHATEVER HAPPENED TO... ROBOT JONES?

That's all that needs to be said.

Please Describe more than just that joke, while clever, many of the readers need a description.

Fine! Now I know why Xander's been asleep for this long.

The show premiered in 2002 and featured a robot who attends middle school in a suburb in a futuristic version of the 1980s. In each episode, Robot Jones faces a common teenage concept in order to fully understand how humans behave. From dating to tackling gym class, Robot Jones tries to make adolescence somewhat more tolerable.

In summary, this basically My Life as a Teenage Robot, but worse.

And that wraps up my top 5 Forgotten Cartoon Network Shows!

Wow you really showed your age today, Ha! Beat that, gramps.

Gramps? I'm in my 20's.

Yeah, 1920's!

I'm Warning you to be quiet, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

What are you going to do make me change your Depends?

OH THAT IS IT! *Tackles ULD to the ground and starts to beat him up*

*Suddenly a dragon wakes underneath the Top 5.*

Oh no! She's awake!

*Wide eyed* Who's awake? *Glances up and watches a dragon come forth.* Where did that come from!?

I may or may not have bought this egg from the Renaissance Fair.

*Gets off of ULD* You WHAT!?

What??? It was super cheap!

Super cheap is going to get us dead, Hagrid!

* The dragon then roars at the two before taking off in flight. As it flies, it swings right towards Rewrite. And I'm one quick flick, the dragon swallows her up and takes off, out of Top 5. *

*Snoring*

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Is there anything that CAN wake him-

*Glances over*

What the?

*Reads a sign that says: EMERGENCY PIZZA! Use in case Xander Doesn't wake up, or because he wants pizza at 2 am and the Pizza Shop is Closed.*

We had that and we had rewrite take over?

*Snoring*

Screw the logic of this predicament! *Breaks Glass*

*Sniffs* *Eyes Open Wide* PIZZA!

Wait, you know that egg I got for cheap at the Renaissance fair which later had a dragon in it?

Kinda why?

She ate rewrite!

What? I told you to train it! Ugh, Welp better let Sparky know. But first!

*Swipes Pizza from UWD's hands*

Hey!

My Pizza!

*Walks out of xanderwrites headquarters*

To be continued on Forgotten Disney Kingdom.