Top 5 Best Things from 2019
As per usual, I like to focus More on the good than the Bad.
These are my picks for the Top 5 Best Things from 2019 whether they are TV shows, Music, Whatever.
No Theatrical Release Movies.
Sorry Guys, maybe some other time.
Also I know what you might be thinking, "Xander, why are you doing only 5 this year? Was the Past year THAT Bad?"
1-The Year is almost over and I want to get this out before the year is over.
2- Kind of the Year was one big giant, "WHAT THE F🐬CK JUST HAPPENED?" Kind of year.
5) Infinity Train:
Back in the old days of 2016. Cartoon Network uploaded a pilot to a show called Infinity Train.
3 years later it finally released and..........IT LIVED UP TO THE HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Amphibia
From the guy who directed that episode of Gravity Falls that basically went, "Yeah Dipper and Pacifica is somewhat canon now," you know what I'm talking about.
Amphibia is about a Thai-American Teenage Girl named Anne Boonchuy, played by Brenda Song, who threw a magical music box was transported to a world inhabited by Frogs, Toads, Newts, well I think you can take a wild guess with the name, "Amphibia."
3) Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss:
Woah 2 for the price of 1!
They're set in the same universe!
One is the one of the Highly Most Anticipated Pilots of all time with over a year of hype building up to it.
The other......had Invader Zim saying the word, "Fuck!"
Language!
Shut up you're not my dad! Besides you don't have the cleanest language either!
I have no idea what you're talking abo-
PLAY FLASHBACK!
*FLASHBACK BROUGHT TO YOU BY IMP*
*Playing Mariokart*
Finally I can win this race!
*Gets hit by the Flying Blue Friendship Ruining Spikey Shell of Death*
Ah F🐬🐬K! YOU MOTHERF🐬🐬KING C🐬🐬KSUCKING SON OF A BITCH! I HATE YOU SH🐬T EATING ASS WIPE!
*Flashback Over*
Yeah well, everyone is like that when it comes to that, you should know.
Oh yeah, I purposely got rid of my copy of the Wii version after 5 month. That damn shell left scars that will never heal!
Okay enough Cartoons, now for a reality show!
BOO!
Woah actually this one is good, it is...
2) The Masked Singer:
Oh, that I like!
Yeah out of pretty much EVERY competition show on TV, this is the One got people going, WOW They Song Amazing, but who are they?
Originally starting off as A South Korean Show, King of the Mask Singer, its mainly celebrities, whether they are known for music or not, wearing masks hiding their identity's a secret to everyone.
I was not expecting to see myself, or even my mom, to get so invested in this kind of show.
I consider this to be the Best Competition Show on TV.
TAKE THAT AMERICAN IDOL, AMERICA'S GOT TALENT, AND THE VOICE!
Okay time for some quick...
Honorable Mentions:
Billie Eilish-"Bad Guy":
Finally a Teen Pop Star who acts like an Actual Teenager!
Stranger Things Season 3:
Definitely worth the Year and A Half of Waiting, with the only other Ending that made my Eyes Sweat this year, after Endgame that is.
*crying* WE LOVE YOU 3000!
*Comforts UWD* It's okay cry it out!
And now....
1) Disney+:
Yeah I know last top 5 i mocked the idea of Every Company starting a Streaming Service. But, I was looking forward to Disney+!
As Much as I like Netflix, Disney made more of my Favorites.
That's not to say I don't respect Warner Bros, Paramount, Lionsgate, Sony, And yes even Universal, despite those guys making Minions a thing.
But, a HUGE chunk of my life is Devoted to the Mouse House. My vacations are to Walt Disney World, I mainly Watch Disney Owned Channels on TV, The Big Movies i Want to See are in the Movie Theater are in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Hell, as i'm writing this I got Avengers Endgame on the TV, and guess what service?
McDonalds+?
*Smacks UWD in the back of the Head*
OW!
Smartass!
But, it wasn't just the Legacy content. Oh no they have some great original Programs as well.
The Imagineering Story is a great Documentary series about the History of the Disney Theme Parks.
The World According to Jeff Goldblum, its Jeff Goldblum, who hates Jeff Goldblum?
And of course the Mandalorian-
Don't care!
Oh really?
Yeah, why should I care?
Simple!
Is that a...a...aaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Baby Yoda? Yes, Yes It Is!
......SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I knew you would agree.
And speaking if agreeing, do you guys agree with my picks, and is there anything i missed? Tell me in the comments until next time.....
*Picks up Accordian*
1 2 3!!!!!!!
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Thanks for reading see yall in 2020.
Meanwhile in a dark room somewhere:
Oh Xander Xander Xander.......
*smashes Coffee mug*
That's not the Only thing you'll see in 2020!
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