Okay see you guys next ti-

THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME YOU PUNK!

.......what the hell was that?

You know who I am, you think blipping me out of existence was going to kill me?

Slanty Word Guy?

*LIGHTNING BOOM*

The One and Only!

I thought I killed you, well past me Killed You?

Yeah but unfortunately that wasn't enough since Past You Thought Up Me Anyway! You don't think Endgame Time Travel Rules Apply Here?

This is why I hate Paradoxes.

Anyway I am here, for my revenge!

Uh, Xander, Remember when I tried to warn yah about something back in the Top 5 Forgotten Cartoon Network Movies?

Vaguely why do y- *QUACK* DAMN YOU FIREBREATHER!

HA! Wow, your more easily distracted than I remember!

Hey it's not my fault i have the attention span of a-

*Butterfly flies past Xander*

Oh look at that!

Whatever asshat, I'm finally getting my revenge on yah.

Don't call me asshat!

He was talking to me UWD!

*Glances at UWD*

So your that stooge Xander uses as a Idiotic Side Character?

I don't know the meaning of that word.

Idiotic?

No Side!

*Quack*

Hey I like having a Cohost for crap like this. Like a local morning news show host.

SHUT UP!

*Pins Xander Against the Wall with a robotic tentacle*

When did you get this?

Oh I made my ways through the Dark Space Market. Gave myself a few Upgrades.

So you're a cyborg now?

Does this make me Beast Boy or Robin?

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

What do you want Slanty? Money? Fame? Fairy GodParents?

Oh you know what I want! You GONE!

What?!

For years I was your punching bag!

I don't remember that much, i just remember you taking over my Top 5 on April Fools Day and Deadpool Killed yah!

Exactly, Luckily it was easy to take care of the first culprit.

*FLASHBACK NOISE*

*Outside Disney Headquarters*

Your Problem Now! *Throws Deadpool over Gate*

DEADPOOL: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*FLASHBACK OVER*

I had a feeling it was a bad idea to put that restraining order on him.

Geez where did you get these Bad Habits?

Oh that well, they stem, from, HIM! *Points finger towards Xander*

Wha?!

*Let's Xander Go*

Oh you asked for it *Music starts playing*

Where did this music come from?

Every time you come around, you know I can't say no
Every time the sun goes down, I let you take control
I can feel the paradise before my world implodes
And tonight had something wonderful

My bad habits stem from late nights ending alone
Conversations with a stranger I barely know
Swearing this will be the last, but it probably won't
I've got nothing left to lose, or use, or do
My bad habits Stem From wide eyes stare into space
And I know I lose control of the things that I say
I was looking for a way out, now I can't escape
Nothing happens after two
It's true, it's true
My bad habits Stem from you

My bad habits Stem From you
My bad habits Stem From you

Wow, Barely Change the Lyrics, How Original!

Every pure intention ends when the good times start
Falling over everything to reach the first time's spark
It started under neon lights and then it all got dark
I only know how to go too far

I think too far a while ago.

My bad habits Stem From late nights ending alone
Conversations with a stranger I barely know
Swearing this will be the last, but it probably won't
I've got nothing left to lose, or use, or do
My bad habits Stem From wide eyes stare into space
And I know I lose control of the things that I say
I was looking for a way out, now I can't escape
Nothing happens after two
It's true, it's true
My bad habits Stem From you
My bad habits Stem From you

We took the long way 'round
And burned 'til the fun ran out, now

My bad habits Stem From late nights ending alone
Conversations with a stranger I barely know
Swearing this will be the last, but it probably won't
I've got nothing left to lose, or use, or do
My bad habits Stem From wide eyes stare into space
And I know I lose control of the things that I say
I was looking for a way out, now I can't escape
Nothing happens after two
It's true, it's true
My bad habits Stem From you

My bad habits Stem From you
My bad habits Stem From you

You done Ripping off Ed Sheeran?

Oh Shut the Fuck up Asshat!

Also, Lets switch things up a Little!

"What do you mean by that?" Xander asked.

"Wait," Xander asked.

"Where did these Quotation Marks come from?" Xander asked.

"Don't Question the 4th Wall!" Slanted Word Guy exclaimed, "Besides it's not like you want to confuse your readers for the future chapters."

"Oh I can't question the 4th Wall but you can Break it?" Xander asked.

SWG Grabbed Xander by the Collar of his shirt.

"ARE YOU DONE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AFTER ANOTHER?" Slanted Word Guy Asked.

"What's a Difference between a Mummy and a Zombie?" Underline Word Dude Asked.

"Okay I'm Done with You!" Slanted Word Guy Exclaimed.

SWG Grabs a Sword and throws it Directed at UWD.

"HEY YOU MISSED MY HEAD!" Underline Word Dude exclaimed.

"Wasn't aiming for it, Dweebo!" Slanted Word Guy Exclaimed.

UWD Looked down to see the Sword impaled him through his gut.

"Oh Look, I've Been Impaled, Like Olaf," said Underline Word Dude.

UWD faints and Falls to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Xander Exclaimed, "YOU BASTARD!"

Xander Breaks free but as he is about strike, he was frozen in Place.

"Fool, you think I don't know you were gonna strike me after impaling your friend?" Slanted Word Guy Asked.

SWG the grabs Xander By the throat choking him.

"Why are you doing this?" Xander asked.

"I'm done being your walking joke, I'm Done being your Punching Bag, I Done, with, YOU!" Slanted Word Guy exclaimed.

SWG snaps his fingers, a Portal appears under Xander.

"I created You," said Xander.

"Huh, funny," said Slanted Word Guy, "So this is What it's Like for a Child to kill their Father."

"No," said Xander.

SWG lets go as Xander Falls Through the Portal.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Xander Exclaimed while Falling.

SWG snaps his fingers again for the Portal to Disappear.

"Now, for the real fun to begin!" Slanted Word Guy exclaimed.

To Be Continued....

(SONG: Bad Habbits by Ed Sheeran)
(Lyrics Slightly Edited by xanderwrites)