Slanty's Revenge Part 3 of 5

"I need to get out out here," said Xander as he walks away from the remains of what's left of the Hangover Hotel, "But how?"

Xander starts looking around for a way out.

"Theres got to be a way to get out some how," said Xander, "It's Not Like there's an Emergency Exit Right in Front of me!"

Xander starts walking 2 steps when suddenly...

"*Whack* OW WHAT THE HELL?!" Xander Exclaimed.

Xander looked up to see a Door that Read, "Emergency Exit: For Emergencies Only!!!! (Or Fun, I'm a Door, Not A Cop!)"

"Huh," said Xander, "to Quote Miss Piggy in The Great Muppet Caper, What An Unbelievable Coincidence."

Xander Opens the Door to see that, "Wherever the Hell He Is In," is inside an airplane.....Currently in the air.

"Okay, I don't know where Slanty sent me," said Xander, "but, a whole dark void and a hotel inside of a Flying Airplane, It makes no-"

Xander loses his balance and falls out of the plane.

"SEEEEENSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!" Xander said Screamily falling out the plane.

Xander continues Screaming while falling to the gound.

"Well, I hope i land on something soft," said Xander.

Xander Then Lands on a Bouncy House.

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!" Xander Exclaimed as he bounced in the air.

Xander then lands on the ground.

"At least i'm still alive!" Xander exclaimed before he passed out.

Meanwhile out in the Distance, a masked figure on a stead notices Xander.

"Go Please!" The Masked Figured Exclaimed.

The Stead Gallops over to Xander.

The Masked Figure gets off the stead and Checks Xander's Pulse.

"Still alive," said the Masked Figure, "but we need to get him to safety."

The Masked Figure picks up Xander and Puts him on the Stead's Back.

The Masked Figure hops back on and the Stead gallops away to safety.

Later that night, the Masked Figure and the Stead set up Camp and a Campfire.

"Come on Xander," said The Masked Figure, "ugh, Need to speed this up."

The Masked Figure leans forward to Xander.

"WAKE UP!" The Masked Figure Exclaimed.

And Slaps TF out of him, waking him up.

"Ow What the hell?!" Xander asked.

Xander notices them.

"Who are you?" Xander asked.

"You really don't Recognize your best friend?" The Masked Figure asked, "Oh wait, wearing a Mask, my bad."

The Masked Figure removes their mask revealing...

"Rewrite?" Xander Asked.

"Boom Baby!" rewrite exclaimed.

Xander immediately hugs Rewrite.

"Uh, You Okay?" Rewrite asked.

"Sorry, it's just, i'm glad to see a familiar face," said Xander.

"Oh," said Rewrite, "well you were gone for 6 weeks."

Xander immediately stops hugging Rewrite.

"6 WEEKS?" Xander asked, "Who the, what the, where the, why the, how the......WHERE THE HELL WAS I? IT FELT LIKE 40 MINUTES!"

"We have no idea, by our guess it falls under quantum realm rules," said Rewrite.

"We?" Xander asked.

*Munch Munch Munch*

Xander turns his head to see Rewrite's Imaginary Horse Friend Sparky munching on a carrot.

"Oh, Sorry Sparky, didn't see you there," said Xander.

"Eh, It's alright, I'm technically invisible anyway," said Sparky before he continues to eat his carrot.

"Anyway, what happened when I was.....wherever that was?" Xander asked.

"It all started 6 Weeks ago," said Rewrite.

*FLASHBACK*

Rewrite and Sparky were in a Park with Rewrite Doodling on a Sketch Pad and Sparky eating an Apple.

"Hey Sparky, What Color are Bruno's eyes again?" Rewrite asked.

"I thought we weren't supposed to talk about him?" Sparky asked.

"Nah, I think we're supposed to say Silenzio to Bruno," said Rewrite.

*BOOM*

"What was that?" Rewrite asked.

Sparky grabs a pair of binoculars.

"Uh oh," said Sparky.

"Wha-oh?" Rewrite asked.

Rewrite grabs the Binoculars.

"Wait that's coming from xanderwrites headquarte- OH CRAP, XANDER!" Rewrite exclaimed.

Rewrite and Sparky run towards xanderwrites headquarters to see what was going on.

*Evil Cackle*

Rewrite and Sparky hide behind a wall.

"Who is that?" Sparky asked.

"I think that is that Slanted Word Guy Xander warn me about," said Rewrite, "but he told me he died...TWICE!"

"Okay either he's unmurderable or Xander's a Lazy Writer," said Sparky, "Speaking of Xander, where is he?"

Rewrites pokes her head to see what's going on.

"I don't know the only other body I see is Underline Word Dude," said Rewrite, "and he's bleeding.....oh crap he's dead!"

"Now for the real fun to begin," said Slanty Word Guy.

"Fudge!" Rewrite exclaimed.

Rewrite ducked back behind the wall.

"Hmm, I think I need a Henchman. Hmm, this will do," said Slanty Word Guy, "I always wanted an Undead henchmen."

"Undead?" Sparky asked.

"Oh no!" Rewrite exclaimed.

"RISE MY UNDEAD SERVANT RISE!" Slanty Exclaimed, "*Maniacal Laughter*"

"We gotta get out of here," said Rewrite.

Just the the wall Rewrite and Sparky were hiding behind fell apart.

"Uh-oh," said Sparky.

Slanty takes notice of Rewrite and Sparky.

"Oh look who we have here?" Slanty asked.

"OKAY, WE REALLY GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE NOW!" Rewrite exclaimed.

"Quick Hop on my Back," said Sparky.

Rewrite hops on Sparky's Back and Storm off.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Slanty Exclaimed.

Slanty and his Undead Henchman Start Chasing them.

"Speed Up Sparky!" Rewrite exclaimed.

"I'm Going as Fast as I Can!" Sparky exclaimed.

Slanty then shoots a lightning bolt by Sparky.

"Although what's the shame in trying?" Sparky asked rhetorically.

Sparky Speeds up to off and away to the point where Slanty can't see either of them.

"Damn, almost got that little brat," said Slanty.

*FLASHBACK OVER*

"How did you hear that last part?" Xander Asked.

"I may have added words there," said Rewrite, "it was either that or have him call me a Slut, but that would make no sense since I'm asexual. Also I may or may not have said something else instead of Fudge."

"Rewrite, you're my best friend and I love you but, and ask you kindly, COULD YOU PLEASE GET BACK TO THE STORY?" Xander asked.

"Right Right, sorry," said Rewrite, "anyway since then, He's pretty much made this whole area into an Apocalyptic wasteland. I have to cover my face with the mask and cover Sparky with a Cape so he can't recognize us. Which is strange how he was able to recognize us in the first place when we haven't met him before."

"A Photo of the 3 of us after we did the Top 5 Worst Ripoffs of Disney/Dreamworks Movies along side the photo we took after Forgotten Disney was saved, is hanging up was hanging up on a wall," said Xander, "He Must of Looked at it for a while before he struck."

*Awkward Silence is Awkward*

"I don't know whether I want to say Aww or You Idiot," said Rewrite.

"Honestly now both sound good," said Xander.

"Anyway, after seeing Slanty destroy your headquarters, Sparky and I decided to Search for you," said Rewrite, "But, we couldn't until you literally fell out of the sky."

"We were just as confused as you were," said Sparky, "especially since you don't have wings."

Xander then sits down.

"Ugh," said Xander, "What am I going to Do?"

Rewrite Sits Down Next to Him.

"Hey, cheer up," said Rewrite, "we can end this."

"Why bother? Don't you see rewrite? He Won!" Xander Exclaimed, "I lost everything , my headquarters, my cohost, my original Wattpad Password, EVERYTHING!"

"Maybe you're dehydrated," said Rewrite, "Here drink this."

Rewrite hands Xander a drink, he sips it and spits it out.

"Gah, why is it spicy?" Xander asked.

"Sorry, Slanty only made it so that only drinks are available," said Rewrite, "and Wasabi Soda sounded better than Fresca."

"In that case this is refreshing," said Xander, "But I'm serious, What am i going to do, I way to Different compared to Slanty."

"You know, Xander," said, "what makes you different makes you strong. Always remember that, okay?"

"How may times have you watched Arcane?" Xander asked.

"Still not enough," said Rewrite, "but the point is, there's one thing that you have that Slanty Doesn't."

"The Power of Friendship?" Xander asked.

"No, well yes, but in this case no," said Rewrite, "The Power of Rewrite!"

"The Power of Rewrite?" Xander asked.

"Yeah," said Rewrite, "With Sparky and I by your side, we can take on anything."

"I don't know," said Xander with a doubtful look.

"C'mon Xander," said Rewrite, "You Just Gotta Keep Holding On."

"Oh that's my cue," said Sparky as he turns on a Stereo.

"You're not alone, together we stand
I'll be by your side, you know, I'll take your hand
When it gets cold and it feels like the end
There's no place to go, you know, I won't give in
No, I won't give in

Keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just stay strong

'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say, nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth

So keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through

So far away, you wish you weren't here
Before it's too late, this could all disappear
Before the doors close and it comes to an end
With me by your side, We will fight and defend
We'll fight and defend, yeah, yeah

Keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just stay strong

'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say, nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth

So keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through

Hear me when I say, when I say I believe
Nothing's gonna change
Nothing's gonna change destiny
Whatever is meant to be will work out perfectly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you

There's nothing you can say, nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through

Keep holding on
Keep holding on

There's nothing you can say, nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the true

So keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through"

"You know I would ask why you started singing, but everyone including myself started singing out of no where during this whole ordeal," said Xander.

"Well, You In?" Rewrite asked.

"No," said Xander.

Xander then Grabs Rewrites Hand.

"We're in!" Xander exclaimed.

"That's all I needed to hear," said Rewrite.

"Now all we need is a Plan," said Sparky.

"Don't worry, I just got an Idea," said Xander.

To be Continued...

Song: Keep Holding On By Avril Lavigne.

Lyrics Slightly Altered By: xanderwrites

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