"NOOOOOOOOO!" Xander exclaimed as he fell into the portal.

The portal then closes as Xander Falls into a dark abyss screaming.

30 Minutes later:

Xander Lands Softly onto solid ground...somehow.

"I HAVE BEEN FALLING...FOR 30 MINUTES!" Xander Exclaimed, "Great Now I'm starting to sound like Loki."

Xander gets back up on his feet and dust himself off.

"Where am I?" Xander asked.

Xander looks around a dark void.

"Is this Heaven or Hell?" Xander asked, "Or Ohio?"

Xander then notices a bright light in the distance

"The Heck?" Xander asked.

Xander walks towards the Bright Light.

"Now for the real fun to begin," said Slanty Word Guy.

Slanty Snaps his fingers and, like Magic, Xanderwrites Headquarters is transformed into Slanty's Inferno Room.

"Hmm, I think I need a Henchman," said Slanty Word Guy.

Slanty looks around for something to turn into a henchman.

His attention is grabbed by the site of Underline Word Dude's Recently Deceased Body.

"Hmm, this will do," said Slanty Word Guy, "I always wanted an Undead henchmen."

Slanty snaps his Finger, causing Underline Word Dude's body to glow.

"RISE MY UNDEAD SERVANT RISE!" Slanty Exclaimed, "*Maniacal Laughter*"

Xander walks towards the light.

"What is this? Where am I? Hell, When am I?" Xander asked.

Xander Looks up to see a sign that say's, "Hangover Hotel (Founded By Henry Hangover, Not Meant for Actual Hangovers)"

"Well at least they cleared that up since I'k not drunk," said Xander, "I hate the Taste of Alcohol anyway."

Xander walks towards the Hotel.

"Huh?" Xander asked as he notices a taped on piece of Paper.

The Paper read, "All Rooms Free, Just Walk Into one, Poor Business Model I Know.

-Henry Hangover Jr Jr Sr.

P.S. Yes that is my Actual Name."

"Okay this is getting weird, but hey, free room," said Xander.

Xander then searches for a free room. He ended up finding one on the Second Floor. To which he then opens the door.

"GAH A SPIDER!" Xander exclaimed.

"Wait," said Xander, "Nope, My Mistake it's a Candy Wrapper."

Xander walks in and close the door behind him. He then turns on the light.

"Okay, now i can get sit for a second," said Xander as he sits down on the bed....which then collapses, "I'm starting to see why the rooms are free!"

Xander Gets up on his feet.

"Forget it, I'll sit when all this is over," said Xander.

"Ugh I need to get out of this place," said Xander, "What To Do? What To Do?! Gosh it wasn't this hard to save rewrite, course i wasn't alone then.....Welp I'm Scrimp!"

Xander walks out of the room.

"Slanty, I don't know what your plan is," said Xander, "killing my Sidekick, Trapping me in whatever the hell this place is, i could only imagine what your doing to xanderwrites headquarters, I can't Fucking believe i thought of you as a friend, but just because you won the battle...doesn't mean you won the war!"

"A wise man once said time is money
So much money did I lose to you honey?
I find it kinda funny
You wanna keep this feud running
But I'm glad I'm your mind
So keep that cannon fire coming, woah

Ok, right, let's fight in the late night
For a while, go wild, this is juvenile as skate night
You don't know how to play nice
My little compadre, nah dre, Slanty
Friends to foe
In the eye of the storm
Guns and bombs to keep us torn
Least your napalm will keep me warm
To your new Friend let he be warned
You're his new toy for blood and gore

So this is war
Isn't that what friends are for
Blood and gore
Is all I get for being yours
Two heathens ruled by demons
That sneak through the trenches in our hearts
Oh no, no, no, no
No surrender from the day we part
I'll be damned if I can't finish what I start

Oh, oh, oh, Ow!

Oh so you wanna go to war now
Gonna resume your tour now
Poisoning for my heart and tear out some more now
Busting out the charts and oxen carts
The moment we start to fall apart to the core

These guns are loud like thunderclouds
So I leave for underground to flee the sound
Of music, your music
Your music that you use as war music
Them idyllic days are over
I'm composing more music-
Than you, you choose: use it or lose it
Expression as a weapon
I do choose to abuse it

Check the presses on my record
Feel where my grooves is
Talk about depression and chemical abuses
And nooses, feeling useless
Hey take this, you could use it
But you'd probably break it
Cry bout how you'll never make it
Goodness gracious
We've been waiting on your album for ages
No traces, and Slanty
They've already ran outta patience

What?

Slanty, we're still waiting...

But that's alright, that's okay
You barely wrote em anyway
Half your songs got thrown away
Like ballots on voting day
Oh my ballads got more to say
Like a bullet to a motorcade

Sit down with me
And sign this armistice
Get your big proboscis
Onto my shit list
The litmus of our difference
Is you going hitless
While my record's spinning like a discus
Throwing shitfits while I go the distance

Welcome to the new me
Paint your nails black and unscrew me
But that's okay Slanty
Know my business is booming
Live vicariously through me
Just as embarrassing as it was
When you knew me
Slander, propaganda?
Groovy

So this is war
Isn't that what friends are for
(You feel me?)
Blood and gore
Is all I get for being yours
Two heathens ruled by demons
That sneak through the trenches in our hearts
Oh no, no, no, no
No surrender from the day we part
I'll be damned if I can't finish what I start

You barely wrote em anyway

Oh
C'mon now
You barely wrote em
Barely wrote em anyway
That's alright, that's okay baby
This is what you wanted right?
Sing
You barely wrote em anyway
That's alright that's okay
C'mon
We're coming for you
Slanty, Slanty, Slanty, Slanty,
Slanty, Slanty, Slanty, AHHHHHHHH!"

Xander then in a fit of Rage Punches a hole in the wall, which in turn causes the Whole Building to Shake.

"Well that ain't Good," Xander said as he ran down the stairs and a way from the Hotel as it started to fall apart.

Xander looks at the pile of rubble that used to house the hotel.

"Again," said Xander, "I see Why this place was free."

To Be Continued.........

(Song Used: War by Zach Callison)
(Slightly Altered Lyrics by Xanderwrites)